"Zhang Enren, hurry up, they are menacing, they must not be easy to mess with!" The villagers have always been timid and afraid, and when they encounter someone in Yinsi, their first reaction is to leave quickly, rather than thinking about how to fight it.

I said coldly, "I'm afraid of a hammer!" Just roll up your sleeves and do it! What is there to be afraid of! mmp！ Even a city god dares to come to make trouble, it's really lawless! ”

Zhang Daoling looked at me with a surprised face, "Do you immortals talk like this?" I don't think it sounds very elegant! ”

I grew up with my grandfather, and over the years, I have learned my grandfather's vulgar words from my parents, and naturally I can't help but say a few vulgar words on my emotions.

For the sake of my dignity, I had no choice but to reply without blushing and without a heartbeat, "In our heavenly realm, we are unrestrained, who doesn't have a temper, if you really get angry, you don't care what you do, of course, you have to be happy!" ”

Zhang Daoling looked at me thoughtfully, "It turns out that releasing our nature is also a way, but we live too depressed, and it is really better with our own heart." ”

I smiled, "So, don't feel embarrassed, when you scold it, you feel crooked!" ”

Zhang Heng was originally quiet, and couldn't help but speak, "I thought that the immortals were all people with ancient Taoist immortals, and they should be calm and quiet when they spoke, but I never knew that such a vulgar person was really clumsy!" ”

I was stunned, this Zhang Heng was still angry about what I had just joked about him, and deliberately said something about me.

Zhang Daoling frowned, and hurriedly reprimanded, "Heng'er! Don't be rude! The gods are well-intentioned, and they haven't done anything to be sorry for you! ”

Zhang Heng turned his head unhappily, completely ignoring what Zhang Daoling said.

I couldn't help but feel a little irritable in my heart, this Zhang Heng is really weird-tempered, but he just made a joke about him, and he has such a big temper.

"Okay, since it's the Chenghuang Lord's doing, let's settle the account with the Chenghuang Lord directly, these Yin soldiers can't find you, and they won't do anything to this village." I looked at them calmly and said.

"This ...... What do the gods want to do? Zhang Daoling looked at me in surprise and asked.

I smiled, "What?" Of course, it's to do that stupid x city god and call him arrogant! ”

"This ...... How do you go to find the City God? They have always been in correspondence with me, but I have never met this city god himself. Zhang Daoling said curiously.

I hurriedly took Zhang Daoling back to his place and asked Zhang Yao and them to bring a dragon bar and block it outside the house, so that those ghost soldiers couldn't enter the house if they found it.

"What's the use of this dragon bar? It's just a pole to carry a coffin? Zhang Daoling asked me with curiosity on his face.

I told him in a serious tone, "The pole that carries the coffin carries the dead up the mountain, has the effect of connecting yin and yang, this pole is also called the dragon bar, blessed by the gods, those ghost soldiers are yin things, they are very afraid of the power of the dragon bar, and the lonely souls and wild ghosts around this place will also come to snatch it when they see your body staying here, and only the dragon bar can resist them." ”

I set up a gossip formation with a red rope on the ground, and then took Zhang Daoling into the formation. I said, "There is a kind of magic in Taoism called iQue, which derives a kind of yin-walking technique from igua, and I will extract your soul in a while, leaving only a body here, before Zhang Yao told me that you are also using yin-walking technique, and as a result, you lost this soul, mainly because the yin-walking technique you learned is actually fugue, not the real yin-walking technique, and then I will teach you the correct way to walk yin." ”

Zhang Daoling nodded happily and agreed, "Thank you, immortals!" ”

"Sit down with your heart facing up. I said lightly.

Zhang Daoling hurriedly sat cross-legged according to my request, and I took a wad of yin and yang paper money and incense candles and handed it to Zhang Yao, "If there are lonely souls and wild ghosts who come to rob the body, you can scatter paper money on them, don't lose too much at a time, and extend the time a little bit." If the Yin soldiers come, they light incense and candles, people eat, ghosts smell incense, and they like these things. ”

Zhang Yao blinked, nodded with an ignorant face, and said, "Well, okay." ”

I followed Zhang Daoling into this gossip array, "I'll chant the mantra for a while, and you follow me to chant it." ”

"Good!" Zhang Daoling hurriedly responded.

