Lu Kang felt that if Chen Xiao was equipped with a microphone, a pair of black-framed glasses, and a professional outfit.

That's a proper MLM person, no matter how you look at it, you can feel like it.

Then stand on the podium and brainwash all kinds of employees under the stage, and desperately develop the offline line.

Such as:

Do you want to be a CEO?

Do you want to marry Bai Fumei?

Do you want to be the second Jack Ma dad?

Someone would love to say that at this time. No, I just want tits......

But he didn't dare, mainly for fear of being killed.

Lu Kang glanced at Chen Xiao, who was silently waiting for his reply, and asked, "Can I refuse?" ”

"Yes."

Chen Xiao smiled, and then said, "But I will catch you and expose you to the sun." ”

Yan'er was so frightened that her face was pale: "Huh, master, this vicious woman plans to use us to make a barbecue." ”

"Nice, all-natural charcoalless barbecue. The children next door were crying. Chen Xiao smiled slightly.

"......" Lu Kang.

Since you can't refuse, then you can ask for a hammer in a posture of pulling down the line.

"I promise."

Lu Kang agreed very simply, there is no way, people are already planning to make a roasted zombie package.

The smile on Chen Xiao's face became brighter and brighter.

With her smile, the distance between several people seemed to be shortened in an instant.

She walked up to Lu Kang, reached out and patted him on the shoulder: "Do you know why I chose you?" ”

Lu Kang stood up from the ground and looked at her puzzled.

Although he didn't know why Chen Xiao valued him, it was definitely not because he saved her life.

is a yin difference, how can you care about some small favors in the yang.

"Because you are a zombie, a zombie jumped out of the Three Realms, and it is not in the Five Elements, it is an existence abandoned by humans and gods, let you temporarily replace me, even if you do well, you will not be promoted, and you will not be able to rob my Yin Virtue."

Chen Xiao also wanted to pat Lu Kang's shoulder, but Lu Kang's height of 1.8 meters was dozens of centimeters taller than him, and he couldn't reach it at all, which looked a little funny.

Hearing this, Lu Kang's face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "In other words, I am the free laborer you hired?" Let me do all the work, and you will take the benefits alone? ”

"It can be understood that way."

Chen Xiao gave him an appreciative look, and said: "Another point is that you are a very compelling person, I have observed you for a long time, and found that you have not completely let go of yourself like other zombies." Disrupt the order of the yang world, otherwise, do you think you can survive to this day? ”

"You mean to say that there are other zombies besides me and Yan'er?" Lu Kang caught her words.

Chen Xiao nodded: "Yes, there is one in Rock City who has cultivated to the realm of immortal bones, and he is much stronger than you two rookies." But he didn't have a lot of pressure on you, relying on his own climate, he openly established a zombie country, and said that the reason why zombies are alien is because there are more people and fewer zombies, if there are fewer zombies. People are outliers. ”

"That's right."

Lu Kang nodded subconsciously when he heard this, and secretly decided whether to move to Rock City, so that everyone was the same kind.

Chen Xiao smiled: "So recently, the Yin and Yang Realms have sent a large number of masters to set up a net to encircle and suppress him. ”

"......" Lu Kang.

Forget it, I still don't go, the tree is very popular.

Yan'er rolled her eyes, looked at Chen Xiao and asked, "Then you also plan to go to Rock City?" ”

"Nope."

Chen Xiao glanced at her with a smile, and saw that Yan'er was a little weak-hearted: "There is turmoil below, and all the yin and evil people stationed in the yang world have to go down." ”

"There's going to be unrest down there, too? You can't be safe there. Lu Kang was surprised.

Chen Xiao rubbed his forehead with his hand, as if he was a little tired: "To be precise, some guys are unwilling to be lonely and want to do something, and then they let a yin ghost go back to the yang world." And that ghost seems to be carrying something important, and that's what we're looking for. ”

"What's that?" Yan'er bit her finger and asked curiously,

Lu Kang's heart suddenly sudden. The complexion is somewhat unnatural.

Chen Xiao turned around and patted Yan'er's head: "Those who know the inside story have already gone to the oil pot." ”

"Boom, forget it, people don't know anything." Yan'er's face turned pale. Hurriedly shook his head.

