Lu Kang sat on the second floor silently smoking a cigarette, thinking about how to place the little guy Guoguo.

The little one stood on his shoulder, reaching out and running through his hair, as if to see if he had any gray hair, because that's how she plucked his grandfather's gray hair.

Lu Kang thought that Yan'er would treat her well, but who would have thought that Yan'er's first reaction was to eat it.

If you just leave it at home, it's really not safe.

Boss Zhuang, who was staring at the two panda-eyed people, walked up swaggering up at this time, and seemed to pay attention to demeanor. However, he looked a little smiling, and behind him was followed by Yan'er with a comfortable face.

Seeing a stranger, Guoguo immediately jumped from Lu Kang's shoulder into his arms, his little face full of nervousness.

Yan'er looked at the little guy with a greedy face, and her beautiful eyes kept blinking.

Boss Zhuang also noticed the little guy, and grinned in a daze: "Boss Lu, is this your daughter?" ”

"It's not."

Lu Kang shook his head, ignoring the joke in his words, and then told the matter of the old man's family.

Zhuang Bifan nodded with a sigh on his face and said: "The old man is right, this little guy belongs to the resentful spirit, not only can't accommodate her below, but even above." The only way is to take her to practice and slowly resolve the resentment on her body. ”

"Well, well, master, it's better to let people do that than to be so troublesome......" Yan'er licked her lips.

The little one immediately bared his teeth at her.

Lu Kang glared at her, looked at Boss Zhuang and said, "Why don't you leave it to you?" Aren't you a Taoist priest, you pay attention to doing good deeds or something, if you can take her in, it will be considered a merit. ”

"If you don't do it, I won't do it if you kill me." Zhuang Bifan hurriedly shook his head: "What are you kidding, I don't even have a girlfriend, you want me to be a father so quickly, right?" Besides, it's hard for me to live on my own. ”

Lu Kang said: "Don't you have twenty or thirty shops? ”

"That's not possible, that's my wife, and now you don't know in this society, you want a car and a house."

"Dare you, you're planning to marry twenty or thirty wives, right?" Lu Kang was speechless, took out the yellowed ancient book he got before, and said with a smile: "By the way, what is this Luban book?" ”

"What do you say? Luban book? ”

Boss Zhuang immediately snatched the yellowed ancient book, and said excitedly while looking at it: "It's really Lubanshu, I didn't expect that I would be able to see it with my own eyes in my lifetime, although it is only the first volume, it is also a great opportunity." ”

He looked as excited as he saw his little daughter-in-law.

"What is the Book of Luban?" Yan'er asked curiously.

Isn't it just a broken book, as for the excitement like this?

Boss Zhuang's eyes were red: "This is a strange book of native wood architecture, according to legend, it is written by the sage Lu Ban, and it is divided into two volumes, the upper volume is Taoism, and the lower volume is the solution and medical spells. ”

Lu Kang suddenly realized, no wonder Guoguo's grandfather was just an ordinary person, but he could refine ghosts. Techniques such as drawing talismans and detaining souls seem to have been learned from this Luban book.

Boss Zhuang looked up at Lu Kang and said with a flattering smile: "Boss Lu, then, can we have a discussion." ”

"Can't!" Lu Kang smiled.

Zhuang Bifan was speechless for a while, then looked at the fruit in Lu Kang's arms, and didn't know what he thought, so he smiled: "You see if this will work." I'll take care of this little guy for you, but you'll have to lend me this book for a while, just borrow it, and I'll pay it back to you when I'm done. ”

Lu Kang smiled like an old fox: "Deal." ”

"How do I feel like I've been fooled by you?" Zhuang Bifan looked at him resentfully.

Lu Kang said: "You can regret it. ”

"Let's make a deal."

“……”

Lu Kang nodded, picked up Guoguo in his arms, pointed at Boss Zhuang and said to her: "Guoguo, this big brother will take care of you in the future." You can rest assured, although he usually owes a little beating, but his heart is still good, if he dares to bully you, uncle will avenge you at any time. ”

"She calls you uncle, why does she call me big brother? Don't take advantage of it. Boss Zhuang protested.

