Chapter 246: Pretending to be a woman
I looked at Zhang Yao with a crying and laughing face, is this really not used to me? Bullied me like this.
This Zhang Yao actually gave Zhang Daoling a bad idea and made me miserable, I really doubt that Zhang Yao must be the person sent by God to punish me.
Zhang Yao looked at me with a happy face, "Immortals don't want to be so moved, it is the happiest thing for the head of the family to really worship under your door." ”
My whole face was red, if she wasn't Zhang Yao, I really wanted to strangle her.
This is how to explain to my grandfather after I go back, it is estimated that when my grandfather saw me, he didn't say a word or threw an ear scraper.
When I think of that picture, I am extremely afraid, there are not many people I am afraid of, and the one I am most afraid of is my grandfather.
Seeing that this Daoling has knelt down for me to apprentice, where do I dare to refuse again, this fate cause and effect, he has done all the apprenticeship ceremony, even if I don't admit it, it is already a foregone conclusion, and there is no way to change it.
I looked at Zhang Daoling extremely helplessly, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, "I can't do anything about you, if I die, you come to collect my body!" ”
Zhang Daoling smiled, "Immortals are really good at laughing, immortals are immortal, where is there the possibility of death!" ”
I looked at Zhang Daoling in surprise, "Who told you that immortals won't die, if they don't die, then there are so many people who have become immortals, and the heavenly court has long been overcrowded, and it has long been squeezed down from the sky!" ”
I don't know if there is such a thing as an immortal, but since I am pretending to be an immortal, I still have to pretend.
Otherwise...... Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you were injured during this period?
At that time, they will feel very strange, how can the gods also be injured?
Zhang Daoling looked at me thoughtfully, "In this way, although immortals are immortal, they are also injured and die, so if you don't cultivate the Dao Law well, even if you become an immortal, you may not be able to avoid disasters." ”
Zhang Daoling reacted too quickly, I smiled, "Don't worry, you will definitely get immortal in the future." ”
Zhang Daoling looked at me with curiosity on his face, after all, what I said would become true, and he believed anything I said.
"So, after the apprentice becomes an immortal, he can go to the master?" Zhang Daoling asked me.
I was stunned, and my heart sank, if this Daoling really came to me, I would definitely become famous in the fairy world, and I would probably be beaten to death with a stick.
I hurriedly said, "Don't, I'll pinch my fingers, when you become an immortal, it happens to be the time when I go down to the world to practice, and I won't go back every thousand years, so don't go to me." ”
Zhang Daoling frowned slightly, "Then I can also go to the Yang World to find you!" ”
I looked at Zhang Daoling in shock, but I thought that he had forgotten everything at that time, so I said, "Okay, if you are bored, you can also come down to me." ”
I sighed helplessly, and I only hoped that after I went back, my grandfather would never beat me.
After all, I was also forced to be helpless.
When we were about to leave, a woman suddenly came and walked into the inn crying, "Where is Master Zhang?" Zhang Tianshi, where are you? ”
Several of us looked at each other, this woman looked about forty or fifty years old, her hands were rough and calloused, she must have been from a poor family, her face was full of sorrow, tears were falling, and she must have encountered great difficulties.
As soon as he came, he opened his mouth to find Zhang Daoling, obviously because Zhang Daoling already had prestige in Bashu, and everyone knew his ability to kill demons and demons.
can come to the door, most likely not because of ordinary contradictions, but because ordinary people can't help.
Zhang Daoling hurriedly got up and walked towards the woman, and asked in a calm tone, "But what's wrong?" I am the one you are looking for. ”
The woman's eyes were red, she knelt on her knees with a pop, and her face was full of sadness, if she hadn't encountered a big problem, she probably wouldn't have done this.
She looked at Zhang Daoling with pleading eyes, and at that moment it was like grasping the only life-saving straw.
"Zhang Tianshi, save my daughter! Please, save her! The woman shouted with all her might.
Zhang Daoling frowned slightly, "Auntie, don't cry, what happened, you say it slowly." ”
Several of us also walked over, very curious.
