Chapter 008: The Treasure of the Town Store

Regardless of whether the barbud who left the message was a friend or not, Lu Kang finally decided to give it a try.

After all, it is better to believe that there is something than to believe that it is not.

He is now like a dying man, and he will not give up a single straw that saves his life.

Open the Taotao network on the mobile phone and just enter the half-immortal in the search box, and the words half-immortal spirit hall will automatically pop up later.

It seems that the search volume is not small.

Lu Kang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, clicked in and took a look, and a series of bright fonts came into view.

"Maoshan descendant Wu Banxian went down to the world to Pudu people, hereby sell a variety of Taoist enlightenment instruments, the original price of 1888 a set, in order to give back to the majority of customers, from now on, as long as 998."

"The treasure of the town store is a big sale of jumping off the building, as long as 1688."

"In addition, I undertake all kinds of private work, touching bones, fortune telling, looking at faces, catching ghosts, and everything."

Looking at the buyer's comments again, they are all the same, and all kinds of scolding people have asked for returns.

Some even threatened to take a knife and cut the shopkeeper.

For a while, Lu Kang began to retreat, I'm afraid this Nima is not a black shop, right?

He subconsciously clicked on the store to see what the so-called treasure of the town store looked like.

Otherwise, how could it be sold so expensive.

It turned out to be a pair of pants, yes, pants.

And it's the big red kind, but it's full of ghost symbols.

And there is a line of text below the picture: "This is a special evil pants made by this Daxian, worn inside by the gods, worn outside to drive away evil spirits, warm reminder, once you buy it, please be sure not to wash, once you wash off the cinnabar on it will not be returned." ”

Lu Kang twitched slightly, and suddenly felt like he had been fooled.

It's also great to treat the big red underwear as the treasure of the town store, why do you sell 1688 a piece? Why don't you go and grab it.

Is it still protected by the gods? Protect you balls, the gods don't let you be early X not J is already a blessing for three lives.

Why the hell can you wear it outside? Could it be that he wore it on his head to rob a bank?

The most excessive thing is that you can't wash it after you buy it......

Lu Kang almost didn't quit directly, but after thinking about it, it seems that these have nothing to do with him, right?

He's here to find a cure for corpse poison, not to buy anything.

He suddenly became confused, found the store's customer service and sent the other party: "Are you there?" I've been poisoned by corpses. ”

It's almost a second over there, it's just a robot.

"Hello, this Daxian has traveled all over the world, if you have something important, you can call this Daxian, do not disturb if you are not sincere, contact number: 138438*****"

The green tendons on Lu Kang's forehead suddenly jumped, and he took a deep breath.

Or copy the other party's mobile phone number and paste it in the dial box, and then broadcast it.

At the same time, in a bathing center in Lincheng, a room with orange lights.

Wu Sanjin, who was dressed as an old man, was lying on the white sheets at the moment, rubbing his hands from time to time and looking at the direction of the door expectantly.

From time to time, he grinned, revealing two white, shiny front teeth.

He wore only a pair of bright red pants, and the rest of the place was stripped naked.

Not long after, there was a knock on the door outside, Wu Sanjin was shocked, and hurriedly said, "Come in, big sister." ”

A woman dressed in a revealing dress and with a good figure walked in with a small basket.

On closer inspection, the woman's face was painted with heavy makeup, Rao was so, and she should be in her forties.

After seeing Wu Sanjin, the woman was first startled, and then smiled charmingly: "Big brother is good." ”

She obviously didn't expect that the person in front of her looked like he was fifty or sixty years old, and he could still come to such a place.

Wu Sanjin's eyes suddenly lit up, revealing two front teeth, and beckoned: "Big sister, come over and let me take a good look." ”

The woman walked over with a small basket.

"Yes, where is the eldest sister, and what is her name?" After a closer look, Wu Sanjin nodded with satisfaction.

The woman reached out and stroked her hair: "It's okay for the eldest brother to call me Alain, that, eldest brother, shall we start now?" ”

"Okay, big sister, let's give me a Thai style first." Wu Sanjin grinned.

After the two of them were all disarmed, the eldest sister suddenly asked curiously: "Big brother, why are you wearing two pants, what is painted on the red one outside, is there a charm?" ”

"Don't underestimate these red pants, that's my brother's life talisman, as for why you wear two, it's up to you to be the big girl." Wu Sanjin smiled and didn't want to talk more.

After some foreplay, Wu Sanjin was in a hurry to give the eldest sister an injection.

And just then, his mobile phone on the bedside table suddenly rang.

"Fu Bao has received five million yuan!"

Wu Sanjin impatiently stretched out his hand and hung up, and continued to prepare to give the eldest sister an injection.

