Chapter Ninety-Three: Homecoming
Late one night four months later.
The dungeon originally located in the back mountain had already been filled, and under the starry night, a figure was busy burning paper. Look at it clearly, it's Jebin Modo.
Since the two fake gods were burned to ashes, the first month, some priests in the altar also said that they saw the red light in the back mountain, presumably two monsters came to find someone to settle accounts, one of them said the most expressively, said that his brother got up late at night to pee, and accidentally found that the red light came out of the dungeon direction, so scared that he poured urine on the corner of his pants, if you don't believe it, you can also see the corner of his pants, this urine stain is ironclad evidence.
The more they were talked, the more they became more and more ghostly, and finally they all reached the ears of the high priests, and they taught those nonsense a hard lesson. And the guy who testified with urine stains was confirmed by his companion that his brother had a bad habit of wetting the bed, and he didn't pee on the brains of the brothers in the lower bunk, but only urinated on the corners of his pants, which was quite good.
"Two adults, the villain knows that you died wronged, so you come out to be scared, but you always come out in the middle of the night to hang out, it will scare people to death, so good, the villain burns more paper money, you have money to buy and eat, you won't be hungry and can't sleep, and you will be scared when you come out."
"Hmm...... If you don't speak, the villain will take your consent! ”
As if in response to Jebin Modo's words, before the paper money was burned out, a purple gas rose from under the thick earth, emitting a loud roar like a dragon's groan.
"It's... This... This...... The two adults don't count when they talk..... they are... Promise the villain not to come out to hang out in the future......" The corners of Jebin Modo's mouth began to tremble.
"Peng!"
The mound exploded, and two figures floated out ghostly.
"It's Xiaojie? Hehe, what are you doing here? ”
"O my true God...... Hell......" Seeing the person clearly, Jebin Modo's face turned pale with fright, screamed strangely, got up and stumbled away.
"Uh......"
Chen Fei and Soli were stupid on the spot for a while, not knowing what they had done wrong.
"Xiaojie, don't run away, hehe, what's going on?" Chen Fei recovered his strength, but he easily dodged, and suddenly stopped in front of Jiebin, and almost collided with Jiebin who was in a panic.
"Woo-la-...... True God...... Chen Fei is really ...... Said yes... The villain doesn't dare anymore... If the two adults want to come out and hang out...... The villain didn't see anything...... "Jebin Modo almost cried. I just told the two of them not to come out and slip around, I really didn't expect the two of them to be so angry, and they would come out scary when they said it, and they were naked.
"Ha, Lao Suo, this kid treats us for ghosts, hehe." Chen Fei couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"The villain didn't see anything......"
Looking at Jebin's frightened appearance, the smile in Soli's eyes flashed.
"Hehe, don't be afraid, huh...... Let's put it this way, we are indeed the true gods, and now that our divine powers have been restored, thank you. Chen Fei reached out and put his hand on Jebin's shoulder, which frightened Jebin to scream again.
Chen Fei shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you don't believe it, you can touch my hand." ”
Jebin was bold and carefully touched Chen Fei's big hand in front of it, and found that it was very fleshy, and a warm current came from his hand.
"It turns out that the two adults ...... Well, no, it's the two true gods who are not dead......"
Chen Fei made a casual move, and the purple flying sword flying in the air flashed into his body like a miracle, and then glanced at the stupid Jiebin, and said with a smile: "Xiaojie, do you want to have divine power like ours?" ”
"Really? But... But the villain is just a subordinate, and the two are true gods, which is great! I'll go tell the high priest about them right away! ”
"Don't be busy yet, by the way, the red beads I gave you are still there?"
"In! The villain has always carried it with him, this bead is very magical, and it is not cold to wear clothes on his body in cold weather. Jebin Modo took out Nedan from his bosom and said respectfully.
His Neidan is only the size of an eyeball, there are five others like this one, and the other four are half the size of a fist, which were divided by the Fire Dragon Turtle, Little Kitten Head, Chen Fei, and Soli.
"If you eat it, don't be afraid, it may be painful, and I will protect the Dharma for you." Chen Fei nodded.
