At dusk, the sun staggered like a drunkard into the other side of the mountain.

and unwillingly in the sky flooded a large sunset.

Zhuang Bifan was dressed in a gray robe and walked out of his shop with a gourd in his hand and walked to the coffin shop next door.

The life of the boss Zhuang is very leisurely and comfortable.

He doesn't have to go out to work, and he doesn't have to think about whether the business in the store is good or not.

Because nearly half of the shops in the entire Houjie are his, he is a chartered public and the second generation of the house.

Usually, he either plays chess with Uncle Yuanbao. Either you can fight pesticides yourself and scold your teammates to relieve boredom.

But since the owner of the coffin shop opposite, he has other hobbies.

It's good to go to the coffin shop from time to time and chat with those two zombies.

Yan'er was sitting in the doorway, dragging her chin with her hands, tilting her head and not knowing what she was thinking.

Zhuang Bifan walked over, looked into the house intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "It's the third day, and that guy is still sleeping?" ”

"The lord said he wanted to be quiet." Yan'er said absentmindedly.

Since the old man came back, he went into the coffin shop as if he had lost his soul, and slept in it for three days without eating or drinking.

"Yo, I don't want to be embarrassed. I want to be quiet. ”

Zhuang Bifan shook his head with a smile and asked, "Is your master sure he wants to divorce?" ”

"I guess so."

Yan'er nodded, and said thoughtfully: "The master contacted the lawyer as soon as he came back before, and took me to the bank to withdraw all the money, but the master is poor now." ”

"Your lord is now tantamount to leaving the house, and he hasn't reaped any benefits from getting married, not to mention, he has to post money to others." Zhuang Bifan shook his head and smiled: "Then the Su family doesn't have anything to say?" Especially her wife. ”

Yan'er puffed out her cheeks and said angrily: "No, people are also angry with the master, but her sister came once, apologized to the master, and persuaded the master not to divorce, but she was kicked out." ”

"I'm the first beauty, it's not as good as the previous life, although the previous life was just a Qinglou drama, I really know what it means to know what it is."

The more Yan'er talked, the more angry she became.

Zhuang Bifan comforted: "It's okay, after your master dumps that woman, you won't have a chance." ”

"Really?" Yan'er's eyes lit up, and she said a little shyly: "But the master seems to like the kind of woman with big wavy and long hair, and the other people's are not big enough." ”

Zhuang Bifan was scorched by the thunder, and hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Forget it, don't mention these sad things, come, I'll eat two handfuls of chicken with you, just to relax." ”

"No!"

Yan'er shook her head firmly and said: "People can't be as degenerate as before, the master has no money now, I want to earn money to support the family, in the future, the master only needs to be responsible for being beautiful like a flower, I want to earn more money to make that woman regret it." ”

Hearing this, Zhuang Bifan burst into tears instantly.

This Nima don't bully me like this single dog, okay, I also want to experience the feeling of being fostered.

"I won't tell you. It's time for people's live broadcasts. ”

Yan'er ran upstairs, turned on the computer and logged in to Huya's live broadcast software.

"Live?"

Zhuang Bifan followed curiously, and saw Yan'er sitting in front of the computer, with a lot of microphones and cameras next to her.

"Thank you all for the free tiger food ......"

"Thank you for the Poet Army's glow sticks......"

"Thank you to the 100,000 sailors of the poet's military intelligence saint little brother!"

"Wow, thank you very much for the three treasure maps of the little brother of the poet Jun Nanci, love you......"

Yan'er cheered at the barrage of props on the screen.

Zhuang Bifan took a look and found that tens of thousands of people had paid attention, and the number of people online had reached more than 10,000.

"That. Ask, how much is a treasure map? Boss Zhuang asked curiously.

Boss Lu is really not authentic enough, he lies down and sleeps a lot, and lets a woman show up to make money to support her family.

Yan'er didn't look back and said, "Five thousand yuan." ”

"What is the percentage?"

"Seventy percent!"

"One, two, three......"

Boss Zhuang's hands trembled, and his eyes were red: "That means you received a reward of nearly 10,000 yuan just after the broadcast?" ”

"It should be fifteen thousand, and now the old man's cigarette money is available." Yan'er said vaguely.