The eldest sister said charmingly: "Big brother, you are the boss, you are so rich." ”

"That's my brother's phone ringing."

Wu Sanjin gasped and stood up one leg to get ready to go.

The mobile phone rang again: "Zhifubao has arrived at 5 million yuan!" ”

"Big brother, you better take it." The eldest sister is a little unhappy.

"It's a mother, which melon peel is it." Wu Sanjin picked up his mobile phone with red eyes and connected it.

A weak voice came from inside: "May I ask if you are Wu Banxian?" That I ......"

Without waiting for the person on the phone to finish speaking, Wu Sanjin spat Xingzi and scolded: "Who is it, Eshe Ni is a turtle grandson, Ni made the wrong call, and he didn't make people happy." ”

"Toot!"

The phone was hung up.

……

Lu Kang looked at his phone innocently, and after a while, two words popped out of his mouth.

"Burn the pen!"

Shaking his head, he simply didn't bother to try again, and lay on the bed in despair.

He felt lonely and frightened like never before, and he didn't dare to reveal his heart to outsiders, and he was afraid of the future.

Thinking about it, he couldn't help but see a perfect face in his sight.

If I die one day, or if there is an accident, she will not shed half a tear for me, right?

After all, there is only husband and wife between us, there is no husband and wife, and there is no emotion.

He took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat to find Su Muxi in the chat history, clicked in and took a look, and found that the chat record between the two was still half a month ago, and the topic of conversation between the two was not painful.

Lu Kang couldn't help but send her two words: "In?" ”

After that, there was no reply, and Lu Kang, who had been waiting for a while, smiled bitterly.

Just as I was about to quit, my phone suddenly shook.

"What's wrong? Just came out of the operating room. ”

It was her message back.

Neither lukewarm, neither far nor close, as if returning to an ordinary friend.

Lu Kang wanted to tell her about his corpse poison, but he hesitated for a few seconds, and finally had to reply: "It's okay." ”

"Oh."

It just replied with a word that couldn't have been shorter.

Then he replied: "Why haven't you been to school for the past two days?" Principal Lu has given me some words. ”

"I've got a cold." Lu Kang replied.

"I'm free tomorrow, you can come to the hospital, I'll help you take a look."

Lu Kang replied with a hmm, and the chat ended here, and he simply withdrew.

What is your attitude? No matter what, I will always be your legal husband.

In order to maintain this marriage, in order to take care of your face.

I have to pretend to be deaf and dumb to endure your parents' accusations, and even turn a blind eye to your sister's contempt.

Dare to love that I'm sick, and I have to see if you're free? If I don't have time, should I die?

Lu Kang was very depressed and irritable, and then evolved into mania.

"Roar!"

His gaze suddenly turned blood-red, two zombie teeth slowly appeared, and the nails that had been cut off began to skyrocket.

I don't know why, he really wants to vent, he wants to destroy it all.

"Smack......

At this moment, a crisp sound rang out, and a glass bead rolled in through the crack in the door.

rolled all the way to Lu Kang's bed.

At the same time, there was an intermittent knock on the door outside.

The blood in Lu Kang's eyes gradually faded, and the zombie teeth were retracted again, and he got up and opened the door to take a look.

I saw a little girl standing at the door, about three or four years old, very pink and jade, like a porcelain doll.

The little guy looked at Lu Kang with wide watery eyes, and said in a milky voice: "Uncle, Dad made a big bowl of duck...... Duck paper, Dad asked Guoguo to call ...... Tell you to eat duck...... Duck paper. ”

The blood in Lu Kang's eyes completely dissipated with a crisp uncle, and he squatted down and touched the little guy's head: "You tell your father that your uncle will not go after eating." ”

"But...... But ......"

The little guy was a little at a loss, peeking into Lu Kang's house from time to time, and said weakly.

"But the beads of the fruit rolled into the uncle's house."

Lu Kang said softly: "Then you come in and look for it, and my uncle will help you find it." ”

The little one suddenly turned cloudy and sunny, and jumped into the house, staring left and right with wide eyes, obviously looking for some beads.

Suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the bottom of the bed, and said excitedly: "There!" ”

With that, she trotted to the bed, bent down, and reached for the glass bead to be removed.

Lu Kang, who was standing behind, looked at the little guy's white neck, his face was struggling, and his body was twitching slightly.

He walked over uncontrollably, and subconsciously put his hand on the little guy's neck, caressing.

The blood that had just dissipated in his eyes had a faint tendency to recover.

The little guy who only cared about holding the beads giggled: "Uncle, itchy, don't scratch Guoguo." ”

"There's a grass on your neck, let my uncle show you."

Lu Kang smiled coldly and slowly leaned his mouth over.

At the same time, the two zombie teeth are exposed to the air and are strong in the wind......