The woman cried for a long time before she eased her expression, "I don't know what kind of demon came to our village, and I actually bewitched an ignorant girl, only ten days, the pure and good women in our village were all bewitched by that demon and tarnished their innocence, and my daughter was also taken away by that demon, now I don't know what the situation is, but fortunately, the nearby villagers told me that you Zhang Tianshi happened to be nearby these days, so I had to come to beg you." ”
When I heard this, I vaguely felt that this was just an innocent girl who was a stinky hooligan, and Zhang Daoling was not Bao Gong who could still judge the case?
This kind of thing should be handed over to the local yamen, which is clearly a flower thief.
Zhang Daoling frowned slightly, "Why do you say that he is a demon?" ”
When the woman heard this, she cried at that time, "Of course it is a demon, when I was young, I saw this person, when I was twenty years old, I just became a relative, and the demon did not find me, but my own sister could not escape this fate, she was only fifteen years old that year, the demon took my sister away for three days before she was released, at that time my sister was no longer innocent, at that time I saw this person's dignity with my own eyes, and I can never forget it in this life." But thirty years have passed, and his appearance has not changed at all, if it is not a demon, what is it!? ”
Hearing this, I was also very curious, so this is really not something that the yamen can control.
If I really meet a monster, or a rogue monster, then I can't bear it, I want to do the right thing for heaven.
Before Zhang Daoling could speak, I said angrily, "That demon picks girls, right?" If you want to find your daughter, just lure him out. Bai Xiao is the most beautiful, let her be the bait. ”
The woman was stunned and looked at me in great surprise, "Childe can't help it, that demon is very powerful, no one can escape from his clutches, let alone a weak woman." ”
I thought about it carefully, Bai Xiao's cold appearance is indeed not to seduce others, and the other party is also a demon, so I must know that the smell on Bai Xiao's body is not human.
I looked back at Zhang Yao, she was also a demon, and I couldn't help it.
After thinking about it, there is only a man in his hand.
At Zhang Daoling's age, if he pretends to be a woman, it is too ridiculous.
I'm shorter, and this era is not fake, and it's even more difficult to pretend to be a woman.
My eyes are impressively on Zhang Heng's body, Zhang Heng and Zhang Zewen look the same, they are both handsome, their skin is as delicate and white as a woman, if you put makeup on and pretend to be a woman, I don't think it is difficult at all.
If you use the illusion in the Dao Law to make a little disguise, the demon will definitely not be able to see the flaw.
I smiled, "Zhang Heng, don't you want to be famous in the world, be a big hero, and save the suffering?" ”
Zhang Heng frowned slightly, and vaguely felt my ghost idea, subconsciously took two steps back, and said extremely resistantly, "Don't mess around, I'm a man!" ”
I shook my head, "No, no, no, you listen to me, this is a matter of saving people's lives and creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, if you refuse, you are an accomplice, do you want to be an accomplice?" ”
Zhang Heng subconsciously replied, "I'm not an accomplice!" ”
"That's right." I smiled with satisfaction, "You see that you are naturally handsome, and you are more beautiful than a woman when you dress up a little, not only will you not let the woman lose her innocence, but you can also help catch the flower thief, wouldn't it be a good thing, besides, you don't have to worry about revealing your stuffing, I will use illusion to do a certain amount of assistance, and you will definitely be able to lure the demon over when the time comes." ”
Zhang Heng's face turned green, and he looked at me incredulously, "Immortal! I'm a man, how can I pretend to be a woman like this, this is ...... It's a matter of dignity. ”
I hurriedly said, "Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you are sacrificing yourself to fulfill others, if you want me to say that this great spirit will definitely become an immortal, you have to believe me." ”
Zhang Heng was aggrieved, and at this moment, Zhang Yao and Bai Xiao were also beside him and said, "Since it's to save people, don't worry about it so much." ”
Seeing the situation, the woman hurriedly knelt in front of Zhang Heng, "Good man, I really can't repay your kindness, we will remember your kindness to our family for the rest of our lives!" ”