I immediately began to pinch the seal with both hands, and then said: "Burn incense and worship the fight, the yin and the underworld, the light is now, respect my order, open the ghost door, order!" ”

Zhang Daoling also read it to me, he looks like a person, he is worthy of being a person with a Taoist root, he can understand it at one point, and he will soon be able to learn it without a teacher.

After reciting the incantation, Zhang Daoling looked at me with curiosity on his face, "What should I do next?" ”

I smiled, "You stand up and try." ”

Zhang Daoling sighed, and hurriedly stood up, at that moment, his whole person was stunned, he watched himself peel off from his body, "Last time I used a spell, I couldn't see it clearly like this, the fairy is really powerful!" ”

I took Zhang Daoling and walked outside, all the way in the direction of the City God Temple.

Coming to the front of the City God Temple, Zhang Daoling was stunned, "This is just a temple dedicated to the City God, can you find the City God?" ”

I smiled and didn't say anything, just carried him straight inside.

It was pitch black, but after a while, there was a light.

I took Zhang Daoling straight towards the City God Temple, in the boxy hall, there is a red copy directly above the hall, behind the copywriter sits a red-robed man with a single eyebrow, and there is a ghost holding a pen on each side of the red-robed man.

I looked at this person coldly, "You are the local Chenghuang?" ”

The red-robed man looked at me with raised eyebrows and said, "What a bold man! Dare to call the deity by name, who are you, dare to be so presumptuous! ”

I looked at him extremely speechlessly, it seems that for thousands of years, the city god has been a virtue, which is really speechless.

Seeing the situation, the pen-holding ghost beside the city god immediately scolded angrily, "When you see the city god, don't kneel yet!" ”

I glared at him fiercely, "Kneel with a hammer and kneel!" Are you harassing the people all day long? There are rules in the underworld, and there are rules in the yang, and you play like this, I'm afraid it's not in accordance with the rules, right? ”

Lord Chenghuang narrowed his eyes slightly, looked directly at Zhang Daoling beside me, and his eyes suddenly gathered, "It turned out to be you!" Zhang Daoling! You are so bold, you dare to refuse my kindness many times, this is called a lesson for you, you dare to find a helper to come to me and shout! ”

After all, Zhang Daoling was seeing Chenghuang for the first time, and he was a little nervous.

I hurriedly said, "Heh, it's really shameless, even if you are a broken temple, you dare to let Zhang Daoling come, if you take out the position of the Northern Emperor in exchange, it will be almost the same!" ”

This city god was so angry that his eyes were red, and he pointed to his nose and scolded, "Presumptuous! Insulted my Yin Si Emperor! How dare you be so bold! I'm going to use this soul hook pen to take you down! ”

As soon as the words fell, the city god took out the list of towns and villages next to him, "Report your name!" ”

Seeing his menacing appearance, I replied cooperatively, "The surname is Cao and the name is Nima." ”

"Cao Nyima? There's no such person in this booklet, strange, you, what the hell is your name! Lord Chenghuang looked at me speechlessly and said.

"I said, my name is Cao Nima, I am a heavenly immortal, naturally not in your book." I smiled and said with a smug face. 、

Lord Chenghuang frowned, and he was furious, "What a bold man, he dares to tease this official!" Look at the official and don't want you to look good! ”

As soon as the words fell, the city god waved his hand hard, and the Yin soldiers who were originally standing on both sides rushed towards me.

The moment these Yin soldiers rushed in, I scolded angrily, "Whoever dares to step forward, I will kill whoever comes!" ”

Grandpa said that momentum is even more powerful than spells.

Because the momentum penetrates the hearts of the people, it invisibly breaks the consciousness of the other party.

These Yin soldiers trembled, and they were really startled by me, and suddenly stopped.

Seeing it in his eyes, Lord Chenghuang scolded angrily at that time, "Waste! Rubbish! Give it all to me! ”

I didn't wait for these Yin soldiers to step forward at all, I jumped directly and came directly to the front of the City God, the two pen-holding Yin Spirits beside him subconsciously rushed over, I reached out and grabbed one with one hand, and smashed it to the ground.