Chapter 34: My House Is Not a Bird, It's a Tree
Alpha Ji has become a fan girl so much that everything else is out of sight.
I didn't notice that I was actually in an invisible state, and theoretically only Ye Chao could see it......
didn't even notice that Xu Tiange faced the same arrogant big orange; The turtle that can roll especially comes to pick up the square; The owner of the flightless parrot is Guan Junyuan; And the giant python with the thickness of the bucket belongs to Yao Dexian, the head of the community......
Basically, every household in Jiangcheng has even more than one pet.
When I returned from the internship, the adults had something to do and didn't have time to greet them, so I sent my pets. And these pets are also obviously more powerful and spiritual than the animals before the natural disaster, in addition to not being able to speak, all of them have the IQ of a child of several years old.
Well, there are also people who can speak, and once they open their mouths, they are quite noisy, such as ......
"Tube, your bald head is shining again!"
"How many times have I told you, this can't work. The monk is bald, you won't be able to find a partner like this......"
"You can't just not find a partner for the sake of higher output, right?"
"Although it's the end of the world now, strength is more important, but the appearance is not outdated at any time!" The cockatoo narcissistically stroked a few pinches of feathers on its head, "Look at the bird, I ...... it"
The dragon roared and the tiger roared, the turtle roared and the bird roared, Alpha Ji was ignorant, confused, and Ye Chao together, mainly with Rolling Rolling, asked for leave with the teacher and left the team, passed through a layer of old and abandoned streets in Xiacheng District, and unconsciously came to a jungle - the jungle inside Jiangcheng.
Along the way, screaming and trembling softened and ascended to heaven, almost Shi Lezhi's Alpha Ji said a relatively normal sentence: "Roll, roll, speaking of which, I don't know your name yet?" ”
", what's it called if it's not called rolling?" Ye Chao wondered.
"Uh-huh!" Roll nodded.
It's not as talkative as cockatoos, but uh-huh, bleating, squeaking, scumbag, watery...... This kind of sound can be made.
Before the hyper-evolution, rolling could produce thirteen different sounds, and if it was doubled, twenty-six English letters would be enough, and you could create your own language.
"Go, Go!" Alpha Ji Grumpy: What's the difference between you and a dog barking and a cat barking Mimi? Can you be a little more careful?
【Ye Super Favorability-44】
"It's either Brother Wu En roll, or it's rolling." Ye Chao was upright and didn't recognize Alpha Ji's irritability at all.
○| ̄|_……
Alpha Ji didn't want to talk to Ye Chao anymore, and threw ninety-nine dogs to him.
It's a meme, but Alpha Ji can now make it real, or at least look like it.
Unexpectedly, this aroused the interest of the rolling, and Alpha Ji threw one, and it pounced on one.
At first, you may think that Alpha Ji is beating Ye Chao, and she screams "Wang", which is an angry voice. Later, it was found that these dogs were not lethal, so it became a game of panda dog fighting...... I saw it jumping up and down and jumping lively, and the agile one was like two ha.
So in a blink of an eye, Alpha Ji also forgot his original intention, turned white in the east, west, north and south, threw the dog out of the flower, and even took Ye Chao's favorability to break through the -1300 mark again and continue to advance towards 0 with difficulty.
[Rolling Friendship +33]
【Ye Chao's Favorability +16】
[Rolling Friendship +23]
【Ye Chao's Favorability +11】
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Laughter and laughter, Ji called Xiong howl, and the group entered the urban jungle, which was obviously shorter and sparser than the wild.
At first, Alpha Ji thought that Ye Chao was going to the toilet, and began to think about how he should stand, but slowly realized that something was wrong.
The lights in this jungle are much brighter than those in the streets, both in number and power, and the colors are very varied, like a colorful Milky Way.
Under the lights, the lush jungle is covered with a hazy and magical color, just like the dazzling night scene of the metropolis before the natural disaster.
But...... Compared to the fruit on the trees here, this bit of color is not magical at all.
"Sausage, this is a sausage, right?" For a moment, Alpha Ji even forgot to roll, flying up and down, left and right, back and forth around the fruit that he thought was a cucumber at first. It looks like a sausage, smells like a sausage, and if it's the right size, she's definitely going to try it out.
The baobab tree bears bread, it's just a bit like bread, and it's a sausage!
Although the lighting is dim, you can clearly see the big words "sweet corn sausage" and the trademark of Shuanghui on the casing.
"Well, yes, that's sausage." Ye Chao confirmed Alpha Ji's guess.
And not just sausages?!
Have you ever seen a tree with long biscuits? Have you ever seen a chocolate tree? Have you ever seen a tree with long noodles? It's also a fucking instant noodle that knocks around the corner!
Compare tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, eggplants, and bok choy...... A whole vegetable garden grows on the same tree, that's not a problem, it's completely basic.
It's really a basic operation!
If you see long steak chicken wings, long copper ingots, long gear tongs, long screws and nuts, long wooden board white paper, and even a tree that grows crystal clear like a jewel......
That is absolutely a silicon crystal, others may not be able to tell the difference, and Alpha Ji, a member of the supercomputing project team, will never admit his mistake.
"I'm knocking! What is this? Alpha Ji only felt that his worldview was enough to circle the earth eighteen times.
However, an even more terrifying answer awaits her.
"This is my dad." Ye Chao replied, pointing to the tree with screws and nuts, wooden boards, white paper, and silicon crystals.
Take a closer look, there is indeed a sign on the tree, "Ye Shulou, 2007~, Jiangcheng people......"
"Oh, this is your father's grave." Alpha Ji suddenly clapped her hands and saluted this strange tombstone.
"Papa" rolls like a model, and also slaps the bear's paws to salute.
"It's not my dad's grave, this tree is my dad." Ye Chao clarified, "Didn't I tell you, my family is not a bird, but actually a tree." ”
Alpha Ji: Σ (っ°Д°; )っ
Is your terrier here?
She thought that she had hallucinated or misunderstood what Ye Chao meant, and there were other explanations for these words, but after thinking about it, she couldn't split this fork between life and death. Ye Chao vaguely seemed to be serious......
"Click", the sound of cracking came, like an avalanche.
Alpha Ji's worldview finally shattered without turning around......