Chapter 002: WeChat from the underworld
Is it tolerable or unbearable!!
When Ma Zhen watched a romantic action movie, he had also seen such a plot.
At that time, he also sprayed wildly that there would never be such a shameless slut in reality.
But now, he felt his ignorance.
"Death to Lao Tzu!"
Ma Zhen couldn't bear such humiliation anymore.
The bouquet of red roses in his hand was thrown at the pair of dogs and men, and the whole person also rushed forward with angry steps.
"Huh? How dare you do it? Lan Lan, didn't you say he was a wreck? Hehe, but it doesn't matter, I'll beat him to a pulp right away! ”
"Poof!"
"Ahh Bastard, you ......"
"What are you? Nest waste is nest waste!! ”
Looking at the bouquet of red roses that were thrown towards him quickly, Ming Shao immediately pulled it out.
With a flick and a kick, he kicked the angry Ma Zhen to the ground.
Then before Ma Zhen could stand up, Ming Shao was already standing in front of Ma Zhen condescendingly.
"Ming Shao, Ming Shao, are you okay? Ah, your hands are bleeding! ”
Just when Ma Zhen wanted to fight back, Chen Lan, who was lying on the bed, actually exclaimed.
It turned out that when Ming Shao opened the rose just now, he was stabbed in the hand by the rose.
Any anger disappeared with Chen Lan's words.
Chen Lan and Ma Zhen have been dating for three years so far.
When they were on the university campus, Ma Zhen and Chen Lan, who were from poor families, occasionally went out to eat a roadside stall and would be excited for a night.
Once, Ma Zhen also asked Chen Lan if she would rather sit on the bicycle and laugh, or sit on the BMW and cry.
At that time, Chen Lan replied to Ma Zhen that as long as she was with him, she would smile brightly even if it was a bicycle or a BMW.
Unexpectedly, the two had just graduated.
In the face of this realistic society, Chen Lan, who said that she would stay with her for the rest of her life, was defeated by money so quickly.
Seeing Chen Lan kneeling naked in front of Ming Shao, helping Ming Shao's hand stop the bleeding with his mouth, Ma Zhen roared like crying blood: "Chen Lan, you slut, you said that no matter if I ride a bicycle or drive a BMW, you will never leave me!" ”
"That's because BMW isn't good enough, if you have a Rolls-Royce, I'm willing to give you a cloak in the car!" Chen Lan glanced at Ma Zhen with disdain, and continued to put her mouth on Ming Shao's hand.
"Money, heh, after all, it's still money!" With a heart like ashes, Ma Zhen got up silently and walked out of the rental house.
At this time, Ma Zhen also vaguely heard Chen Lan accusing Ma Zhen of buying roses at a cheap price, and not even repairing the thorns, causing Ming Shao to be pricked by roses and bleed.
"Ahh
"You stinky god, why did you do this to me!"
As soon as he walked out of the rental house, Ma Zhenshi couldn't hold back his anger and roared hysterically.
When the pedestrians on the road saw Ma Zhen's appearance, they stopped and glanced at it, and then they shook their heads and sighed.
"Dingding......
Suddenly, Ma Zhen's mobile phone received 3 WeChat messages in a row.
But at this time, Ma Zhen hadn't slowed down yet, and he didn't want to watch it at all.
With no money and no money, and he was humiliated again and again, Ma Zhen had no strength in his body.
"Dingding......
Damn!
Who the hell is it?
Do you need to send me WeChat so often?
Could it be that Chen Lan sent me an apology on WeChat?
No, no, no, no way!
This slut must be as far away from me as possible now, how can he still send me WeChat?
With a sigh, Ma Zhen finally took out his mobile phone in his trouser pocket.
Six WeChats, one of which is two words sent by Zheng Jun, a dead friend, - borrow money.
The two grew up in the countryside together, and Ma Zhen also knew Zheng Jun's personality very well, and something big must have happened, so he was forced to borrow money from himself.
"I've got three thousand dollars here, and I'll leave two hundred dollars for dinner."
It was very direct, and without waiting for Zheng Jun's reply, Ma Zhen transferred the money.
At this time, Ma Zhen's bank card balances were cleared, and only more than 200 yuan of his wallet remained.
After the account was transferred, Ma Zhen clicked on the remaining five WeChat messages at random.
As soon as he saw that it was all from the neuropathy called Niu Tou, he was suddenly a little speechless.
This goods, it shouldn't be dependent on me, right?
Also, such a neurotic person, I'm so bored.
"Brother, how are you thinking about it?"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry up and reply to me!"
"Haven't you heard of the name of my bullhead? Anyway, I'm also a celebrity, am I shameless? ”
"Stygian coins, stygian coins! Before 12 o'clock tonight at the latest, if you don't burn it to me, then I'll be in big trouble! ”
"Shall I beg you? It's been a year, almost a year, and you've added my friend alone, it's all fate, as long as you help me, he will be rewarded in the future! ”
After reading these five WeChats, Ma Zhen suddenly felt a cold feeling again.
