As Lu Kang's voice fell.

Everyone present, you look at me, I look at you, and their faces are full of doubt.

I didn't know what the hell he was up to, but he just looked back and forth between Lu Kang and the mage.

Lu Kang didn't speak, just squinted at the mage, and the corners of his mouth flashed with a mocking arc.

"I don't understand what you're saying." The mage's face did not change.

Lin Bo walked over and grabbed Lu Kang's hand, and a hint of murder flashed in his cloudy eyes: "This gentleman, please leave, otherwise don't blame us for being polite." ”

"You're welcome. What a monkey and crown! ”

Lu Kang smiled, shook off his hand heavily, and then walked to the coffin.

In front of everyone, the female corpse inside hugged her.

"Stop him for me!"

The mage's face finally changed at this moment, becoming frightened, flustered, and even trembling.

Regarding Lu Kang's behavior that almost defiled the deceased, Xiao Chu's face turned blue with anger: "Bastard! ”

The two young men on the side hurriedly pounced.

Lu Kang turned a blind eye and put his other hand into the coffin.

Suddenly, a bloody thing was taken out of it, and then thrown on the ground: "Open your eyes for me to see what this is?" ”

"Wow!"

When he saw what he was doing, the crowd that had been quiet just now exploded.

Many people were even frightened and took several steps back, screaming in horror.

The three people on the Taishi's chair were even more shocked and subconsciously stood up.

That's a bloody weasel!

It is about fifty or sixty centimeters long, and its hair is brown and yellow. The head is round, the neck is long, and there is a white ring around the lips.

It's just that at this time, the skin on its body was half stripped and bloody.

The eyes were wide and bloodshot.

Xiao Chu fell to the ground with a pop, his face turned pale: "This ...... Where did this come from? ”

He didn't expect that there would be a yellow skin hidden in the coffin, and it would be crushed by the female corpse.

Even the female ghost surnamed Yan was very surprised.

"Hehe, where did it come from?"

"Then you'll have to ask the archmage you invited to preside over the underworld marriage."

Lu Kang looked at the mage on the side with a smile and said, "Archmage, I'm right, right?" ”

Speaking of this, he also took a special look at Lin Bo: "And you, that layer of skin on your body is too fake." ”

Lin Bo's face changed drastically, and he subconsciously walked to the archmage's side, revealing his anger, and his eyes were full of inquiry.

For a moment, everyone's eyes turned to the mage and Lin Bo.

"Zodiac chief, what's going on?" Xiao was helped up and asked in shock.

Lu Kang sneered, he didn't want to care about these things, but he really couldn't stand someone pretending to be a ghost in front of him.

Catching everyone's eyes, the mage suddenly smiled, smiling very calmly, quite a kind of helplessness because of the success of being pointed out by thousands of people, the laughter fell, he took a deep breath of cold air, and said with a smile: "Yes, I put it in!" ”

Hearing this, there was an uproar in the crowd.

"Mage, I, Xiao Zhiyuan, ask myself if I am not thin on you, why are you doing this?" Xiao's face was extremely ugly.

Lu Kang looked at the mage with interest, in fact, he was also curious.

"Treat me to me?"

The mage burst into tears as if he had heard something funny.

Followed by. The smile on his face suddenly stopped, and he pointed at Xiao and asked, "Xiao Zhiyuan, let me ask you, was your dog meat hot pot in Fengyang Village last month delicious?" ”

"What does this have to do with the dog meat hot pot I ate?" Xiao said in a deep voice.

The mage sneered and said, "Let me ask you again, didn't you think that the taste of that dog meat hot pot was a little different at that time?" ”

"You...... How do you know? Xiao's face changed suddenly.

He doesn't have any bad habits, but he likes to eat dog meat.

As the so-called dog meat rolls three times, the gods can't stand steadily.

Last month, at the invitation of a friend, he went to Fengyang Village for a sightseeing tour, and on the night of his stay, his friend took him to a farmhouse for dinner. The dog meat hot pot he ordered that night was served, and when the dish was served, he just tasted it and noticed that something was wrong.

Authentic dog meat is not tough at all, even the skin is crispy, and it is very fragrant.

But the dog meat he ate that night was very fishy, not to mention the fishy smell, he couldn't chew it at all, and he wouldn't do it as the owner of the farmhouse. After a quick two-bite meal, I stopped my chopsticks.

