Lin Feng looked at the map and thought at the same time.

The world of entertainment is in the ascendant, and the strength of the scientific community has greatly suppressed the entertainment culture. As a result, it is the scientists who are the hottest in the neck, and even the weather vane of public opinion is completely controlled by scientists.

It's a pity that although Lin Feng didn't listen to the songs in his previous life, what is the operation of arranging the melody!

As for the TV series, although I don't say that I have watched all the variety shows, popular variety shows such as Running Man, The Masked Singer, and so on Lin Feng are all involved. There is nothing missing from the hit drama, but what are the scripts and planning books? Is it OK to eat?

Lin Feng, who was worried about a golden mountain that could not be excavated, suddenly had an idea.

The technology is not enough, so make up the jokes.

In the previous life, Lin Feng was very envious of those jokers Internet celebrities, and he made millions of dollars a month. And now Lin Feng has a world of jokes, so he decided to trick the entire Great Sui Federation and become the man of the king of jokes by the way.

"Friends from the audience, the anchor's destiny parachute, destiny circle. Well, let's keep searching! Lin Feng pasted the map in the live broadcast room.

"The anchor is really no one who is lucky, not to mention the 8 times mirror in this kind of place, he was in the circle at the beginning, and the key is to float over with the wind!"

Pink Cat: "I've heard that handsome people are generally not unlucky. ”

"The young lady upstairs, I don't read much, don't lie to me, aren't people who love to laugh generally have bad luck?"

"It's boring! The anchor drives quickly to people, don't coax, don't coax, don't coax! ”

"Anla, Anla, the anchor is ly, let you see what is the real way to open up eating chicken." Lin Feng said while searching for things.

"Hey~ly, what is it, I haven't heard of it. Isn't PUBG just a gun? ”

Pink Cat: "yes, yes, is there any other way to play?"

"Ask for an explanation, what is ly, is there a great god in the live broadcast room to explain?"

"Haha, ly, take the pronunciation of the first word of each three words, Lao Yin (harmony), the literal meaning is easy to understand, and the inner meaning is to hide in the house or in the grass and rub your hands secretly." Lin Feng said with a smile.

As for the Great Sui Federation, because the core of winning in high-level group volleyball matches is the choice of tactics and the on-the-spot reaction to the situation. Only rookies can participate in the single row, so a small number of high-quality education geniuses are excluded, and there are generally very few routines, basically picking up guns, and then blood and blood, flesh-to-flesh hard steel.

In this regard, Lin Feng couldn't help but sigh, it was still a real Sui person, and there were few routines.

Lin Feng, who finished sighing, moved his head and said in the live broadcast room, "Actually, the anchor is versatile in his life, and there are only two things that he won't." ”

Then he paused, and when questions arose in the live broadcast room, Lin Feng then spoke: "That is, this will not be, that will not be." ”

"66666, then I'm the same as the anchor, only two things won't, I'm a versatile person."

"Ibid......"

"Ibid......"

The barrage is full of ditto.

"Ladies and gentlemen, receive~" Lin Feng and the other audience were slightly less enthusiastic, and then put their hands away.

Then Lin Feng said: "Seeing that everyone likes funny jokes so much, then, tell you another joke." ”

"Listen up, don't ink, anchor, hurry up."

Pink Cat: "That's it, Brother Feng hurry up." ”

"The ink is one centimeter shorter per second, and the anchor can do it and cherish it."

Lin Feng sorted out his language a little and said, "Son: Dad, I caused trouble today, and I made the history teacher cry angrily. Dad: You rabbit cub, why are you angry with the teacher? Son: I was playing with magnets in history class today, and the teacher found out and confiscated them. As soon as she took it, she sucked it on her big gold bracelet, and she cried at that time, and ran to the principal to fight, and scratched it so badly that the principal bled out. I don't know why!"

"Haha, big gold bracelet, this foolish female teacher of the principal latte, 66666."

"The anchor is so funny, that's all, subscribe. In the midst of the sudden eating of chicken, it is definitely a clear stream. ”

Lin Feng watched the number of spectators continue to rise, and tasted the sweetness for the first time, so he hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "I'll tell you another joke." ”

"There was an uncle who went to the federal post office to receive the interstellar mail and walked directly to the window.

The security guard came over and said, "Uncle, press the number."

Uncle: What?

Security: Press the number.

The uncle thought to himself, it is worthy of the federal post office, and it takes a code to get a mail, so he whispered to the security guard: The king of heaven covers the tiger.

The security guard reluctantly helped the old man press out a queuing ticket.

The old man thought to himself: I was scared to death, and I was blinded !!"