Lu Kang ignored his protest and sent Guoguo to his arms, Guoguo still dragged the corner of his clothes, refusing to let go, and his little face was very firm.

"Don't be afraid, uncle lives next door, welcome to come and visit at any time." Lu Kang comforted: "And you live here with me, I'm really not at ease, in case one of the second female zombies can't help but eat you, it's not good." ”

Zhuang Bifan stretched out his hand to hug her, revealing a strange smile: "Little guy, go with my brother." No, it's with my uncle. Uncle promises to take good care of you. ”

The little guy gave him a roll of the eye, as if he didn't want to agree, but after seeing Yan'er staring at him. She still let Zhuang Bifan hug her.

Lu Kang handed over the small coffin containing her hair and bones to Boss Zhuang.

Boss Zhuang hugged her, picked up the book and turned around to leave.

"Wait."

Lu Kang stopped him and said, "Give me a certificate of borrowing books first." ”

"The surname is Lu, do you want to be so ruthless?" Zhuang Bifan almost vomited blood.

In fact, he had already made a small calculation in his heart. I didn't say how long I borrowed it, nor did I say when I would pay it back, anyway, Lu Banshu was already in his bag, how could he return it to Lu Kang.

Lu Kang looked at him and didn't speak.

"Okay, count you ruthless!"

Boss Zhuang took the paper and pen handed by Yan'er with a dark face, and wrote the IOU with two brushes.

Lu Kang followed him to the Heavenly Master Hall, and Boss Zhuang put Guoguo's coffin in front of the mourning hall and set up a spiritual seat. It means that the little one was adopted by him.

The little guy kept floating around the house, seemingly interested in the paper men and horses on the shelves.

Lu Kang let go of the stone in his heart, and he could be regarded as fulfilling the old man's agreement in this way.

"Helped you so much? Wouldn't you like to invite me to a meal? Boss Zhuang said with a stinky face.

Lu Kang was about to speak, the mobile phone suddenly rang, and as soon as he connected it, a cold voice came from inside.

"Surnamed Lu, what did you do to my sister?"

Talking so impulsively, there was no one else except Lu Kang's sister-in-law, Su Youwei.

Lu Kang asked impatiently, "What's wrong with your sister?" ”

Su Youwei roared: "My sister got sick when she came back last night, and she had a high fever, and she couldn't be cured when she was sent to the hospital overnight, and she was unconscious all the time......

"Where is your sister now?" Lu Kang's heart sank, and he hurriedly asked.

Su Youwei snorted coldly: "Where else can it be, of course it is in the hospital, the surname is Lu, if my sister has three long and two short." I won't let you go. ”

"I'll come right over."

After saying this, Lu Kang hung up the phone.

"What? Is your wife sick and hospitalized? Zhuang Bifan asked curiously, although Lu Kang did not turn on the speakerphone, Su Youwei's high-pitched voice was still heard by him.

Lu Kang nodded.

Yan'er said: "Master." Is it okay for someone to come with you? The little slut on the phone dared to scold you like that, people were so angry, they really wanted to tear her mouth apart. ”

"No, you stay at home."

Lu Kang dropped a sentence and rushed to the hospital.

Yan'er reached out and pinched Zhuang Bifan's arm. Aggrieved, he said: "The old man is a big pig's trotter, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot." ”

"Let go, it hurts."

Zhuang Bifan grinned in pain, and said without tears: "It was Lu Kang who made you angry, what are you pinching me for." ”

"What? You're not convinced? Yan'er glared at him.

Boss Zhuang shook his head again and again: "Why don't you accept it, but you are so willing to see your master throw into the arms of others?" ”

"Of course I don't want to."

Yan'er snorted coldly: "Isn't that slut just a little sharper than me, isn't his chest a little bigger than me, isn't his ass a little more cocked than me?" Isn't it just a little richer than me? ”

"Hmph. People have to work hard to make money, they have to go to South Korea for plastic surgery, they have to go to breast augmentation, and they have to be a rich woman to support their husband. I don't want the master to look at the face of that woman's family anymore to eat! ”

After saying this, Yan'er left the stunned Zhuang Bifan and returned to the coffin shop, then turned on the computer, logged on to the crooked account of her new application, and immediately a message box popped up.

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