Lu Kang had to suppress the horror in his heart and not let himself show the slightest.

Chen Xiao snorted, looked at Lu Kang and said, "I'm tired, why don't you hurry up and call your sworn brother." ”

Lu Kang then took out his mobile phone and dialed Chen Du's phone and asked him to bring someone over.

In order to ease the tension in his heart, he couldn't help but pretend to ask, "That." Is it not a civil servant who is not counted as a civil servant? ”

"Count."

Lu Kang rubbed his hands, and suddenly had some expectation: "Then there must be some basic benefits, right?" Civil servants in the yang world have five insurances and one housing fund, and what about year-end bonuses or something? ”

"Huh."

Chen Xiao smiled at him and said decisively, "No." ”

"......" Lu Kang.

Suddenly, he felt that it was better to be exposed to the sun.

Perhaps guessing what he was thinking, Chen Xiao tilted his head and thought: "But if you succeed me, it will be equivalent to a yin official, and all kinds of demons and monsters will also give you three points of thin noodles." ”

"Including the door god, Guan Erye or something?" Lu Kang has another glimmer of hope.

In the past few days since he became a zombie, he has been wronged a lot.

It's just that the door god blocked the way, and Guan Erye almost cut off his head with a knife.

"Of course."

Chen Xiao nodded, and then seemed to think of something, and looked at Lu Kang seriously: "The currency in circulation in the underworld is the underworld banknote. If someone bribes you, you are not allowed to be corrupt as a clergyman, and you will hand over all the money you receive to me. ”

Lu Kang subconsciously wanted to say something. I don't want any of it, I'll give it all to you.

But she found that Chen Xiao was extremely serious at this moment, even when she announced that she was her successor just now, she was not so serious. It's as if it's not that simple.

Thinking of this, Lu Kang grew a heart, and said weakly: "Why don't you have five or five points?" ”

"As a public official, how can you engage in favoritism and pervert the law for bribes."

"Sixty-four is okay, you are six and I are four." Lu Kang did not give up.

"Don't get me wrong. I'm not that kind of person. ”

Lu Kang gritted his teeth: "Sanqi, you are seven and I am three." ”

"Deal." Chen Xiao squinted his eyes and smiled, revealing two tiger teeth.

Lu Kang's face darkened. kept scolding in his heart, but he smiled on the surface: "Then tell me now, what's the use of the dark money?" ”

"The dark money refers to the kind you buy in the store, the real dark money refers to the one that flows through the market, and the market here naturally refers to the yin soul, and these dark money can only be recognized because they have passed through the hands of the yin soul and are contaminated with ghost energy."

Chen Xiaomei introduced: "For example, your banknotes in the yang world are made by money-making machines, and they need to go through a series of procedures such as national coding and warehousing before they can be called money, otherwise they are a piece of waste paper, or counterfeit banknotes." ”

"And then?" Lu Kang nodded in understanding and motioned for her to continue.

Chen Xiao took a deep breath and said: "If there is a yin soul to give you the dark money, you will take it to the door and burn it, there are two benefits, the first is that it can be turned into your yang money through the laws of the yin and yang worlds, and the second is that it can help you file disasters, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, this is the reason." ”

After she said this, Lu Kang completely understood, but he scolded Chen Xiao for a long time in his heart.

He almost foolishly agreed to hand over all the money to her.

If it is replaced by a heartless person like Yan'er, it is definitely not Chen Xiao's opponent, and it is estimated that he will be happy to help others count the money after being sold.

As he was talking, lights kept flickering in the distance, and then Lu Kang's mobile phone rang.

Chen Xiao gave him a smile with a deep meaning: "What should you say in a while, you know, and I'll come back to you tomorrow night." ”

Then he fell to the ground and fainted directly.

I don't know if it's a real halo or a fake halo.

"......" Lu Kang.

Nima, don't you want to be so simple.

He connected the phone and asked Yan'er to shine a flashlight in the direction of the crowd.

It didn't take long for Chen Du, who looked haggard, to come over with more than a dozen people.

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