Now, but at noon, the sun is so fierce, this feeling, Ma Zhen feels quite wrong!
"Don't pretend to be a ghost, are you a patient in that mental hospital?"
Ma Zhen's ghost actually tried to send a WeChat message to the past.
Just as Ma Zhen finished sending his hair and wanted to stuff his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, he didn't expect the reply speed over there to be quite powerful.
"What neurological hospital? I'm the head of the bull, the head of the bull, the famous head of the bull! Haven't you heard of my name? Don't tell me you're a schoolboy? ”
"Forget it, you say you are, that's it! What do you want Stygian for? ”
"Judge Cui's third aunt's cousin's birthday, now the ghosts in the underworld are desperately collecting treasures to make birthday gifts, trying to please the ghost sister, I look so handsome, the congenital conditions have been victorious, if there is another gift, maybe I can marry the ghost sister and get in touch with Judge Cui!"
I'll go?
What's going on?
It can't be true, right?
Is the underworld so modern now?
Not only can you tell jokes, but also use WeChat?
It's just-
The great fallacy of the world!!
Today's things are really a bit much, and no matter how strong Ma Zhen's heart is, he can't stand it.
Now, he sat on a chair on the side of the road, re-read the chat history with Niu Tou several times, and asked, "The Stygian Coin is fine, but what good am I?" ”
Or the quick reply as always: "Benefits? What benefits do you want? ”
"Money!"
Without thinking about it at all, Ma Zhen replied with the word money.
Today, he suffered a big loss of no money.
"Hahaha, no problem!"
"But you have to burn the underworld coin for me first, you people in the yang world are the best at deceiving people, I have to guard against it!"
"Okay! I'll burn it to you now! Wait! Seeing Niu Tou's reply, Ma Zhen was silent for a few seconds, gritted his teeth and replied.
Regardless of whether it is true or not, it is not worth a few dollars anyway.
If he was really deceived, Ma Zhen would have given the pair of dog men and women a follower in advance!
As soon as he thought of this, Ma Zhen was motivated!
Running out of this dilapidated community quickly, with his impression, Ma Zhen came to the paper shop at the intersection and took out the only two hundred yuan on his body.
After thinking about it for a while, I finally bought all the gold ingots.
was kicked out of the company by Manager Zhao today, and Ma Zhen didn't plan to return to the company in the afternoon.
I found an open space and made an iron bucket.
Ma Zhen poured the gold ingots he bought into it, and silently recited the address provided to him by the bull head in his heart.
"......"
The gold ingots of the iron bucket were ignited, and after Ma Zhen stirred it with a wooden stick a few times, he edited WeChat and sent it over: "Niu Tou, are you dead?" Come out and collect ingots! ”
Niu Tou, who had just been returning in seconds, waited for nearly 10 minutes this time and didn't reply to Ma Zhen, which made Ma Zhen a little embarrassed.
"Damn! Sure enough, I was deceived, this time it was miserable, and the change on my body could only last for a few more days at most. ”
After scolding, Ma Zhen, who felt that he had been deceived, got up and prepared to leave.
"Ding!"
"666, brother, you can! This pile of ingots, it takes the carriage to pull it, hahaha, do you want money? Give me a number, and I'll send it to you right away! ”
it?
Seemingly...... It's kind of true......
Ma Zhen was covered with cold sweat on his forehead, but after being silent for a while, he suddenly gritted his teeth and replied: "Money can be earned at any time, now I have changed my mind, aren't you a bull head?" Can you help me with something? ”
"Uh...... It depends, but you can tell me about it. ”
"My girlfriend, no, it's my ex-girlfriend, she just betrayed me and ...... with a slut named Ming Shao"
"Okay! I understand, little meaning, I hate taking a wife the most, I'll help you do it after nightfall! ”
Ma Zhen was still editing WeChat at this time, but he didn't expect Niu Tou to reply to himself.
This time, Ma Zhen felt that he was dreaming.
"How do you know what I'm thinking? I can understand this face-to-face, but I'm using my phone now, you're ...... It's too powerful, isn't it? ”
"Hahaha, except for not being able to control people's thoughts and actions, everything else is trivial. This is a trivial matter, I can't ask you for gold ingots in vain, you can accept this little money, right? ”
"Money? Where? How do you give it to me? ”
Ma Zhen replied for a while, but the bull head didn't reply.
Just when Ma Zhen thought that he had been tricked again, Niu Tou actually sent a picture.
A picture of a stack of Huaxia coins!
"What is this? That's what the bull head said to give me money? That's too much of a bully! ”
Ma Zhen almost laughed angrily at Niu Tou, but he didn't expect that as soon as he finished scolding, something strange happened.
I feel like there's something more in my hands.
Look at the stack of Huaxia coins that came out of thin air.
Ma Zhen almost peed in fright......