"No, no, no!"

Zhuang Bifan shook his head: "When I say the Living Hades, I am referring to the one below. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the ground.

"You mean Zhou Wei, he's ......," Lu Kang couldn't help but gasp.

If this is the case, it would be too shocking to the world.

Zhuang Bifan said with a smile: "You misunderstood what I meant, I didn't say that Zhou Wei was the living king of Hades, but that there was a problem with the book he said, if I guessed correctly, it should be one of the three books of heaven, earth and man." ”

"Book of people?" Lu Kang frowned, it was the first time he had heard this word.

Zhuang Bifan smiled and said nervously: "It's the book of life and death, the one in the judge's hand." Legend has it that a person's lifespan merits and demerits are all recorded on it, which can be traced back to the 99th generation. ”

"In other words, Zhou Wei got the book of life and death, so he can know the life and death of others?"

Lu Kang guessed, a little unconvinced: "Didn't you just say that the book of life and death is in the hands of the judge?" ”

Zhuang Bifan nodded: "There are four major judges in the underworld, namely Wei Zheng, the Reward Division, Zhong Kui, the Punishment Division, the Investigation Division Lu Zhidao, and the Yin Law Division Cui Jue, among which the Yin Law Division Cui Fujun is the leader, according to legend, he holds the life and death book in his left hand, and holds the judge's pen in his right hand. ”

After speaking, he couldn't help but scratch his head: "However, the function of Zhou Wei's book and the book of life and death is somewhat similar, so it's so." This is also puzzling, and as you just said, he has always asked people for pens, in fact, the pen he asked for is the judge's pen, not a brush, a pen, a pencil, ......"

"When you say that, I feel that this matter is getting more and more mysterious." Lu Kang smiled bitterly.

How could a small high school student get a treasure similar to a book of life and death?

Zhuang Bifan stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Forget it, don't think nonsense, didn't Zhou Wei bet with you?" We'll find out when we go over and have a look in the evening. ”

Lu Kang said angrily: "I didn't promise to bet with him, besides, in the middle of the night, the mental hospital is locked, how can we get in?" ”

"Didn't Zhou Wei say that that guy would be shot, then someone must be able to get in, since they can get in, why can't we?"

"Makes sense!"

Lu Kang nodded suddenly, and looked at him extremely strangely at the end: "By the way, haven't you always disliked participating in this kind of thing?" How did you become so positive now? ”

Boss Zhuang is more salty than him, and he is afraid of trouble, taking the situation of this investigation of Zhou Wei as an example, if it weren't for Lu Kang's insistence, Boss Zhuang might have returned to the store to sleep now.

"Aren't I afraid something will happen to you?" Zhuang Bifan is very brazen.

Lu Kang smiled, Lao Tzu really believed in your evil.

More than half an hour later, the two returned to Houjie, Boss Zhuang was held by a soak of urine for a long time, and rushed to his store as soon as he got out of the car.

The old Taoist is gone.

"Yan'er, where is the third master?" Lu Kang asked uneasily.

Yan'er didn't look back and said, "Master, the third master has something to do, and he just left not long ago." ”

"Something?"

Lu Kang frowned, Lao Dao couldn't have made an appointment with some girl on the Internet again, right?

Shaking his head, he simply didn't bother to think about it, walked into the bathroom and put the hot water, and lay down to soak comfortably.

At the same time, the section of South Street. Lao Dao stood on the side of the road and reached out to hail a taxi.

The taxi driver was a fat man, and after getting into the car on the old road, he glanced at him in the rearview mirror and said, "Where are you going?" ”

Lao Dao moved restlessly, looking left and right, it seemed that it was a little difficult to speak.

"Brother, where are you going?" The fat man asked.

Sensing the other party's impatience, Lao Dao gritted his teeth and said, "Master, what, I am a foreigner, and I have just come to Lincheng for a few days." I was accidentally bitten by a centipede, the wound was very swollen, and it didn't work to take medicine and injections, and I accidentally met an old Taoist priest, and the other party said that it was a century-old centipede essence that bit me, and if you want to cure it, you have to find its natural enemy. ”

"So, so, I just wanted to ask you, where are the chickens nearby?"

Speaking of this, the old Taoist face turned red. At the end of his life, he stared at the driver intently, for fear that he would not understand what he meant.

The driver was stunned, then showed an expression that I understood, and lowered his voice and said, "Brother is going to want steamed chicken, or white-cut chicken, or chicken hodgepodge?" ”

"What's the difference?" Lao Dao's eyes shone brightly.

