Chapter 159: Wonderful Wedding Night
The red tent is hung high, the candles are swaying, and the round pomegranate is lying quietly in the stilt plate, wafting out bursts of fruity fragrance.
The wedding of the Great Liang Dynasty is completely different from modern times, the excitement only belongs to the groom, and Shen Yiyi, as the bride, can only lie alone in front of the table, boredly counting pomegranate seeds and playing.
When the pomegranate seeds were counted to one thousand and one times, the door was pushed open, and Cai Li walked in with the smell of wine.
Xu was a little drunk, and his usual steady steps seemed a little staggering. Shen Yiyi hurriedly stepped forward and helped him: "How much did you drink?" ”
Not much, that is, Hu Shu poured seven or eight altars, Cai Li waved his hand and took out an oiled paper bag from his arms: "Hungry, I brought you gold R crisp." ”
"I'm not hungry." Shen Yiyi helped him to the table and sat down, "They just sent a table of wine and food, and I have already eaten it." ”
"Do you have food and drinks?" Cai Li was very surprised.
"You don't know?" Shen Yiyi was even more surprised than him.
"I don't know." Cai Li touched his nose, "It's the first time I've been married." ”
"What a coincidence." Shen Yiyi glanced at him, "It's the first time I've experienced it." ”
Chatting this day, Cai Li choked on his saliva and coughed violently.
This stupid big man, Shen Yiyi patted him on the back: "Do you want to drink honey water?" ”
"No need." Cai Li shook his head, "I've already drunk decanting soup." ”..
Shen Yiyi sat back opposite him, holding his cheeks, and sighed.
"What's wrong?" Cai Li asked hurriedly.
"I'm worried about my dad." Shen Yi replied truthfully.
She originally planned to bring Master Shen to the capital, but now the plan is all messed up.
"Don't worry, if there is a day, I will ask someone to take care of him." Cai Li comforted her and said, "Now that his intelligence is impaired, presumably the government will not embarrass him too much." ”
Shen Yiyi nodded, and asked again: "Does your mother know about the Shen family?" ”
"I don't know." Cai Li said, "It's okay, don't worry, my mother is not an ordinary person." ”
She believed this, if the Hua family was an ordinary person, how could they agree to this hasty wedding?
She has always been grateful to Hua's, but she doesn't know if she will have a chance to repay her in the future.
Shen Yiyi was thinking about it, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of a few black shadows flashing outside the window, and her hair stood on end in fright, and she stood up suddenly: "There are people outside!" ”
"These bunnies!" Cai Li stood up, strode over, and closed the window.
Not a thief? Shen Yiyi was stunned: "Who?" Do you know? ”
"It's Xu Sheng, as well as Wang Shilian and Hu Ziyuan." Cai Li scolded them through the window and walked back to the table.
Xu Sheng, Wang Shilian and Hu Shu?? What's the situation?? Shen Yiyi was surprised: "What are they doing outside?" ”
Cai Li coughed twice: "Listen to the root of the wall." ”
What the??? Shen Yiyi felt a little headache: "This is the etiquette of the capital?" ”
She knows that in the countryside, there is a habit of listening to the roots of the wall on the wedding night, but this is the Hussar General's Mansion, and the three of them are all noble sons of the meritorious family, okay!
"There is no such etiquette in the capital." Cai Li glanced at the window, "The three of us once made an appointment to be good brothers for life, no matter who gets married, the other two have to listen to the corner." ”
OMG! Shen Yiyi hugged her head regardless of her image: "I heard that there are four major gentlemen in the capital, namely you, Xu Sheng, Wang Shilian and Hu Shu, I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it." ”
I bet to eat silk wool before, but now I meet to listen to the root of the wall, these bear children who have nothing to do all day long and only know how to mess around!
