I feel like I'm on a thief ship
Do I care about him? You're thinking too much, aren't you? How could I possibly care about him? Who am I, I care about him!
"That's wrong, I don't care about him, but the two of us are grasshoppers on a rope, one loses and one wins, if he falls, my good days will come to an end." Lin Feng opened his mouth and said.
"Actually, you can pick on the child, and don't be the crown princess." The woman in white spoke.
I'm not the crown princess, why should I go?
Go back to your own world? What's going on? Can I go back? I couldn't find a way back.
Besides, since I'm here, let's be a good person to the end and send the Buddha to the west!
Who made you a chick? Or is she the first talented woman and beauty in Beijing?
Who are we? We are Lin Feng! We are a person who knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!
Besides, the requirements for beauties, if you can do it, you can't do it, and try to do it in a different way.
"I'm helping you, too, and I'm helping myself." Lin Feng opened his mouth and said.
"As for this crown princess, before His Royal Highness ascended the throne, I think I still stayed in the prince's mansion honestly and lived my life as a crown princess." Lin Feng opened his mouth and said.
Although he is often knocked on the wall by His Royal Highness the Prince, the bed is knocked or something, but at least there is one point, the prince has not gone too far.
The woman in white nodded, and then said, "That's very good!"
Immediately afterwards, the two of them faced each other, chatting, chatting, chatting, and discussing the prince.
If the prince was here at this time, he must have thought that he had seen a ghost and saw two identical Zhang Yuxuan.
It's just that the prince won't pay attention to what he sees, and the woman in white won't let His Royal Highness the prince see her.
However, the prince had already taken off his clothes and lay down in the bed.
Of course, the prince was not sleepy at all at this time, and he was not used to sleeping alone.
The two of them have been sharing the same bed for half a year.
In the past six months, the prince has long been accustomed to sleeping with Lin Feng in his arms, and Lin Feng is also willing to hug the prince.
Suddenly, Lin Feng was not around, and he had nothing to grab in his hands, so he was naturally a little unaccustomed to it.
Although it has already entered February, the weather in the north is still relatively cold at night.
The prince was lying so comfortably in the bed, so naturally he didn't want to get out of bed and get cold.
"Do you love him?" The woman in white asked.
That's too straightforward, isn't it?
"I'm not interested in men, don't you know?" Lin Feng opened his mouth and asked rhetorically.
I don't know why you suddenly came up with such a sentence.
"If you don't like him, why would you rather be led by the nose?" The woman in white asked again.
Why are you so stupid! Does this need to be asked?
"Am I still here to help you? If it weren't for helping you, I wouldn't have had to live so badly. Lin Feng said.
"Do you need me to write it for you?" The woman in white asked.
You? Will you? Don't mess around! Provoke me, I'm in a hurry with you!
"I'm afraid you won't!" Lin Feng glanced at the woman in white and said.
"You seem to have forgotten that I am an immortal, and there are still things that immortals can't do." The woman in white spoke.
You also know that you are a god! Don't stay in the heavenly realm well, and run to the world if you have something to do.
Immediately, Lin Feng stood up, stepped aside, and made a "please" gesture to the woman in white with a smile on his face.
Immediately afterwards, I saw the woman in white wave her arm, and all the textbooks were placed on the table.
Lin Feng's eyes widened, he couldn't believe all this.
Immediately after, Lin Feng picked up a book and flipped through it a few times casually.
I'll it! It's all a first-grade English textbook! Brand new book, exactly the same.
"Your sister, you have this thing, why didn't you take it out earlier, I wrote it for so long!" Lin Feng opened his mouth and reprimanded.
The woman in white spread her hands and said she blamed me!
"You didn't say you wanted this!" The woman in white spoke.
"You!" Lin Feng was speechless angrily, and had an urge to vomit blood.
You say you're a man! You caused me a car accident, and you brought me into this world to make me look like this.
I'm so good to you, so helpful to you, and you didn't help me at the critical moment, so I came out after I was sinned, what do you mean?
If you don't have this ability, forget it, if you have this ability, you will turn a blind eye and listen to it, you will pit me, right?
How can you do this? If you don't play like this, can you still play together!
Let's not say anything else, just say this, you can't do this to me!
You said that you are a person, you treat me like this, aren't you afraid that I will pick and choose?
"Why did you come out and get this now?" Lin Feng asked.
"You didn't tell me you were going to get this before! If you do, I will do my best to help you. The woman in white spoke.
Hindsight! I can't help it! Alas!
"Then why did you come to help me now?" Lin Feng asked.
"I knew you were writing this before, and seeing that you were writing so seriously, I didn't bother." The woman in white spoke.
"These things you wrote today were damaged by His Highness, and I can't stand it, so I came out to help you." The woman in white paused and said.