Jebin Modo ate Neidan according to his words, and saw how powerful Chen Fei was, presumably if he was told to commit suicide, his brother would not hesitate to jump off the cliff.
Like Chen Suo and the others, the entrance of the Inner Dan immediately turned into a rolling torrent, causing Jebin to go crazy in pain, Chen Fei saw this and reached out to put his hand on his shoulder, and the pure and cold yin energy slowly entered his body.
After absorbing the Fire Dragon Turtle Inner Pill, Chen Fei's strength improved by leaps and bounds, the flying swords all turned dark purple, the yang energy doubled compared to before, and correspondingly, the yin energy was also twice as deep as before, but his changes were not too big compared to Suo Li.
Since successfully absorbing the Fire Dragon Turtle Neidan, Soli is like a different person, his eyes are no longer as sharp as before, and they have become deeper and deeper, as unfathomable as the sea, but the evil aura is even stronger, and he glanced at it, and his whole body was like being burned by fire, and the timid guy had to wet the bed with fear.
When he first came out, he shed a layer of black skin all over his body, and now even if he transports titanium skin, he will not be as dark as before, but will be restored to the color of flesh, buried in the dungeon for so long, he doesn't need to breathe through his mouth and nose, and he can maintain life with only the energy absorbed by the skin.
When the sky shone brightly, Chen Fei finally withdrew the big hand on Jiebin's shoulder, and the merit was complete, Jiebin not only successfully absorbed the Fire Dragon Turtle Inner Pill, but also obtained the harmony of Chen Fei's Yin Energy, which was equivalent to two Inner Pills. He didn't know now that from this moment on, he had already incarnated as a "god", and presumably there was no one on this planet who was worthy of being his opponent except Chen Suo and the little kitten.
"Xiaojie, how do you feel?" Seeing Jie Bin Zhan waking up, Chen Fei asked with a smile.
"It's so good, there seems to be something in the body, is this divine power?"
"Well, remember, the divine power has to follow the route of movement that you just entered the timer." Chen Fei found that Jebin's vein was a little different from that of humans, but it was still the same.
"Wow!" Jebin just wanted to stand up, but he didn't expect that with a slight movement, his figure rose a few meters high, and he fell firmly under the guard, and at the same time he was happy to find that he was not in pain at all.
"Ha, divine power! It's really a divine power! ”
"Damn, don't get too excited, you kid, if you can't skillfully control your divine power, you'll break things when you walk." Chen Fei didn't have a good airway.
"Uh-huh, two true gods, I'll go and report to the high priest right now."
"No need, you find us two sets of clothes first, let's go to the holy pool to take a bath, and then take us to eat together, I've been hungry for a long time, hehe." After Chen Fei finished the order, he and Soli disappeared in front of Jebin's eyes in just a flash.
"God, really God!" Jebin Modo muttered, shook his head, and ran through the mountains.
The wind was whistling in his ears, and Jebin Modo never dreamed that he could run faster than the beasts in the mountains, but his strength was not well controlled, and he always fell and screamed, and even hit his head on the tree pole, which was painful, but he still confirmed that he was sure that he was not dreaming.
Soon, Jebin Modo came to the holy pool with a pile of clothes in his eyes, and to the dumbness of the two, although the two clothes were also snow-white priestly robes, there was a false tail sewn on the hem.
"Hey, that's what the villain thinks, the two true gods are going to eat in the downtown area, and they will soon be recognized, so pretend to have a fake tail to hide people's eyes." Jebin Modo muttered.
"You kid is quite thoughtful." Chen Fei smiled and praised.
Jebin Mordo grinned when he heard this.
Chen Suo and the others are no longer short, they are both above 1.84 meters tall, but compared to the strong lizard people, they can only be regarded as average, and Jebin Modo is not much shorter than the two, so the two sets of priest clothes are still very loose to wear, but there is a thick fake tail hanging behind the buttocks, which makes the two feel awkward.
All these days passed, and the kitten was still asleep, and Jebin Modo carefully packed it into his backpack.
Chen Fei raised his hand in a dashing manner, and the purple flying sword spread out like a wide mat, enough for the three of them to stand, and after reaching the Purple Heaven Transformation Realm, Chen Fei could expand or shrink the flying sword at will, maybe this was the "Fantasy Word Formula" in the "Amazing Sword Technique".
