Yan Yu typed several web pages on the computer, and all of them were outrageous "404".

He let out a long sigh and made a few phone calls.

After making the call, Yan Yu remembered that he hadn't eaten breakfast.

Old men used to drink only one cup of Americano for breakfast.

It's not because he likes coffee, it's because he gets the feeling of being pumped up after absorbing caffeine from his blood.

Occasionally, when he was hungry, he continued to starve himself.

Or is it because I'm too lazy to forage for food.

There is a coffee machine in the company's lounge, but for a lazy cancer like Yan Yu, of course, it is just decoration.

However, now the old man has a young and beautiful assistant.

Before Yan Yu pushed open the office door, he turned around and walked out of the company.

Lan Weiyan stared at the pink (guess it yourself) on the screen in a daze, marveling at the creativity of sex toys in the new century.

Well, in fact, he was fascinated by the UX report.

"Mr. X, an unnamed driver, reported on the experience of product Y: This Y is really different from those glamorous sluts outside. First of all, its shape is cool, but the material is very delicate; Second, it's manual and more realistic; Again, you can adjust (guess yourself) the degree when you use it......"

The simple Lan Weiyan classmates saw that their cheeks were red like burning clouds, and their heart rhythm was not normal.

When my heart was itching, a large paper bag fell heavily next to the computer.

"I've been so busy in the morning that I forgot you didn't eat breakfast...... Yan Yu spread out a light-colored checkered placemat on the table, "Come, eat something first." ”

Lan Weiyan watched Yan Yu put a whole set of breakfast on the placemat: clear coffee, milk, soy milk, white fungus soup, millet porridge; Xiao Long Bao, Meat Bun, Crystal Shrimp Dumplings, Rice Rolls, Fried Dumplings, Egg Cakes......

"Manager, you buy so many ......" Lan Weiyan swallowed, "Am I a pig in your heart?" ”

"Huh? Aren't you? ”

"......" Lan Weiyan wanted to be autistic and didn't want to speak.

Yan Yu immediately licked his smiling face, "Just kidding, Xiaoyan is so cute, how can it be a pig?" ”

Lan Weiyan blinked his eyes, still unhappy.

Yan Yu confessed very bluntly, "I don't know your taste, so I bought a copy of everything in the breakfast shop." But I remember you don't like sweets, so you didn't buy those sweets like bean paste buns and quicksand buns. ”

Lan Weiyan's heart suddenly had mixed feelings, "...... You can ask what I like to eat before you buy it. ”

"Didn't I just do it on the spur of the moment." The old man was as good as a stream, "Then it's not too late for me to ask, right?" What do you like to eat? ”

"Hehe," Lan Weiyan's face was full of sunshine, "I like to eat everything Brother Xiao Yan buys." ”

“…… I misread you - you're a pig. ”

Lan Weiyan grabbed a meat bun and gnawed it, "Hey, is there such a good-looking pig as me?" ”

Yan Yu shook his head solemnly, "Starting today, the average appearance of the pig world will be raised by you." ”

“……”

Yan Yu took a sip of Star Daddy American, and pointed to a table of breakfast, "You can solve these problems alone." Don't waste it, otherwise the virtue of the pig world will be held back by you. ”

Lan Weiyan thought to himself that the reason why the old man started his business 234 times and went bankrupt 233 times is probably really providential.

has such a mean and vicious mouth, which is intolerable.

After Yan Yu drank a small half cup of coffee, he was full of energy and threw himself into the new day's work.

Lan Weiyan bit the bun and continued to go back to read the user experience report that made people blush and heartbeat.

From Yan Yu's seat, you can see Lan Weiyan as soon as you look up.

Vice versa.

Yan Yu suddenly remembered something, "That's right, Xiaoyan." ”

"What's wrong?" Lan Weiyan had a mouthful of buns in his mouth, and his speech was slurred.

"If you can't eat it, forget it, it's nothing to waste, don't stuff it into your stomach."

Lan Weiyan swallowed what was in his mouth, and his mouth was shiny, "Hey, the virtue value of the pig world has nothing to do with me - it's all because of you, the evil capitalist tumor." ”