"The main reason for this is not that I feel sorry for you and want to make up for you!" The woman in white said again.
Lin Feng quietly stared at the cheeks of the woman in white who were exactly the same as himself, and couldn't help but feel an urge to kiss her.
Immediately after, Lin Feng walked over to the woman in white.
Just when Lin Feng was only one step away from the woman in white, Lin Feng flew and pressed the woman in white down on the table.
"What are you going to do?" The woman in white asked.
Lin Feng smiled lewdly, and laughed lewdly at the woman in white a few times, saliva flowed out of the corners of his mouth, but Lin Feng stretched out his tongue and licked it.
"What? You've done me so badly, you've become this ghost, what do you say I'm doing? Lin Feng grabbed the arms of the woman in white and said.
"You are so good to me, so sorry for me, I have to hurt you well, right?" Lin Feng smiled lewdly.
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he immediately bent down and kissed the mouth of the woman in white.
If the crown prince is here, he will definitely be surprised to find that two of the same concubines are doing something unscrupulous.
At this time, just as Lin Feng was enjoying the temperature of the white-clothed woman's lips, Lin Feng suddenly felt a kind of anger rushing straight to his dantian.
Lin Feng wanted to break free, but he couldn't break free at all, and he had a feeling of wanting to be one.
After almost a quarter of an hour, the two separated, and Lin Feng hurriedly pushed away the woman in white and stepped aside.
"What did you do to me?" Lin Feng asked.
I saw the woman in white staring at Lin Feng with angry eyes and said, "People's first kisses were taken away by you, what do you think I did?"
Lin Feng suddenly felt a sense of guilt, and immediately lowered his head.
"Don't be afraid, this thing will help you!" The woman in white spoke.
Lin Feng was slightly stunned, not knowing what the woman in white meant, and then looked up at the woman in white.
I saw the woman in white glance at Lin Feng with a smile on her face and said, "It will make you as weak as a woman."
Lin Feng was a little confused, not knowing what the woman in white wanted to do.
The woman in white couldn't help but want to laugh when she saw Lin Feng stupid and stunned.
"Didn't you even find out yourself?" The woman in white asked.
Lin Feng was even more stunned, confused.
"It's been half a year since you came to this world. Have you ever had a menstrual event? The woman in white asked.
Forehead! This one!
"I take the liberty of asking, what is a menstrual affair?" Lin Feng was a little curious, and then asked.
The woman in white patted her head, and couldn't help crying and laughing.
Immediately afterwards, the woman in white explained to Lin Feng what it meant to be a menstrual affair.
When Lin Feng listened to the words of the woman in white, he couldn't help but cry and laugh.
Your sister, why are you asking this? What does this have to do with you!
"And then?" Lin Feng asked curiously.
"After that, that is to say, from today onwards, you will have a few days of discomfort and unbearable stomach pain." The woman in white spoke.
"Nope! I don't want this, you take it quickly, I don't want this, you take it away! Lin Feng said.
"Lin Feng, don't forget, my maid Xiaohong has been damaged by you." The woman in white spoke.
What the? I bring a bad little red? I just want to ask, what do you mean by me bringing bad red? She's bad herself, okay?
I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language, and you can give me a good explanation, what is called me bringing bad little red.
"You can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, there is no evidence, why do you say that I bring bad Xiaohong?" Lin Feng asked.
"I grew up with Xiaohong, would I not know her?" The woman in white asked.
"We're talking about the menstrual affair, why are you mentioning Xiaohong to me? Eat? Lin Feng said.
Lin Feng didn't want to argue too much with the woman in white, it was completely meaningless.
Strictly speaking, for now, two people are actually one person, that is, Zhang Yuxuan.
What's the point of arguing with yourself?
Besides, it doesn't matter who brings the bad Xiaohong, it doesn't matter anymore. It's been so long, what's the point of talking about it now!
If you don't say anything else, let's talk about this month, you said that I am the one who bleeds and doesn't kill you every month, do I make sense?
The woman in white smiled slightly, and then said: "Enjoy your every day as a woman, you still have a long way to go!"
Haojue, myself, got on the thief ship again, and I can't get off!
"As for the maid Xiaohong, it will be yours in the future, treat her well, she is also a poor person." The woman in white spoke.
Just kidding, if it weren't for you, I would have taken her in and blamed you a long time ago, causing me to become the ghost I am now!
If she is pitiful, am I not pitiful? I'm the same as the maid Xiaohong, both of them are pitiful!
"Alright, it's time to get down to business." The woman in white spoke.
What the? Is all this nonsense that I just told me? Still down to business?
"You have to keep these things I gave you, don't damage them, otherwise you will be compensated according to the price." The woman in white spoke.