When you clicked on this journal in time, it was Wednesday night, and thanks to your love, we met again.

According to the work arrangement, today Zhang Mian is going to the police office of the University of Coal Industry to sit on duty.

But because of being on duty, Zhang Mian gave the instructor to the work group of the whole institute last night, asked her to go to work instead of him, and said very politely, "The instructor has worked hard".

In fact, Zhang Mian and she both know in their hearts that there is really no business volume in the police station except for formaldehyde or formaldehyde.

When the office meeting was held in the morning, the leaders of the institute decided to let Xiao Chu come to Zhang Mian's group, and now the members of Zhang Mian's group are: Yang Suo, the leader of the class, Zhang Mian, the policeman, and the team members Ji Heng, Shengli and Xiao Chu.

The personnel are in place, let's work!

The police officers at the police station are most afraid of receiving four types of police: the police who are about to hand over shifts, the police who are at the dinner point, the police who are at midnight, and the police who are not under the jurisdiction of the public security organs when they report the "social giant baby".

The police officer who is about to hand over the shift. The police station is usually on duty at eight o'clock or half past eight. A few minutes before the shift is to be handed over, a police officer, especially a police officer who fights, the working day is fine, if it is your turn to rest on Saturday and Sunday, you have the heart to die, not to mention going home to see your parents, going to the grave of your ancestors, that kind of despair is not a police you can't understand.

To give an inappropriate example, just like when you are dating your other half, you take a shower, the room temperature is a comfortable 26 degrees, and when you are thinking about whether to take medicine or use a condom next, the other half receives a phone call saying that his second uncle has died, and his family is already waiting for him downstairs.

Policeman at the place of eating. Everyone is tired for a long day or a day, just about to pick up a bowl or just eat a few bites, the alarm comes, at this time you feel your blood pressure soar, shortness of breath, and your stomach begins to cramp.

When you come back with your tired body, the food is already cold, and you can weigh it yourself whether you eat it or not.

Alarm at midnight. If you pick up a police officer who is arguing at three o'clock in the morning, the night will basically be wasted.

When I went to work the next day, my head was dizzy, my mood was extremely bad, and I saw that the leader's face was tense and ignored.

The leader is worthy of being a leader, when he sees that your eyes are blank and your eyes are dark, and you have a miserable expression, he should not see it.

Interlaced like a mountain, you can't help but ask, go out at night and police at night, and don't rest the next day.

Please look at the mouth shape of the mouth: ha, ha, ha.

The "giant babies of society" are reported by police officers who do not fall under the jurisdiction of the public security organs. Let's first explain what is a "social giant baby", the standard for this kind of person to walk the rivers and lakes is that the existence of others is to serve him, his existence is to accept the service of others, and if he is not satisfied, he will complain, just like a five- or six-year-old child, if he can't get what he wants, he will roll on the ground.

The reason for such a person to call the police is very strange, the operator has to send the police if he doesn't send the police, otherwise he will keep calling and then threaten to complain to the other party, and the operator is also very helpless to send the police to the station.

At 18 o'clock today, just in time for the dinner point, the "social giant baby" attacked.

The person who called the police said that he had a dispute with someone else.

Putting down the chopsticks he had just gotten in his hand, Zhang Mian rubbed his temples to prevent blood pressure from soaring and suddenly cerebral congestion, it was okay to die, and there were funeral expenses, and he suffered a big crime if he was half-paralyzed.

After arriving at the scene, the policeman was a small owner who sold furniture, and he sent the furniture to the home of the furniture buyer, who had a meeting in the evening and said that he would give the policeman money the next day.

The policeman was afraid that the buyer would not give the money the next day or that the money given was less than agreed, so he resolutely called the police and asked the police station to give them a witness.

Don't explain that everyone knows that this is not a case, not even a dispute, and can't be relied on for help, at best, it is to call the police to find psychological comfort. It's the same as boyfriend and girlfriend who are afraid of breaking up and calling the police.

At the scene, the police said to the policeman that if the buyer will not give you money tomorrow or give you less money than agreed, you can negotiate a settlement, but if you can't negotiate, find a consumer association or file a lawsuit to solve it.

The police are angry, if there is something to find the police, not who you are looking for, it is difficult for you to be a witness, how do you serve the people.

Zhang Mian is a policeman and a party member, and if you want to find a witness, you go to a Christian, and they will give you a witness.

You ask the duck to give you an old goose, and the duck says it can't be done, so you scold the duck, and you can give birth to a duck, and it's hard for you to give birth to an old goose.

Finding the police when there is something is a slogan for a specific period, and now the scientific and complete formulation is to find the corresponding unit for something.

If there is no gas, find the gas company, find the power supply department if you owe electricity, and find the Civil Affairs Bureau for marriage and divorce......

"Social giant baby" said, "I don't look for anyone, just look for you, the service is not good, I complain to you, complain to you for the rest of your life." ”

The first three types of police can endure it, and whoever calls the police can't look at the watch and count the time.

The last kind of police, how to say, you win!

It's late at night, and it's time for Zhang Mian's group to fight for character.

The quick-acting heart-saving pill Zhang Mian has hung around his neck, in case he meets a "social giant baby", he will sing in his heart: "Oh, giant baby, giant baby, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid." ”

Whether Zhang Mian has white or dark circles under his eyes will be revealed tomorrow.