Lan Weiyan's demonic hand stopped at Yan Yu's lean waist.

"Mouth...... Oral work? Lan Weiyan's face turned red, "I haven't spoken to anyone else......"

The old man was stunned, "Then forget it, get up, and go to work." ”

"Brother Xiao Yan, aren't you number zero? Why do I use my mouth ......"

The more Lan Weiyan spoke, the redder his face became.

Yan Yu was asked and was stunned, "Silly boy, it's just too inexperienced." The most critical difference between Zero and Number One is not who is on it, but who makes the other party feel served. ”

Lan Weiyan's eyes widened in ignorance, but he was complaining in his heart: Why are you kidding me?

"Generally speaking, No. 1 is the one that has more power." Yan Yu continued his fallacy.

"But aren't there a lot of Numbers that will let Zero 'move on their own'?"

"Yes, at this time, psychologically, number one is number zero."

Lan Weiyan always felt that something was wrong with this, but he didn't know how to refute it for a while.

Yan Yu felt that his fallacy was very reasonable, and expanded it again, "Analogous to the current relationship between men and women, men not only have to have a car, a house, an education, a good look and a figure, but also have to endure all kinds of princess diseases......"

"This ......"

"In summary, the man is the one who serves the woman. And correspondingly, women give affection and companionship. ”

"Uh...... Brother Xiao Yan, if you say that, you will be scolded to death by feminism. ”

"They are all a group of double-standard parties, just scold."

"Uh...... "This is a ruthless person who doesn't want to die."

"And I don't discriminate against women—" Yan Yu argued for herself, "The affection and companionship that women give are as valuable as the material and power that men give, but in different forms." ”

"Uh......" Lan Weiyan felt like he was back in class.

It's a lot of fun, though.

"The relationship between homosexuals is similar to that of heterosexuality—nothing more than hormonal attraction, complementary personalities, and mutual care in life."

Lan Weiyan was in awe, "Brother Xiao Yan, you seem to be an emotional counselor." ”

"Chromophobia, too. If you stay in the sex industry for a long time, you will become my virtue. ”

"Oh, too, insight into emotional relationships is the only way to sell sex products."

Yan Yu rubbed Lan Weiyan's head with satisfaction, "Understanding." ”

Lan Weiyan was praised, and the corners of his mouth raised a sweet arc.

The old man returned to the topic, "In short, in an absolute sense, I am psychologically zero. Physical needs...... If the conditions allow, you will have a gluttonous meal, and the conditions will not allow it...... Just solve it casually. ”

Lan Wei said in his heart, sure enough, the old man wanted to be zero because of psychological reasons.

He swallowed his saliva faintly, "That is to say, Brother Xiao Yan is unwilling to serve each other in the relationship?" ”

"You're wrong." Yan Yu smiled open-mindedly, "I am happy to serve my lover." But the people I meet so far can only be my P friends, not lovers. ”

"So, when you meet someone you really like, do you still do the one above?" Lan Weiyan keenly grasped the loopholes in Yan's fable.

"You're wrong again."

"Huh?"

"There's no way I'm going to like a zero – that's my principle."

"That ......" Lan Weiyan continued to move his demon hand down without giving up, "Did Brother Xiao Yan like Zero in the past?" ”

The old man thought that it would be okay for two people to have fun with each other.

Hearing Lan Weiyan say this, his face turned black all of a sudden.

"Get up, get started, go to work." Yan Yu exuded a cold air and pushed away the beautiful boy.

The two wordlessly packed up their appearance and makeup, and left the community one after the other.

Office workers who live nearby can't help but look at the two of them more.

One was dressed in a gray-and-blue suit, showing a small ankle in a rage, and a pink trim on his breast pocket.

The other was dressed in a black suit, and the delicate tailoring made him more restrained and capable.

The former is handsome and elegant, and the latter is delicate and vibrant.

A girl was about to stop a taxi, but because she looked at the two of them more, she was overtaken by the cunning old man.