"Xiaojie, don't be stupid, jump up." Seeing Jebin looking at the flying sword stupidly, Chen Fei couldn't help but say.
"Wow......"
The mat-like flying sword rushed swiftly into the sky, and Jebin almost fell off his head before he could gain a foothold, but fortunately Chen Fei grabbed his shoulder.
"My true God...... Flying... It's really flying......" Looking at the gradually shrinking green mountains below, Jebin Modo was so excited that he almost passed out again, if it wasn't for Chen Fei taking care of him and deliberately slowing down the flying sword, with Jebin's skills, he would really be taken to faint.
Chen Fei hurriedly circled over the lizardman royal city with a flying sword, and already had a general understanding of the architecture of the royal city, which was similar to the ancient city seen in the movie, but the difference was that the protagonist was not a human but a lizardman.
Now the kitten has not woken up yet, and if he wants to leave the Lizard Star, he can only wait for it to make plans after he is settled, which is a big deal, and like the last time in Black Mercury, he used Soul Possession to rob the spaceship.
After making up his mind and making up his mind, the flying sword quickly flew out of the sky above the royal city.
At noon, the three of them rode back to the royal city on the flying sword to prepare for food, and the most excited among them was Jebin Modo, who had grown so big that he had not seen as many mountains and rivers as he had seen in the past few hours.
At this time, the city was already very lively, and in order not to attract people's attention, the two men put on the hood of the priest's robe, and covered their ears and the back of their heads.
The altar priest has a very high status in people's minds, seeing that the three of them are wearing priest robes, and Chen Fei and Suo Li's faces can be seen as nobles, and they will give them polite way.
Jebin Modo is very clever and chose a good location on the fifth floor of the famous "Wangcheng Restaurant" by the street, so that the two of them can enjoy the life of the lizardmen.
"Xiaojie, you can sit too, don't stand still!" Chen Fei glanced around with interest and chuckled. Jebin Modo worshipped him as a god, and he was really a little unaccustomed to it.
"Yes, really...... Uh, young master! "Jebin almost called the true god, in such a large public, although the three of them use the federal language, but this kind of high-end restaurant is difficult to ensure that someone will understand the federal language, this call will really cause trouble.
Hearing him call himself "Young Master", Chen Fei was stunned, and couldn't help but think of Xiaomei and Xiaoli, he didn't know what happened to them now, and when he thought of the two girls, he couldn't help but think of his parents and Yang Jian, presumably they must have thought that they and Soli had been buried in magma.
Listening to the full room of lizardmen, Chen Fei realized what it means to be a stranger in a foreign land.
"Young Master, this ...... It's better for the villain to stand......" Chen Fei's eyes suddenly darkened, and Jebin was startled, thinking that it was because he sat down, and he was on an equal footing with the true god, and he was still a little weak-hearted.
"Huh? It's none of your business, let's call for food, by the way, we're both poor eggs, and this meal looks like you're going to have to invite it. ”
"It's okay, hehe, the priest has a discount on his food." Jebin Mordo sneered.
Listening to Jebin Modo and the guys who ran the hall talking in lizard language cautiously, and looking at the busy scene of traffic and people coming and going on the street below, Chen Fei and Soley's strange body smell became even stronger.
The architectural style of the lizard people has been passed down by early human beings, due to the relationship between resources and productivity, it is impossible to be full of skyscrapers like the modern cities of human beings, most of them are wooden buildings, antique, finely carved, and have a leisurely and simple style, which makes people feel like they are in a dream.
Meat is the staple food of the lizard people, most of them are unnamed by Chen Suo and the others, but the meat is delicious, tender and smooth, and what is even more rare is that there is also a golden wine.
Watching Chen Fei and Soli gobble up unceremoniously, Jebin Modo stared at him for a while, he really couldn't imagine that the cold-looking Soli True God was no more reserved than Chen Fei Zhenshen when he ate.
Suddenly there was a commotion in the street below, and people were neighing.