And he had never mentioned this matter to anyone, but he didn't expect the mage he invited to know.

The mage wept and wept: "Because you are eating my little seven people, they were caught by the owner of the local farmhouse when they crossed the adult pass, and then named it as dog meat and sold it to passing tourists to enjoy, for which our clan was almost wiped out." ”

"Xiao Zhiyuan, tell me yourself, should this blood feud be counted on your head!" Lin Bo on the side had a look of resentment on his face.

Xiao Chu looked at Lin Bo, the housekeeper, in extreme shock: "Lin Bo, you ......"

Lin Bo raised his eyes to look at Lu Kang and sneered: "I really let this little brother say right, I am indeed not Lin Bo." ”

As soon as the words fell.

I saw that he took off all his clothes, then put his hand on the top of his head and pulled it down hard.

A thin layer of human skin was brought down.

Instead, it is a white-haired weasel, standing on both feet with its front paws raised in mid-air.

"Xiao Zhiyuan, look at me again!" The white-haired weasel spouts.

Xiao took several steps backwards in a row, and finally sat on the ground. His expression was terrified, and he muttered: "Youkai, youkai......"

At the same time, the mage beside the white-haired weasel also shed his human skin. It became a taller weasel, but its fur was not white, it was still brownish-yellow.

Not only Xiao, but everyone present was frightened. Crying, screaming intertwined.

The three on the Taishi's chair retreated far away under the protection of the bodyguards.

is obviously a big living person, but in the blink of an eye, he has become a weasel, and he can still speak, how not to frighten them.

Everyone scrambled to run out, but the door was slammed shut at that moment, and even the curtain of the window was slowly pulled down, as if a pair of invisible hands were manipulating.

relative to them. As far as Lu Kang and the female ghost surnamed Yan are concerned, they are more calm.

The female ghost surnamed Yan is a ghost herself, and her inner defense line is quite strong, as for Lu Kang, he himself is a zombie, a ghost, a yin, and a yin god has seen it several times, so he is not very surprised.

However, he didn't expect that a secret marriage would lead to the incident of revenge by the yellow skin.

The white-haired weasel held the bloody weasel on the ground in his hand, walked to Xiao on the ground step by step, and said as he walked: "Xiao Zhiyuan, do you know who this is?" It is the little nine of my family, the youngest one, and the most spiritual one, if it weren't for being hunted and preyed on by you humans, maybe it would have passed the second of the three levels and eight difficulties at this moment. ”

Lu Kang was silent.

When he was a child, he heard the elders in his family say that everything has a spirit. Especially the mountain spirits and monsters that live in the depths of the mountains.

For example, weasels, foxes and the like, with a certain path of practice, need to go through some calamities to achieve positive results, and the specific calamities are also called three levels and eight tribulations. They are the children's pass, the adult pass, the carriage and horse pass, and the life and death pass. Finally, there is the Tianguan.

Tongzi Pass is the level of ignorant children, they will fight as soon as they see snakes, rats, hedgehogs, weasels, etc., and they will not die, although they are scarred, they can be regarded as passing.

But they may not be able to survive, because at this time their physical strength is the weakest, and it is difficult to face the hunting of natural enemies, so it is difficult to pass the pass, and sometimes there is more than one difficulty.

As for the second adult pass. It is said that the spirits will imitate the words and deeds of humans when crossing the pass, for example, when you are on a night road, you meet a weasel wearing a flower hat and learning to walk. The other person will ask you if it looks like a human being.

Experienced old people will say like, so that the other party is considered to have passed the adult level, which is equivalent to a kind of criticism. If you meet an ignorant person who not only doesn't say it, but also ridicules it, then its adult level will fail, and all efforts will be in vain.

In the face of the white-haired weasel's approach, Xiao had no way to retreat, and he trembled.

If this continues, everyone in this room will go crazy, and Xiao will die on the spot.

Seeing this, Lu Kang stood up and couldn't bear to say: "Two great immortals, first, Xiao didn't kill your juniors, and second, even if he accidentally ate their meat, he didn't know, you shouldn't count all the hatred on his head." ”

"Besides, even if that's the case, why do you want to put on the makeup of an adult to help him have a secret marriage?"

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