Chapter 199: Marriage
||->-> Chapter 200 of the main text Marriage
Ding Ermiao was overjoyed, controlled his excitement, and asked, "Old woman, if you tell me where the temple is, the Great Immortal will definitely bless you to live to be a hundred years old!" ”
As long as you find this monster's nest and take a look for yourself, you can always know what kind of fairy he is.
"Are you really going to burn incense? Lie to me? "The old woman is more vigilant.
"I swear to God, I really went to burn incense. If there is a lie, let God immediately send a thunderbolt and kill me! Ding Ermiao raised his hand to the sky and said seriously.
The sky is clear and the sun is shining, where does the thunder come from at this time?
The old woman nodded, pointed to the southwest and said, "Ke Xiaoying, Qinghe Township, there is also a temple, which is a little farther away, forty miles away." It's a pity that the temple here, after being smashed by that bastard, now everyone has to go all the way to burn incense......"
Ding Ermiao hurriedly thanked him and hurried away with Wang Haolan.
"Brother Ermiao, you still have a way!" Wang Haolan excitedly gave a thumbs up to the wanshuba.com of the novel, and the depression of being scolded as a bastard just now disappeared.
Get in the car again, ask for directions to the southwest, and at more than ten o'clock in the morning, the group finally came to Ke Xiaoying Village in Qinghe Township.
The car stopped on the side of the road, and Ding Ermiao and the others looked at the temple on the east side in the car.
The temple is located between the two villages, and the cement road leads directly to the front of the temple. From a distance, it is still a broken temple, but it is just the appearance of a mountain pavilion, with four earthen walls, red glazed tile roof, and the architectural shape is nondescript.
But there was a large open space in front of the temple, which was two or three acres in size. In the open space, there were dozens of people, men and women, squatting or standing, smoking and chatting, as if waiting for something.
You can also see people coming in and out of the temple, presumably, they are all villagers and pilgrims who have come to ask Daxian for help.
Moreover, there are more than one or two cars and vans on the side of the road, and it seems that many people from afar also come to burn incense.
Before getting out of the car, Wang Haolan asked, "Brother Ermiao, do you want to notify the local police?" I'm afraid that when we wait to make a move, the people here are fierce, and the villagers will besiege us. ”
After visiting many people in a row, Wang Haolan also knew how superstitious the nearby villagers were about this monster, so he didn't dare to take it lightly.
Ding Ermiao shook his head and said, "We also pretend to be here to burn incense and see the situation." ”
"But ......, if that monster is right here, and it is bad on the spot, and what means are used to make the villagers think that we are bad people, will it be troublesome?" Wang Haolan hesitated and said: "A gentleman doesn't stand under the dangerous wall, Brother Ermiao, let's think twice." ”
Probably this Wang Haolan was stupid by Uncle Lu Yinquan in the ancestral hall, and now he is a little timid.
"If you are a daughter and don't sit in danger, I am a rotten life, it doesn't matter. Li Weinian is ten thousand scholars, come with me. ”
Ding Ermiao opened the car door, stepped out of the car, and turned back to Wang Haolan and said, "If you're afraid, just get in the car." Ask the driver to turn the front of the car, light the fire, fasten the seatbelt, ....... Wait until the situation is not right, you drive and run first, and leave us alone. ”
Isn't it just a bunch of villagers? Ding Ermiao didn't believe it, with his own skills and that of the soldier king Li Weinian, he couldn't get out of the way!
Li Weinian and Wan Shugao are Ding Ermiao's people, so they naturally respond to the call and follow along. Wang Haolan had no choice, so she snorted at the driver and followed.
Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, we must also prefer to go to the tiger mountains. If he Wang Haolan really doesn't get out of the car, but is ready to escape, will anyone still look at him in the future?
A group of five people went straight to the temple with high spirits.
But as soon as they arrived at the temple, a girl with freckles on her face stopped them and asked, "Are you here to burn incense?" You have to line up to burn incense! Do not cut in line. ”
"Yes, yes, we're here to burn incense." Ding Ermiao looked at the girl with a smile and asked, "May I ask who you are...... The fairy girl here? ”
The girl was in her twenties, with an average face, but those freckles were unique, and her figure was not bad, full and round, and concave and convex. She carried a backpack on her shoulder, and the strap just crossed between the twin peaks, outlining the majesty of the two mountains, which was quite imposing.
"I'm not a fairy girl." The girl waved her hand very old-fashioned and said, "My father is a boy of the Great Immortal, and he presides over the burning of incense in it." There are a lot of people who burn incense every day, and I'm afraid that everyone will cut in line and cause quarrels, so I'll guide and guide here, understand? ”
Listening to this tone, looking at this demeanor, this girl is not scared at all, obviously, she has seen too many people in the city who come to burn incense.
"Thank you for your guidance, thank you for your guidance." Ding Ermiao continued to smile and said, "Then let's line up, who are we waiting behind?" ”
"I'll give you a trumpet later." The girl asked, "How many of you have come to burn incense?" How many sticks of incense do you burn? ”
"One, two, three, four......, plus me, a total of five." Ding Ermiao pointed with his finger and said: "Five people burn incense, and one person burns a pillar." How much is that ......? ”
"What do you want to burn incense?" The girl asked again.
Ding Ermiao's eyes rolled, and she pretended to be shy: "Asking for marriage...... the five of us are singles, the family is poor, the people are ugly, the mouth is not sweet, and we can't get a wife." So I came to ask the great immortal for mercy and give us a marriage. ”
Wang Haolan and Wanshu and others collectively couldn't help it, and turned their heads to laugh as agreed.
"Twenty sticks of incense, one hundred of five pillars of incense." The girl said, "I will give you the trumpet after I have paid the money." ”
Ding Ermiao touched his nose and continued to pretend to be crazy and stupid: "That ......, can you get a discount?" Is eighty good? ”
"Discounted?" The freckled girl glared and said sharply, "There is still a bargain in front of the great immortal?" If you want to discount, the effect of burning incense will also be discounted! Sincerity is spirituality, you know? ”
"That's right, there are discounts for burning incense? It's the first time I've seen someone like this. ”
"Alas, blasphemy......"
"This kid is really ignorant!"
A whisper immediately sounded all around, and at the same time, countless disdainful glances shot towards Ding Ermiao.
In the lesson of everyone's righteous words, Ding Ermiao, the child, had no choice but to apologize and admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, it's the first time I've come to burn incense, I don't know the rules...... a hundred, I'll give it." ”
Here, Wang Haolan's driver has already handed over a large bill.
The freckled girl held up the money and looked at the sun, then stuffed it into her bag, took out five cards from the bag and stuffed them to Ding Ermiao, and said with a straight face: "If it weren't for the fact that you didn't understand the rules for the first time, no matter how much money you give, you won't be allowed to go in and burn incense!" ”
"Thank you, Daisen. The first time, I just don't understand, I can't figure out the way, thank you eldest sister for your guidance, thank you eldest sister for guiding ......" Ding Ermiao nodded and thanked him, but he was molesting the freckle girl in front of him in his heart. She looks like a girl, but this fleshy figure seems to have been ravaged many times.
Could it be that ...... is enshrined in this temple the notorious evil god?
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