Chen Fei was surprised to look down and found that a female lizard man was scuffling with a male lizard man on the street. People seem to have seen it all the time, and there are very few onlookers.
"It's all this season, this man is really powerful, it seems that he must be noble......" Jebin muttered.
Seeing Chen Fei looking at him with an inquiring gaze, Jebin went on to explain: "Young Master, that's the case, the lizardmen have a few months of the 'vernal period' every year, and the two young masters are buried...... The months when we were hidden underground were our 'vernal period', the common people's punalization period was shorter, only one or two months, and the aristocracy and the rich people's punalization period was longer, it seems that the woman's punalization period has passed, and the man's punalization period has not ended. So pestering the woman. ”
"Vernalization?" The more Chen Fei listened, the more confused he became.
"Well, it's the vernal period, and legend has it that the true gods have a vernal period all the time, which is very powerful." Jebin Modo worshipped.
"Damn, how do I look like that male is making qing?" Chen Feihu wondered.
"The young master is right, it can also be said to be the Qing period." Jebin Mordo nodded repeatedly.
"Poof!"
Chen Fei heard that the wine in his mouth sprayed all over the table, and now he finally understands that the so-called vernal period is the Qing period! Lizard people are not like humans, human beings are sending qing every day, lizard people are seasonal, as for why the common people have a short hair period, it must have something to do with their nutrition, the nobles eat well and dress well, the body is good, and the hair qing is long, which is very similar to humans, the children of poor families are malnourished and hardworking, most of them are black and thin, and the children of rich families are white and fat, easy to be precocious, and it is easy to seduce each other to shake the bed. The natural world is really wonderful, and from a certain level, there are similarities between things.
"Hair qing?! Isn't there an spawning period next?! Chen Fei rolled his eyes and said.
"Yes, it was guessed by the young master, a woman can lay several eggs in a litter, the record of the whole lizard is kept by Princess Min, her old man once laid thirteen eggs at once, this record has been six hundred years, no one can break it so far, and the king gave her the title of 'Princess Chunhua' of the old man, which is admired by the whole people!"
Princess Chunhua!? I really know how to joke, or call it a professional spawning household. Chen Fei just thought about this in his heart, and he didn't dare to say it, seeing that Jebin admired the spawning expert very much, and it was not easy to hit him.
"So you're all emulsified?" Chen Fei became interested.
"Well, after the end of the vernal period of women, most of them concentrate on the 'Xinyaer Beach' to lay eggs, and the two young masters also saw it, and now there are very few young women on the street, most of them go there, and all those who don't go have not undergone vernalization. In three months, it will be the 20-day 'New Life Celebration', when several high priests and kings will go to Xinyaer Beach in person, which is the biggest event for our lizardmen, and it is very lively. It's a sight to see the little guys crawling out of the sand. After the king and the priests have counted the number of little ones, the women will lead their little ones home to reunite, so that we lizardmen have a new force. Jebin gushed endlessly, with a look of yearning.
Chen Fei listened to it in a demented state and secretly wondered: Is this a census!
"If you give birth to a litter every year, you lizardmen have a very long lifespan, and you can 'vernalize' like this, will the number of lizardmen be too large to count."
"No, a long, long time ago, we had vernalization every year, and since the arrival of the true gods, they made us take 'heavenly medicine', so our vernalization period has become once every few years, or even once every few decades, or like our priests, we don't have vernalization. Although the number of vernalization is less, the survival rate is higher, and the little ones are also healthy. Jebin said that he felt a little embarrassed, his brother was castrated since he was a child in order to be a priest, so naturally he would not be angry.
Chen Fei suddenly realized, presumably the human beings at that time thought that the lizard people were too good at giving birth, and they had already realized that family planning was necessary, and the so-called heavenly medicine was the contraceptive pill.
While Chen Fei was talking to Jebin, the street downstairs suddenly fell silent.
Jebin was surprised: "Thief Princess!?" Chen Fei looked at Jebin's eyes, a teasing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he thought: It could be such a coincidence!
It turned out that four months ago, the robber princess Xinlia who whipped Chen Suo and the others in the temple arrived, riding a red horse, still the same red cloak, the same snow-white long legs, and the same frame to find someone to fight alone.