Chapter 339: International Joke
The treatment that Hei Impermanence gave Ma Zhen to WeChat is simply not the same as Ma Mian.
"Impermanence, what are you looking for me for?" Ma Zhen hurriedly edited WeChat and went back, and from the text, you can see Ma Zhen's flattery.
He really had no choice, the black impermanence was too terrifying, and when he recalled the feeling of dying before, Ma Zhen's goosebumps rose.
"Ding—"
"I just ordered Ma Mian to send you WeChat, why didn't you reply to him?" Hei Impermanence's reply to WeChat made Ma Zhen stunned for a moment.
He didn't expect that the WeChat message sent to him by Ma Mian was ordered by Hei Impermanence, but even if Ma Mian said this just now, Ma Zhen would definitely think that Ma Mian was bragging and scaring him with Hei Impermanence.
"Uh...... I just went to the toilet, and now I see that both WeChat are missed, of course, I chose to reply to your WeChat as soon as possible. Ma Zhen gave himself a score of ten for this explanation, which was quite satisfactory.
"Ding—"
"Don't talk about this, you just receive it, you need you to provide me with incense candles now, can you do it?"
What?
Let me provide her with incense sticks?
Black impermanence is a ghost official, she can't get incense and candles, why should I provide it to her.
Ma Zhen was puzzled, but he still replied quickly: "No problem, it's rare that you want me to do something, I will definitely go all out and do my best, I don't know how many incense candles you want?" ”
"Ding—"
"This problem, you discuss it with Ma Mian, I still have a lot of things to deal with now, this time you help me, there will be a good reward! That's it first! ”
Seeing the WeChat of black impermanence, Ma Zhen sent a WeChat message to Ma Mian without hesitation.
"Big guy, just now your boss Hei Wuchang came to me, I chatted with him on WeChat, I don't have time to pay attention to you, you have to be considerate!"
"Ding—"
"Damn, brother, can you be more professional when you lie? It was I who saw that you didn't reply, so I asked Lord Impermanence to send you WeChat, Shibei was impressed for three days, I didn't expect you to be so honest at the beginning, but you became so greasy! ”
Ma Zhen saw Ma Mian's WeChat, pursed his lips disdainfully and asked: "Big guy, don't talk about this, it hurts your feelings, everyone knows it in their hearts." ”
"Black Impermanence asked me to provide her with incense and candles, it seems that she originally handed this matter to you, and now you pushed it on me, didn't you?"
"Ding—"
"Fart, I couldn't have done this, but I offered you to help!"
"Alas, the eighteenth layer of hell, now the eighth layer has rushed out, the evil ghosts of the eighth layer of the eighteen layers of hell are simply different from those evil ghosts before, our group of ghosts is poor, besieged, and now we not only have to guard against the attacks of the evil ghosts, but also lack incense candles to maintain physical fitness."
"Brother, it's up to you whether we can hold on this time......"
What the?
Damn, what the hell is going on, I thought that Black Impermanence asked me to buy some good incense and candles for her, but it turned out that she was carrying the ghost with her, and she was besieged by evil spirits.
This...... How many incense candles do I have to buy?
As soon as Ma Zhen thought of this, his scalp was numb and he hurriedly edited WeChat.
", how did you get to the yang world?"
"Can you have a little backbone, can you not destroy the relationship between the mortal world and the underworld?" Ma Zhen scolded.
"Brother, although we have a very happy cooperation with our store, but when I see your WeChat, I still want to say: Go to Nima!"
"Don't forget, you are now eating the dividends of the Netherworld, this large-scale escape from the eighteenth layer of hell cannot be compared with the past, if the Netherworld is destroyed, don't say where you want to get magic weapons and real gold from the Netherworld in the future, I am afraid that after you die, you will enter the Netherworld where evil ghosts are rampant, and you will cry and would rather be annihilated!"
Ma Mian's WeChat sent a lot of words, and Ma Zhen saw that he was really angry and panicked.
In the past, Ma Mian had always been a ghost who was a hanger, but after all, he had lived in the Netherworld for thousands of years, how could he watch the Netherworld be destroyed by these evil ghosts.
Although Ma Mian did not get married, he still had many relatives in the Netherworld, and he really didn't dare to imagine what treatment his relatives would suffer after the destruction of the Netherworld.
"Okay, big guy, you can just tell me how many incense candles you need, if it's not much, I won't say anything, and immediately go to the paper shop to buy it for you and send it to the underworld!" Ma Zhen saw Ma Mian's WeChat, pondered for a while and agreed.
Indeed, he has been eating the dividends of the Netherworld now, to be honest, if he hadn't used his mobile phone to add to Niutou's WeChat, so as to open up the route of the Netherworld that no one has ever walked, Ma Zhen is still estimated to be a bitter worker.
Even, you may not have moved out of the dilapidated rental house, it will be like now, live in a good house, drive a good car, and find a beautiful chairman as a girlfriend.
"Ding—"
"You can buy it now, as many as you want, we can digest it here."
"After all, the amount of 10,000 ghosts, I have to count it first, brother, I only have one request, that is, it can only be more and not less, otherwise, if the ghosts are not full of incense candles, they will definitely not be able to defeat those evil ghosts on the eighth layer now......"
