Chapter 18: Two Coffins
I knew that Wenbao must have made some major discovery, and he had come to me to discuss things.
Sure enough, as soon as the two of us left the door of our house, Wen Bao couldn't wait to shout out, "I saw my father enter that wing room just now!" ”
"What? Run, then. I reacted to what Wen Bao meant, and pulled Wen Bao and ran quickly towards their yard.
The lock on the wing door was opened and hung diagonally on the doorknob, but the door was still shut.
"Hide up and see what's in this room?" I whispered to Wen Bao and hid in a pile of firewood and grass next to the yard.
It was already dark, and the courtyard was very silent, and there was no sound at all.
"Did you think that woman would come out with my dad in a moment?" Wen Bao asked in a low voice.
"I don't know!" I lowered my voice and said, "Don't speak, if you can't get out, it means that there is indeed a woman living in your room." ”
"It's really strange, you said that you have lived in such a room for many years, so you can't have white hair?" Wen Bao muttered: "If my dad wants to marry me a stepmother, then just tell me, why are you so sneaky and ruining people." ”
"Damn! I really didn't see it, your heart is really big enough. I teased: "Your father went behind your back to find a woman outside, and you are quite supportive." ”
"What, it's distressing? If you feel distressed, we will go out now, tell your father, and get the woman out of this dark room! ”
"Now you kneel and kowtow to the woman, and call Mom three times in a row, and this matter will be over! It also saves me from lying on your stomach here with you. ”
"It's not... Do you take revenge on me? Wen Bao muttered: "My mother died early, I was young at that time, and I don't remember what my mother looked like." ”
"So I always think that one day, my father will find me a mother, even if it's a stepmother!"
"That's it!" Looking at Wen Bao's unproductive appearance, I said, "You can take a good look at it later, if you recognize this stepmother, I will go and tell your father." ”
While he was talking, the door of the wing room "squeaked!" With a bang, it was slowly pushed outward.
A woman in a long skirt walked out with a cloak, to be exact, popping out!
Because the sky was dark, I couldn't see the woman's face, and I looked at the thin evil back.
Jumping forward and walking, his head still swaying from side to side from time to time, as if he couldn't hold it down.
"Do you see clearly, Changjun?" Wen Bao leaned next to my ear and asked, "Why can't I see clearly?" But it's good to look at this waist. ”
"I don't know, I don't see the face either." I muttered, "But it's really good!" But it always feels like something is wrong, weird. ”
The woman jumped forward silently, followed by Uncle Yan and walked out of the house.
"Coffin master! Tell me why this woman can't walk down the aisle? Why are you still jumping around? But she jumped a little strangely, and she didn't make a sound at all. ”
Wen Bao chirped quietly: "Isn't it too thin, so there will be no sound when you jump up?" ”
Listening to Wenbao's words, I knew something was wrong!
Jumping up and down, the zombie movies he had seen flashed in his mind, and then he looked at the woman jumping in front of him, who was full of cleverness, and reached out to cover Wenbao's mouth.
Oh my god! This Uncle Yan can't raise a zombie woman, right? If this is discovered, then the lives of the two of us will be explained here today!
lowered his head and didn't dare to look at it again, pressing Wenbao with his thighs, suggesting that he was honestly lying on his stomach and not moving.
No matter how stupid this Wenbao was, he also sensed that something was wrong with me, and honestly lay there and didn't dare to move.
The two of us have been lying quietly like this, not even daring to breathe.
I don't know how much time passed, but I heard the sound of the door closing and locking, and the sound of Uncle Yan returning to the house.
Only then did I let go of Wenbao, wiped the sweat from my forehead, and lay on my back in the pile of firewood and grass, feeling exhausted!
Wen Bao also lay down on his back and asked, "Young Master Coffin, why did you press me and not let me move just now?" ”
"Fuck you! It's all a good thing your dad did, I don't want to you, and the two of us will burp and see Hades tonight! I scolded angrily.
No, I can't lie here, I picked up Wenbao and stood up with a thunderbolt and ran home.
Ran back to my room in one breath, panting and thinking about it more and more, and scolded hatefully: "Do you know what the woman we just saw jumping up and down is? ”
Looking at Wen Bao, who was still confused, I kicked him hard and scolded: "A stupid x born by a barbarian mother, your father has raised zombie women for so many years, and it is a miracle that your kid can still live until now, and he is still!" ”
After listening to my words, Wenbao didn't seem to react for a while, and still looked at me idiotically.
I stretched out my finger and pointed at him, bothering to pay attention to his stupid appearance, and pulled the quilt over to sleep.
When I woke up the next morning, I found Wen Bao still sitting there in a daze, his eyes were red, and his mouth was muttering: "You raise ghosts, I raise zombies!" ”
I touched my head and remembered that I had talked a little too much last night!
hurriedly pulled Wen Bao over and comforted: "Okay, I think there is a reason why your father raised zombies, and he didn't hurt you, maybe he was afraid that you would be afraid, so he didn't dare to tell you." ”
"Young Master Coffin, do you think we will be mistaken? The zombie in the movie was jumping with her arms stretched, but the woman last night didn't stretch her arms? Wenbao said aggrievedly.
Listening to Wen Bao say this, it's really like that! Could it be that I guessed wrong, the woman last night really didn't stretch her arms.
"Well, this matter will be overturned for the time being." I said, "But no matter what, it's not normal for a woman to be locked in a room like that every day. ”
"No, I'll have to go back and talk to my dad." Wenbao turned around and was about to leave.
"You come back to me." I jumped down**, grabbed Wenbao back and pressed it on** and said, "Look at your stupidity!" What if that woman is really a zombie, what if your father kills you for him? ”
"Don't forget, just like last time, if it weren't for that big steamed bun, I would have suffered so much!"
"Speaking of which, I remember, I ask you, the last time I was thrown into that wooden coffin for so long, you woke up alive and kicking, and my father came back well."
"You haven't told me yet, how did you wake up? What do you see? ”
Wen Bao shook his head and said, "I don't know, I saw a bewitching woman, and I only had one thought in my heart, that is, to go over and take her down." ”
When I walked to the front, there was still the shadow of a woman, and my eyes were full of white flesh. After that, I didn't know anything, and when I woke up, I was already in my own home. ”
"Then I couldn't find you, and I asked where you were? But no one in your family told me. ”
"Later, it was Xiaoxiao who came to tell me that you were back, and I ran to your house."
"Oh!" It seemed that Wenbao couldn't ask anything here, so I turned around and went out and said, "Let's go, I'll go back to your house with you." ”
As soon as I got out of the house, I found that the atmosphere in our yard was a little wrong.
In the middle of the courtyard, there are two white stubble coffins placed side by side!
"Why are two coffins together, and whose family has two people killed together?" Seeing Xiaoxiao cleaning the yard, I asked.
Because there is a saying about the placement of white stubble coffins, if two white stubble coffins are placed side by side waiting to be colored, it means that they are used by the family at the same time.
"It's the couple who went here the night before to see a doctor and exorcise evil spirits." Xiaoxiao replied lightly.
I was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly laughed out loud and said, "You devils are really funny, obviously you are treating other people's diseases and killing other people's children." ”
"It's only been a day since the queen, and the husband and wife were killed together, and this scene can be regarded as played enough by you! Not only has he earned the reputation of a life-saving benefactor, but he has not delayed the cruel burial! ”
"Enough!" Behind him, a shout from his father came: "Don't talk about the words that are beating, I don't know the depth of things!" ”
I glared back at my dad in disgust, pulled Wenbao and turned around and went back to my room...