Seeing Meng Xin's appearance, the two black-hearted guys stopped communicating and walked straight over.

"The strongest female general of the empire, what are you going to do with her, she is not a good stubble!"

"A good knife, the idea of the jungle is deep-rooted, whoever gives her war will die for whomever she wants, and I use it very easily."

"Beware of being eaten by knives."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of the cold!"

The two talked as they walked, came to Mengxin's side, and just ended the conversation.

The first Meng Xin is a burly inch-headed, dressed in a cyan monk's robe, I don't know if it's a real monk or a fake monk.

The second one was dressed in a white coat, Svenwen wore gold wire glasses, and many professionals wore white coats, but the two Dukes knew at a glance that he was engaged in medical work, and there was no way, he was a doctor before he crossed over, and his temperament was too familiar.

The last cute new shirt + trousers, the face is full of the sacred solemnity of teaching and educating people, handsome is very handsome, but unfortunately a yellow hair affects the temperament.

There are more and more worlds experienced, Duke's life experience is superimposed, and the vision of seeing people is very accurate.

……

The first Meng Xin traveled to the parallel world of the earth, the age was pushed forward, and it was not yet the millennium, and he became a monk very sadly. The good news is that he belongs to the Daifa practice, and the original father and the abbot know each other, and they agreed to take him away from the temple on the day he learns a martial art. The bad news is that on the day Duke crossed over, the original dad...... Hung up!

Duke: "......"

What makes Duke complain the most is that the temple he is in is called Shaolin Temple, which is nothing, but what the hell is Shaolin Temple in East X City, Guangzhou Province?

That's right, it is the well-known city that is famous and uses tourism to promote urban economic construction and cultural development, and was tragically banned because of the fire of the show "Where did Dad go".

There is something wrong with this world!

Because the time traveler did not accept the memory, Duke carefully disguised himself as someone who was okay and began to slowly contact the world. Soon, he discovered countless slots, which seemed normal to the original body, but from the perspective of his traverser, they were extremely nonsensical.

First of all, the abbot of Shaolin Temple is called Mengyiyi, the eighteen bronze people with the highest martial arts in the temple, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, and smoking five poisons, not like a serious monk at all.

Secondly, the pork guy in the vegetable market next door has been repeatedly set up by people because he often orders Guan-style set meals and does not give money. Duke helped the abbot buy pork last time, and saw Ah Qi leave without looking back with a neurotic head, his back was tall and solemn, and he changed his obscenity from the past, it was hard to imagine that a man with this kind of back actually prostituted five overlords every once in a while.

In the end, Chinese football dominated the world, swept the world powers, and won the Hercules Cup! From the beginning of the group stage, the game was 100:0, and only basketball could be scored, and there were six main players in the national team, who were also lay disciples of Shaolin Temple before.

Duke: "......"

Duke entered the door late and failed to see the heroic appearance of the six senior brothers, but fortunately, the senior brothers did not forget their roots, and made money to buy a lot of household appliances for the temple, and also pulled the signal, which can receive the kind of one-person channel. According to the grapevine, the DVD player that the brothers gave to the abbot was mixed with a lot of private goods.

As a result, Duke was very fortunate to see the world-famous 'God of Gamblers' Gao Jin on TV!

On this day, Duke was complaining every day, Ah Xing from the next village went to Hong Kong to join his third uncle, but when he turned around, he saw that his master, the sterilization master, brought Ah Xing over.

"Zhixi, this is Zhichuang, a newly recruited disciple of the teacher, and also your junior brother. As a teacher, I have to go to Boss Wang's house these days to treat his wife, and I really can't get rid of it, so you can take him to familiarize himself with the situation in the temple first. After the sterilization master finished speaking, he roared away, Boss Wang donated a lot of money to the temple, and the abbot spoke, Wang Dashan can't be without a queen, and he must let his wife conceive no matter what.

"Ah Xing, didn't you go to Hong Kong, why did you come back again?"

"Senior brother, you recognize the wrong person, I'm not a star. Let me introduce myself, my name is Stephen Chow, and I came from Hong Kong to learn cooking! ”

Duke: "......"

Well, nonsensical world, don't worry too much about the details.

"Senior brother, tell me honestly, is this a Chinese Culinary Academy?"

"Senior brother, there is no New Oriental here, only the kitchen of Shaolin Temple."

"Damn bald donkey abbot, you dare to lie to me......" Stephen Zhou held his buttocks, his face sad and indignant.

Two days later, Stephen Zhou repeatedly failed to escape, but was beaten by the eighteen bronze men so that he didn't even know his mother, and finally came to his senses, and if he wanted to escape from the Shaolin Temple, he must have a good martial arts, so he turned to Duke to teach him martial arts.