"Hahaha, press the number, the code. I'm laughing to death, the anchor is so talented. It's not good for me to subscribe, just spare me, I'm going to die laughing. ”

"Wow, Brother Feng is so talented, I will be your little fan sister in the future~" Pink cat.

"Let's talk about one more, let's talk about one more, the anchor is big, I just came in, and I didn't see the one in front."

"Yes, yes, one more, one more."

"One more."

"Don't make trouble, everyone, the drug circle has been refreshed again, and the anchor has to act quickly. If you want to see jokes, pay attention to the anchor's bib @ Brother Invincible Peak, the anchor will regularly update the latest jokes, jokes! And don't forget to subscribe so that you can receive the latest live stream notifications from the streamers. Lin Feng opened his mouth while sorting out the materials.

After a period of selecting and searching for supplies, Lin Feng brought a pistol R1895 revolver equipped with a silencer red dot sight, and an additional 7 rounds of ammunition. A first-level backpack, 5 bandages, a first aid kit, 3 bottles of energy drinks, 1 bottle of painkillers, a smoke grenade, a Molotov cocktail.

"Ah~ my body is so weak" Lin Feng thought about the M16A4 that he still lost because of the weight-bearing problem, the medical kit, and the extra medicines, and his heart stinged.

"Identify wet tips for a weak chicken."

"Superman can't fly to reward a weak chicken."

Whoosh, weak chickens kept appearing in Lin Feng's live broadcast room.

The gifts in the federal live broadcast room are divided into 1 credit weak chicken, 5 credit points 666, 10 credit points a chicken leg, 20 credit points chicken rack, 50 credit points a roast chicken, 100 credit points a fighting chicken, 500 credit points a chicken king, 2000 credit points a super chicken king (Super Chicken King is the announcement of the live broadcast room in the planet to which it belongs), and 100,000 credits a star chicken king (the interstellar chicken king is the announcement of all the live broadcast rooms of the Federation).

Lin Feng waved his hand: "Let me tell you, even if I am so weak, I can eat chicken." I'm going to tell you by word and deed that the correct way to open a chicken eats. Understand that eating chicken depends on the brain, not brute force. ”

With that, he drank a bottle of energy drink. Because Lin Feng disliked that the 3 bottles were too heavy, he decided to drink one cup to reduce his weight. Of course, Lin Feng would never admit that he just wanted to taste it.

Lin Feng pouted, "The smell of Red Bull." ”

Just when Lin Feng didn't think so, Lin Feng was shocked and said, "It's amazing, it's so powerful!" ”

Because, after Lin Feng drank it, he immediately felt that it was not difficult to go up to the fifth floor in one go. And because of the up-and-down search just now, the fatigue caused by the next and lower searches has been significantly reduced.

Throw away the discarded cup, carry the bag, and hold the revolver in your right hand. Without further ado, Lin Feng went out and began to move towards the next circle.

Climb over a hill and watch the downhill of a flat river, there is a toilet at the bottom of the slope. Lin Feng immediately stopped, hid behind a tree, and observed.

Lin Feng said in the live broadcast room with his mind: "In the wilderness, which is basically a downhill without cover, if you see a toilet and are blocked on your way down, if you have enough time, it is best to choose to bypass, because there is a high probability that there will be junglers in this kind of place." ”

"However, I didn't have time to take a detour, so I decided to take a look first." So while Lin Feng stared at the toilet, he looked around from time to time.

"The anchor has good details and has gained new knowledge."

Identification wet: "Not bad, good, a little interesting"

Pink cat "Brother Feng, the poison circle is starting to shrink, run, run!" ”

Lin Feng is not disturbed by the information in the live broadcast room.

Time passed minute by minute, and just as Lin Feng was about to try to bet that the toilet was empty, a figure appeared from the side of the hill and ran down the mountain.

I saw that just halfway through the run, the door in the toilet opened, and a flat-headed young man in a gilly suit used the door as a cover, holding an AK47.

"Tubu!" Kill the people running down the hill like a target. And the person in the toilet didn't lick the bag, and closed the door of the toilet again.

If it weren't for a box faintly reminding Lin Feng in the grass, then everything would be as if nothing had happened.

Lin Feng's mind flashed instantly, this is a master. What to do, bet on him to withdraw before the drug circle comes, or look for an opportunity to fight for a wave.

If it were an ordinary person, he might bet that he would leave on his own, after all, the drug circle was coming, and he also successfully squatted on a person. Lin Feng also thought that the probability of that person evacuating on his own was very high.

It's a pity that Lin Feng is not the kind of person who puts bets on others, he looked at the items in his hand, and then looked around again, and suddenly swept to a broken ......