The driver smiled: "Literally, experience it yourself." ”

Lao Dao pondered secretly, and finally said: "You bring your forehead over first, and then you can see it." ”

"Okay, sit tight!"

The driver shouted, turned the car in one direction, and went straight to a water clubhouse.

……

When night fell, Lu Kang looked down at the time, then at Yan'er, who was playing games, and couldn't help but say, "Yan'er, it's time for you to sleep." ”

"Master, people are not sleepy." Yan'er stared at the screen of her mobile phone, controlling Diao Chan to take a triple kill.

Recently, she stopped eating chickens and switched to pesticides.

Lu Kang smiled: "No, you are sleepy." Go to sleep. ”

"Master, I know you care about people, but people are really not sleepy." Yan'er said without raising her head.

Hearing this, Lu Kang's face twitched slightly.

I'm not concerned about you, I want you to go to sleep. Why don't you force the number?

At this time, there was a coughing sound downstairs, and then I saw Zhuang Bifan walking up and said, "It's twelve o'clock, don't you want to go?" ”

"Sir. Where are you going? Yan'er hurriedly put down her phone and asked.

Lu Kang looked at Zhuang Bifan speechlessly, sighed and said, "We plan to go out for some wine, you can stay at home." ”

"Drinking? I don't believe it. ”

"Two big men go out behind people's backs, either prostituting or engaging in foundation."

Yan'er rolled her eyes: "Master, you must have something to hide from me, if it's really drinking, I'll go with you." ”

With that, she walked to the room and began to change her clothes.

"You don't want to take her there?" Zhuang Bifan asked in a low voice.

Lu Kang glared at him: "Aren't you talking nonsense, with this girl's temper, if there is a little surprise, it will definitely not end." ”

"Yes. I guess it's possible that she demolished the mental hospital. ”

Lu Kang nodded thoughtfully, and gave Boss Zhuang a look, and the two were about to slip away while Yan'er didn't find out, when Yan'er's angry voice came from behind them: "Master, I knew that you wanted to get rid of me, let me tell you, no way." ”

When I looked back, I saw Yan'er standing at the door looking at herself angrily, her clothes had not changed, and she was still the same.

Dare to love her just now that she said that she was going to change clothes, and it was all a lie to Lu Kang.

"Okay, but let's talk about it first, you can't mess around without my permission!"

In desperation, Lu Kang had to agree, and at the same time made an appointment with her for three chapters.

"Hey, where is the third master?" After coming in for a long time, Zhuang Bifan realized that Lao Dao was not there.

"I don't know."

Lu Kang snorted coldly, closed the door and got into Boss Zhuang's car.

Lao Dao went out during the day, and he hasn't come back in the middle of the night yet. The phone can't get through, who knows what this kid did.

Every now and then, give them a little stimulation.

When this old boy comes back, he must deduct his salary, and deduct it severely.

Lu thought secretly, urging Boss Zhuang to drive the car to Qingshan Mental Hospital.

It was already a little faster when I arrived. After Zhuang Bifan parked the car in a hidden place, the three of them got out of the car and found a grass to sit down, and the opposite side of the grass was the gate of the mental hospital.

Yan'er was a little excited: "Master, are we going to form a group to rob?" ”

"It's not. et al. Lu Kang smiled angrily.

Boss Zhuang handed over a cigarette and quipped: "Yan'er, your brain circuit is also strange enough, who would run to the door of the mental hospital to rob and rob the group of neurotics inside?" ”

"Yan'er, is that your name too?"

Yan'er glared at him coldly: "The name Yan'er is the exclusive right of the master, and only he is qualified to be called a person." ”

"And what should I call you?" Boss Zhuang almost squirted a mouthful of old blood.

Yan'er snorted coldly, stroked her hair and said seriously: "Please let me Ms. Jiang Shi, or Jiang Shi little fairy." ”

"Jiang Shi? Corpse? ”

Zhuang Bifan looked at her with wide eyes, and then said: "Your name is really bold enough, I suggest that you simply call your master and change your name." Change it to Jiang Shi, the river of the river, the master's teacher, make a pair. ”

"Master, this is a good suggestion for the slut." Yan'er's eyes lit up. couldn't help but look at Lu Kang.

As soon as Lu Kang wanted to speak, he saw a car light coming from a distance, and hurriedly said, "Don't talk, someone is coming!" ”

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