Duke was idle, and Lehehe took him to the Scripture Pavilion.

"Senior brother, our Shaolin Temple is the first martial arts in the world, and the fists and feet, the blades, and the light internal skills are all the best in the world, which one do you want to learn?"

"Whichever Eighteen Bronze People learn, I'll learn!" Stephen Chow was probably beaten out of the shadows.

"Okay, if you have ambition, I like you who are not afraid of death." Duke gave a thumbs up and praised, pointing to the secret books on the rows of bookshelves in the Hidden Scripture Pavilion: "The martial arts of the eighteen bronze people are all here, you can pick one!" ”

Stephen Zhou was overjoyed when he heard this, picked up the cheats and picked them up, and soon his face became greener and greener. The internal strength and mental methods on the bookshelf are [Pure Yang Tongzi Gong], [Golden Body Tongzi Gong], [Tiangang Tongzi Gong], and [Eight Desolations and Liuhe Only Respect Tongzi Gong]......

"Senior brother, is it all a child's work for Mao?"

"What is this saying, why don't we practice children's skills in Shaolin Temple?"

"Makes sense!" Stephen Zhou's face turned greener.

"Okay, junior brother, it's not a problem for you to flip around like this, I recommend a few books for my brother." Duke said as he picked out a cheatbook and handed it over.

【Thirteen Taibao Horizontal Practice of Boy Gong】

Stephen Zhou's eyes were about to fall out, "Senior brother, don't fool me, I've seen Wei Xiaobao, it's obviously the Thirteenth Taibao Horizontal Practicing Golden Bell Jar!" ”

"Then you have to be a child." Duke explained.

"Uh...... Anything else? ”

"How about this [Wudang Jiuyang Tongzi Gong]?" Duke handed over another cheatbook.

"Wait, aren't we from the Shaolin faction, why do we have the cheats of the Wudang faction?"

"Amitabha, junior brother, you must know that the world's martial arts are out of Shaolin!" Duke called out the Buddha's name, and the treasure was solemn.

"I'm rubbing, so shameless?" Stephen Chow muttered quietly.

"Senior brother, be cautious. This is me, the abbot listened, and you have to go to his kang again tonight to have a long talk. ”

"Thank you senior brother for reminding me, thank you for your kindness, I still have ten yuan here, please eat roast chicken at night." Stephen Zhou shuddered when he thought of the obscene face of Master Mengyiyi.

"Senior brother really has Huigen."

Duke took Stephen Zhou to choose more than a dozen cheats, all of which were Tongzigong without exception, and finally Stephen Zhou couldn't stand it anymore, so he interrupted and said, "Senior brother, is there really nothing else except Tongzigong?" For example, [Yijin Sutra], [Pulp Washing Sutra], [Shenzu Sutra] and the like, I can also make do with my junior brother. ”

As he spoke, Stephen Zhou gritted his teeth, took out half a pack of Chinese from his arms and stuffed it into Duke's hand.

"Senior brother, what are you doing, you're embarrassed to be a brother!" Duke took Zhonghua into his arms without a trace, and said with a sad face: "Senior brother, tell me honestly, is there anything unspeakable, why don't you refuse to practice children's skills?" You must know that according to historical records, Xiao Feng, the king of the Southern Courtyard of the Great Liao Kingdom, learned Tongzigong when he was studying art in Shaolin. I didn't deceive you for my brother, it's that Khitan Xiao Feng, I saw a TV series about him on TV two days ago. ”

Stephen was devastated on Monday, and wanted to tell Duke that he was not even a wild history, so he opened his mouth and didn't say anything, so he had to tell the truth: "Senior brother, don't hide it, junior brother, I have been fighting for a long time, and I am no longer a child." Give me Tongzigong, I can't practice it! ”

Duke's face remained unchanged, and he glanced at Stephen Zhou with contempt: "Senior brother, who told you that you must be a child to practice Tongzi Gong?" ”

Stephen Zhou was shocked: "Isn't it? But that's what the books say! ”

"Joke, the book lied to you, don't believe it, go ask the eighteen bronze people, before they entered the temple, they were all good at smoking, drinking, and burning their heads, and the boy's skills were not correct."

Stephen Chow: "......"

"Okay, junior brother, don't get entangled, you can take this [Northern Shadow Boy Gong] to practice, it's simple and easy to use, many novices start with it, absorb heroes all over the world, and finally dominate the universe."

Stephen Chow: "......"

"Oh, yes. There is also this [Mighty King Kong Leg], for my brother to see you collide with this cheats, it must be very suitable for your cultivation, let's take it together! ”

(End of chapter)