Oh, that's not right...... Shen Yiyi raised her head: "You just said that the three of you once made an appointment?" Three? ”
"Yes, I, Xu Sheng, Wang Shilian, don't have Hu Ziyuan." Cai Li nodded. Hu Shu is old-fashioned, like an old pedant, so he won't make an appointment with them.
"Then why is Hu Shizi here?" Shen Yiyi pointed out the window.
"So how do I know? Maybe drank too much. Cai Li said.
"Can't you drive them away?" Shen Yiyi asked. Although the window was closed, I could hear movement outside, and the three bear children must still be there.
"You can't get rid of it." Cai Li thought for a moment and stood up, "I'll beat them." ”
On a big day, beating up the guests? Forget it, forget it, she admits it. Shen Yiyi grabbed Cai Li and pointed to the wall: "You go and shake the bed." ”
"What?" Cai Li didn't understand.
"I say, you go and shake the bed." Shen Yiyi said, dragging him to the side of the bed, "Shake it, move bigger." ”
Cai Li's face was full of doubts: "Why do you want to shake the bed?" ”
"If they want to listen to the wall, let them listen." Shen Yiyi shrugged.
Cai Li then understood her intentions, and glared at the boss with a pair of eyes: "You, you, you-" Where did you know this!
"Don't 'you', shake it." Shen Yiyi pushed him.
Cai Li looked at the bed, then at her, his face was red: "Really shaken? ”
"What else?" Shen Yiyi gritted her teeth and glanced at the window, "We're fake marriages, we can't be real, right?" ”
If she is really married, there is still a wall outside, she must not have to do it with others, she will go out with a kitchen knife to cut it first!
Move in earnest...... Move in earnest...... She couldn't mean that, right? Cai Li's ears turned red now: "Then you go farther, I'll come...... Shaker. ”
"If you use a little force, the bed is not easy to shake." Shen Yiyi said, walked back to the table, and poured herself a cup of tea.
The marriage bed of the Liang Dynasty, which is called the stepping bed, is like a small wooden house, very strong, and it can't be shaken at all without any strength.
Shen Yiyi was thinking about pulling out the bed, and was about to cheer Cai Li up, when she suddenly made a loud bang on the ground, which shook the table, and the tea splashed her.
Bang Dong –
Whoop -
Shen Yiyi turned around in surprise, and saw that the top of the entire stepping bed collapsed in front of her eyes, and smashed firmly on the futon embroidered with mandarin ducks, shaking the entire new room.
I, oh my God, oh my God!
Shen Yiyi covered her face violently.
Cai Li stood beside the bed, at a loss: "You made me hard." ”
"I asked you to exert yourself, but how do I know that your strength is so strong......" Shen Yiyi covered her face weakly, not daring to open her eyes and look at it again.
"Young Master!"
"Young lady!"
"What's going on inside?"
"Are you alright?"
There were screams from the maids outside, but since this was a new house and it was the time of candles in room D, they didn't dare to rush in.
Shen Yiyi suddenly realized one thing, and then ignored the mourning bed, and quickly stood up: "Cai Li, quickly, take off your clothes!" ”
Just made him collapse the bed and undress him?! Cai Li once again widened his eyes.
"Take it off, don't be stunned!" Shen Yiyi urged him, "The beds are all collapsed, and if you don't do a full set of plays, your strength will be in vain." ”
Later, the maids will come in, and if you see them still neatly dressed, you will be dressed for what you just faked!
Cai Li finally came to his senses, quickly ripped off his belt, and took off his wedding dress.
Shen Yiyi took off only her middle clothes, swished, and hid in the clean room.
Cai Li stood in place and blinked: "Why are you hiding?" ”
"Because I'm a woman, of course I'll be shy and hide when I encounter this situation!" Shen Yiyi said confidently through a curtain.
So, the collapsed bed, the maid outside the door, and the brother listening to the wall outside the window are all left for him to deal with? The corners of Cai Li's mouth twitched a few times involuntarily, and he wanted to hide in the clean room!