What the?
10,000 ghosts?
What kind of international jokes, just now I just thought that there might be hundreds, at that time I was thinking about how many paper shops I had to find to get so many incense candles, and now you fucking tell me 10,000 ghosts?
Click!
Unless you ghosts only eat one incense and half a candle per meal, otherwise, where will I die so many incense candles for you, ten thousand ghosts, one ghost and one incense candle, how many are that?
I now have a deep suspicion that the entire city's paper shops are not able to supply 10,000 poor food.
While waiting for Ma Mian to count the number, Ma Zhen was very nervous and kept pacing back and forth in the grocery store.
At this time, the owner of the hotel also brought the breakfast to the small worker, and the old wolf and the little brother had already washed up where to wait for breakfast.
The old wolf didn't dare, so they had to go up to Zheng Jun.
"Xiao Zhen, why are you in such a hurry?"
"When you first came over, wasn't that like this, did you make a few phone calls and hear something?" Zheng Jun asked.
"It's okay, you guys have breakfast first, I don't have any appetite, the goods from the wholesale department have been delivered, you let the brothers pile it up, I won't deliver it for the time being today, I'm in a bit of a hurry!" After Ma Zhen finished speaking, he immediately ran out of the grocery store and returned to the car.
Today, he really wants to do a big job and pay off all the debts he owes, but now that he has received a task related to the survival of the Netherworld, Ma Zhenna can manage the small profits in front of him.
Although Ma Mian's words may be a bit exaggerated, after all, this 10,000-strong ghost team is led by Black Impermanence, and it may not be the core force of the Netherworld, even if it is defeated, it will not cause much harm to the Netherworld.
But the embankment of thousands of miles was destroyed in the anthill, and every time the dynasty was changed, it was almost all caused by some small things, who knows, the failure of the black impermanence this time, will be the source of the destruction of the underworld.
What's more, Hei Wuchang took the initiative to find Ma Zhen, even if he was unwilling, he couldn't dare to refuse.
"Ding—"
"Brother, I probably counted it, we need 500 tons of incense candles here, if you can't get so much at one time, you can send it in batches, but each batch can't be less than 50 tons, otherwise, it's really not enough!"
Fuck your sister!
By the ton?
Is there any mistake, if it is one or two tons, I may run all over the city's paper shops, and I can get it, but your sister wants 500 tons, and it can't be less than 50 tons at a time, you fucking joke with me!
Ma Zhen was really stunned, such a large amount, and it was a special thing like incense candles that no one bought during the holidays, and his head was big now.
"Big guy, you want to kill me, right? 500 tons of incense candles, where do you ask me to get them for you? ”
"A paper shop, usually when there is no big festival, I estimate that there are only a few dozen catties of inventory at most, if it is one or two tons, I will run all over the county, or I can get it for you, but 500 tons, you might as well directly ask for my life is simpler!"
"Ding—"
"Brother, I also know that this is embarrassing for you, after all, this is a ration for 10,000 ghosts, and it is indeed too reluctant to let you do it alone."
"But we really can't do anything now, our brigade has been targeted and besieged by evil ghosts, and most of the other brigades around are also fighting with the evil ghosts, and besides, people also have their own tasks, and they don't dare to act rashly before receiving orders."
"Before, we sent a message to the temple, and they also sent us incense and candles once, but we were intercepted by the evil ghosts halfway, not only did they not support us, but they also helped the enemy, so now the palace has replied, let us find a way ourselves!"
Headache!
It's killing me!
I knew that I wouldn't have answered the black and impermanent WeChat just now!
"Alas, you go to work first, I'll think about what to do first, don't worry, I don't dare to guarantee 500 tons, but a few tons, I will definitely send you the ...... of the Netherworld"
"Ding—"
"Brother, I'm sorry for you, you do your best, if you can get through this difficulty thanks to you this time, then these ten thousand ghosts and impermanence will definitely take more care of you in the future."
Alas, that's what I'm going to do!
You don't want to think about it, I went there to get so many incense candles, and now I go to the paper shop and buy all the inventory in other people's stores, I guess the boss thinks I'm crazy......
Ma Zhen stayed in the car at this time, the endless pressure had made him breathe unsmoothly, opened the car door, he was about to take two breaths of fresh air, when he saw a large convoy in the distance towards him.
The barren mountains and mountains here are not roads, so there are so many cars?
Well?
It's all trucks, could it be that Wang Dahu's brother called it?
But didn't I ask him to call me two wagons?
Now in this battle, there must be at least 50 films, right?
The trucks soon came to the grocery store one after another, and Ma Zhen saw it and ran over.
"You're a shipping company?" Ma Zhen asked.
"Ah, yes, are you Mr. Ma? Our boss is inconvenient to move and can't come over to hand over the car to Mr. Ma in person, so let me say sorry to you for him. A young man walked down the truck, and when he saw Ma Zhen, he quickly bowed.
"Well, didn't I ask for two wagons? Why did you drive me so much? Ma Zhen was a little puzzled, but the young man didn't know either, and only said that it was explained by the boss.
Originally, Ma Zhen wanted them to drive the trucks back, but soon, he felt that these trucks were really coming!
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