Chapter 169: Nie Xiaoqian's Dark Cuisine (Asking for a Monthly Pass!) )
It's been two days since he returned to the real world, and on this day, Wang Yi was awakened by a foul smell in his sleep.
When I looked at it, I saw a layer of black gas floating in the room, not a ghost or some other mysterious gas, but a smell of something burnt.
Pinching his nose, Wang Yi walked out of the bedroom, and when he got rid of the hazy black gas in front of him, he saw Qilin lying on the sofa on all fours, foaming at the mouth, while Nie Xiaoqian was tinkering with some dark dishes in the kitchen.
"Kirin! Don't die, fat pig! Wang Yi let go of the hand that was pinching his nose with a loud shout, and then instantly regretted what he had done.
The stench was no longer limited by his fingers, and then instantly penetrated into Wang Yi's nose and went straight down the nostrils into his brain.
Suddenly, Wang Yi only felt that the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, as if the black gas in the air had become a demon whispering in his ear.
"Xiaoqian~~!! help" Wang Yi endured the feeling that he was about to faint, and came behind Nie Xiaoqian in a leisurely manner.
"Yikes! Brother Wang, what's wrong with you? Nie Xiaoqian was concentrating on the dark dishes in the pot, and she didn't notice that Wang Yi had come behind her, and was startled by Wang Yi's sudden attack, but then after seeing Wang Yi's pale face, she hurriedly supported Wang Yi with concern.
"Open.... Open the window!! Wang Yi pointed to the window and shouted, then tilted his head and fainted.
Although Nie Xiaoqian didn't know what Wang Yi meant, she still hurriedly opened the window, and as soon as the window opened, the black gas floating in the room quickly flowed out, and after a long time, Wang Yi, who was lying on the sofa, woke up slowly, and saw that Nie Xiaoqian was taking care of herself in a hurry.
"I... I'm still alive~~" Wang Yi trembled and stretched out his hand and put it on his face, and then twisted it at ninety degrees, the pain instantly stimulated Wang Yi's dizzy brain, and his half-blurred eyes opened suddenly.
"Brother Wang, you've finally woken up." Nie Xiaoqian's sword king walked easily, and the nerves that were already tense finally relaxed, and tears fell to the ground like no money.
"Don't cry, don't cry, I'm fine~." Wang Yi helped Nie Xiaoqian wipe away the tears on his face, and then looked at Nie Xiaoqian, who was black and white on his face, and he suddenly laughed very unkindly: "Hahaha, look at your little cat, hurry up and wash your face." ”
"You're the little cat!" Nie Xiaoqian pouted and said angrily, and then seemed to be unwilling, and the little black hand touched Wang Yi's face.
After a while, there was only one kitten in the house, but now there are two.
"Okay, don't make a fuss, hurry up and wash your face." Seeing that Nie Xiaoqian was no longer crying, Wang Yi also put on a stern look and said.
"Just go~What is fierce~Hmph~" Nie Xiaoqian pouted and walked to the bathroom, and after a while, the ethereal Nie Xiaoqian appeared in front of Wang Yi's eyes again.
Nie Xiaoqian is clean, but Wang Yi is still full of flowers, enduring Nie Xiaoqian's ridicule, Wang Yi also washed well, and after washing his face, Wang Yi, who walked out of the bathroom, glanced at the blackened room, and couldn't help but ask with a wry smile: "Xiaoqian... What were you just doing? ”。
"I'll cook for Brother Wang again~" Nie Xiaoqian bit her lip and said.
"Cooking.... Okay, you can call it a biochemical weapon~" Wang Yi walked over and pinched Nie Xiaoqian's little face and said.
"Chemical and biological weapons?" Nie Xiaoqian is like a book of 100,000 whys, she will not understand nine of the ten sentences Wang Yi said, and the tenth sentence still seems to be half-understood.
"Okay, don't be busy with your old man, leave the cooking to me~" Wang Yi wiped his face thickly, put the towel on Nie Xiaoqian's little head, and then forcibly pressed Nie Xiaoqian to the sofa, and then helped her turn on the TV, and entered the kitchen alone.
As soon as he entered the kitchen, Wang Yi felt as if he had returned to the world of "Crossfire", the current kitchen is not so much a kitchen as a battlefield, but also a battlefield after the outbreak of zombies, on the ground, the walls are full of dark and black mysterious objects, especially the sticky and foul-smelling objects in the pot made Wang Yi almost vomit the food he ate last night.
Endured the strange feeling in his heart, Wang Yi spent half an hour finally cleaning the kitchen.
Because Wang Yi took Nie Xiaoqian to the supermarket to buy some ingredients the night before yesterday, there was no shortage of ingredients at home.
I took out a few eggs from the refrigerator, chopped a chives, a pinch of salt, mixed with water and flour and stirred, and when the stirring was viscous, I opened the electric baking pan and spread it out, and the next thing to do was to wait for it to be turned over.
Just when Wang Yi was in full swing, Nie Xiaoqian, a curious baby, came over again.
"Brother Wang, what are you doing here?"
"Omelettes, a very common breakfast." Wang Yi skillfully turned the already cooked golden egg cake in the pot, turned his head and said.
"Is it delicious?" Nie Xiaoqian asked by biting her fingers.
Wang Yi took a shovel and put the cooked egg cake on the plate, it seemed that the attribute that spoke without brain came out again, Wang Yi said very naturally: "It's delicious, but it's a pity that you don't have a sense of taste, otherwise you will definitely fall in love with this food...."
Wang Yi, who suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing, hurriedly closed his mouth, and didn't care that half of the egg cake had fallen in the pan, and hurriedly said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Xiaoqian!" ”
"It's okay, I'm used to it anyway..."Although Nie Xiaoqian said that it was okay on the surface, her clenched lips and uneasy fingers twitching the corners of her clothes seemed to be saying that the baby was very aggrieved now.
Looking at the aggrieved Nie Xiaoqian, Wang Yi's heart melted, he hugged Nie Xiaoqian, and whispered in her ear: "Don't be discouraged, believe in you, Brother Wang, sooner or later I will let you feel the warmth of the world again." ”
"Hmm~" Nie Xiaoqian felt the faint warmth coming from Wang Yi's body, and there was already a trace of confusion in her eyes.
This was supposed to be a great opportunity, but it was interrupted by a sudden voice.
"Yo Yo Yo ~ Why did I smell a rancid smell of love early in the morning~"
The unicorn, who turned into a small beast, looked at the two people hugging each other with disdain, as if he really smelled the smell, and kept fanning his nose.
"Ah~" Nie Xiaoqian exclaimed and pushed Wang Yi away.
Wang Yi was confused, but when he saw the cheap appearance of the unicorn, the anger in his heart did not come to a place.
"You're paralyzed!"
(End of chapter)