Zhuang Bifan: "......"

Boss Zhuang is the one with tears streaming down his face. I feel like I've been hit with a lot of crit.

Everyone is the boss, and then look at the maid of Boss Lu, who receives tens of thousands of yuan in minutes, and has a year's cigarette money, right?

The boss Zhuang was very unhappy, returned to his shop with a gloomy face, and slept with his head covered.

……

When Lu Kang woke up, it was already night, he pushed open the lid of the coffin and looked around blankly, unkempt and haggard.

One slept is three days, and it's like a century.

He tried to call out, "Yan'er." ”

With the sound of footsteps, Yan'er walked downstairs and said happily: "Master, are you awake?" ”

"Master, are you hungry? They're going to make you porridge with pig's blood. ”

"Master, are you thirsty? They're going to get you frozen juice. ”

"Master, your neck is sour. They'll pinch you ......"

Looking at Yan'er, who was so excited, Lu Kang's heart warmed slightly, his wife was gone, and the money was gone.

But at least Yan'er is still there. And with myself.

"I want to take a shower." Lu Kang opened his mouth and found that his voice was hoarse, and he couldn't help coughing a few times.

"Master, I'll go and put hot water for you right away."

Yan'er threw a sentence. He hurried upstairs again, and then there was a commotion.

Lu Kang walked to the door and looked at the street in a silent daze, and then let out a self-deprecating sound.

For a woman who doesn't love him, he has been decadent for three days, and it's really useless.

Not long after, Yan'er's voice came from upstairs: "Master, the water is ready." ”

Lu Kang nodded, and went upstairs into the bathroom.

Yan'er only wore white underwear. It's very sexy, after helping the dazed Lu Kang take off his clothes, he let him lie in the bathtub, and then thoughtfully squeezed some shower gel into the palm of his hand, and his little hands kept wandering on Lu Kang's body.

When her hand was placed on Lu Kang's stomach, she said with some disgust: "Master, you have a small belly, and it is full of fat, it's time to exercise, it's time to lose weight." ”

"Well, go back and practice." Lu Kang snorted and kept sorting out his thoughts.

Gradually, Yan'er's hand moved under his stomach.

Lu Kang was taken aback, grabbed her hand and said, "Okay, I'll be left to myself, you can go out." ”

"Master, are you shy?" Yan'er chuckled.

Lu Kang's face darkened: "Get out!" ”

Yan'er stuck out her tongue. Still obediently walked out of the bathroom.

After running in the bathtub for about 20 minutes, Lu Kang turned on the sprinkler head and showered it several times before putting on a bath towel and walking out.

"Master, the pig's blood porridge is ready, come and eat it."

Yan'er walked out of the kitchen with a pot of steaming pork blood porridge. There were a few pot ash marks on the little face, and after serving a bowl to Lu Kang, she blew it carefully.

Lu Kang devoured a few bites, and then put down his chopsticks.

It's not that Yan'er doesn't make it delicious. It's that he can't eat it, he can't eat the pig's blood porridge even though he is very hungry.

"Master, do you want to suck blood?" Yan'er asked.

She is also a zombie, and she can understand Lu Kang's state at this time, if she doesn't suck blood for a long time, her physical fitness will get worse and worse.

Lu Kang nodded.

Yan'er rolled her eyes: "Master, why don't we go out and find an unlucky guy to suck it?" ”

In her eyes, except for Lu Kang. The rest of the people are just like the food.

Boss Zhuang is also half a friend.

"Nope." Lu Kang refused without thinking about it.

Although he is not a good person, at least he has a bottom line.

Yan'er thought for a while and said, "By the way, why don't we go and suck that Li Tianfu's blood?" Didn't you say before that he hired a murderer to kill you? ”

"But...... We can't get into his villa. Lu Kang said with some hesitation.

Li Tianfu killed himself and sucked him himself. There will be no psychological burden at all.

But Li Tianfu's villa is protected by a gossip mirror, and the gossip mirror is different from the yin god, and it will attack the aliens.

Yan'er smiled slyly: "Don't worry, we can go in this time, the day before yesterday I got a way to deal with the gossip mirror from the mouth of the Zhuang slut." ”

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