792 Anti-routine
"And what's that good thing?"
"Hey, this wine... What kind of eyes do you have? Uncle Wang glared, "Don't think about it, I gave you so many tobacco leaves." ”
"Hey, Uncle Wang, you're so stingy!"
"Stingy, you ball! You know how much effort that tobacco leaf cost me! Still want to beat my drinking idea? ”
Zhang Qian soaked it for a while, and then Uncle Wang said: "My wine is even better than the heavenly elixir and jade liquid!" ”
"Really?"
"Of course it's true."
"Heavenly wine, that's made from good things!" Zhang Qian said.
"You mean there's nothing good left on the ground?" Uncle Wang smiled, "Let me tell you, although the things on the earth are generally not as good as those in the sky, there are some things on the earth that are not in the sky!" It's like jade sorghum, earth-spirit rice, and golden ears, which are certainly not found in the sky. ”
"I've never heard of any of these things." Zhang Qian rolled his eyes.
"These are good things!" Uncle Wang said, "And it's a good thing that's hard to find!" Jade sorghum only grows in the middle of Kunlun Mountain, and is nourished by Kunlun aura all year round; Diling rice grows on the coast of the South China Sea, near Putuo Mountain, and the scriptures recited by the Bodhisattva of the South China Sea Guanzi Day and Night are their best nutrients; The golden spike is the most powerful, growing in Penglai Immortal Island, where the Quartet Immortal Qi and Spiritual Qi are amazing! ”
"I added some other good stuff, and I ended up making this good wine."
"Awesome." Zhang Qian said, "Give me some." ”
"No, I don't make much, I have to drink it myself."
"Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, and it's okay to give a little bit!"
"Less of this!" The old man shook his hand.
Of course, in the end, Zhang Qian still succeeded in getting two bottles, 500 milliliters.
The old man's face turned green: "I shouldn't have called you to dinner!" Why is the skin so thick! ”
"Hey, hey, my Uncle Wang is the best." Zhang Qian put away the two bottles of wine, and couldn't be happy.
"Yes, I don't know who will shout at me and kill me."
Zhang Qian immediately said: "Who! Uncle, who dares to talk to you like this, you tell me, I'll settle him for you! ”
"Alright, alright." Uncle Wang waved his hand, "Boy, you have to remember my words, I'm for your good!" ”
"Uh-huh, remember!"
Later, Aunt Li came over with two large plates of dumplings, sat on the stool and began to eat.
But although she was eating, her eyes were always floating on Zhang Qian, and she didn't know what she wanted to do.
Zhang Qian was really restless by this kind of gaze, and finally he couldn't hold it back: "Auntie, I have flowers on my face?" ”
Aunt Li immediately smiled and said, "If there are no flowers, they are more beautiful than flowers." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Qian was stunned, what do you mean!
"Young man, why do you think you look so good!"
Zhang Qian sighed in his heart, it must be that the charm enhancement skill he had taken from the Yunling Immortal before had taken effect, so Aunt Li thought he was good-looking, and of course he was indeed good-looking.
"Here we go again." Uncle Wang rolled his eyes.
Aunt Li immediately glared: "I can't count on you for anything!" I've got a crush on this guy! ”
Zhang Qian was even more confused, and the sweat on his head came down.
What do you mean by taking a fancy to me?
Uncle Wang had a bitter look on his face: "What do you mean to expect me to be nothing." ”
"Why don't you expect you to do nothing? Tell me, our daughter is almost thirty years old now, and she has never had a partner, I count on you to see who is good outside these days, you are good, not worried at all, not in a hurry at all! ”
Zhang Qian understood, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, scared me!
Good guy thinks this lady is going to do something to me!
"Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, what's the use of you being anxious? And what age is it now, our daughter has to find a partner by herself, and you always worry about it. ”
"My daughter, how can I be blind! Dead old man, I won't tell you, I'm so angry! After Aunt Li finished scolding, she turned her face to look at Zhang Qian again: "What is your name, young man." ”
"Oh look!" Zhang Qian patted his head, "I forgot to introduce myself, blame me, my name is Zhang Qian, yes... Uncle Wang is a year-old friend. ”
"Good! Zhang Qian, this name is good! Humility makes people progress! Very good! Aunt Li said, "What kind of work are you doing now?" ”
"Uh..." Zhang Qian pondered for a while, and was about to speak, when Uncle Wang spoke: "People's work is amazing, it is a state-level administrative unit." ”
"Oh!" Aunt Li's eyes widened at that time, "So powerful!" Xiaoqian, I see that you are not too old this year! ”
"I'm 20."
"A table of talents! Got an object? Aunt Li asked eagerly.
Looking at her expectant little eyes, Zhang Qian dared to say categorically, 'There is a partner', but a female voice sounded at the door: "Daddy and Mom, I'm back!" ”
"Ouch, our girl is back!" Aunt Li was overjoyed, "Great! Just in time to be back! ”
"Hey, hey, auntie..." Zhang Qian shouted seven or eight times, but he didn't stop her, he could only watch her run out with Huan.
As soon as I turned around, I saw Uncle Wang's unkind eyes: "Boy..."
"Uncle, I have a daughter-in-law, and besides, I am a fairy, and I can't marry a mortal!"
"If my daughter doesn't like you, then that's it, if she likes you, you must marry her." The old man said with a cold face.
"Why!" Zhang Qian said.
"Just the sack of tobacco and the two bottles of wine."
"It's a big deal to pay you back!"
"I don't recycle what I give out."
"Then I'll throw it at your doorstep!"
"Less of this!" Uncle Wang had a straight face, "It's useless to say anything now!" ”
Zhang Qian rolled his eyes wildly, and the system laughed: "It's okay now, hahahaha." ”
"What a fart!" Zhang Qian said, "Who wants to marry her daughter, I'll it!" You see him looking like this, crooked melons and cracked dates, can his daughter be good-looking! Besides, what about being good-looking, can you eat it as a meal! ”
"Uncle, let's have something to say, okay?" Zhang Qian said.
"There's nothing to say, sit here honestly, I know you can run, but I can run better than you, and if you anger me, you kid will definitely have no good fruit to eat!"
As soon as Zhang Qian was about to speak, the two of them walked into the hall.
One of them is Aunt Li, and the other is a beautiful woman wearing a long black windbreaker, long flowing hair, fair skin and a beautiful body.
As soon as the beautiful woman entered the door, she cried out: "Dad! ”
"Coming back?" Uncle Wang asked with a smile.
"Hmmm! It's back, who is this? ”
Zhang Qian sat there and didn't move, and then he saw Uncle Wang's murderous gaze, rolled his eyes, stood up, turned his face to the beauty and said, "Hello, I'm your father's younger brother." ”
A room full of people was stunned!
Hmph, who do you want to talk to me? Think beautifully! I'm your dad's brother now, see what you talk to me!
Play tricks with me? Don't forget that I'm the king of routines!
(End of chapter)