Fighting Landlord (2)
At this time, Lin Feng's heart was already happy. "This kind of card, hanging orders can drop crazy you!" Lin Feng thought to himself.
Seeing Lin Feng smiling so happily, although there were thousands of unhappy people in their hearts, they were helpless.
You can't be fooled, can you? How humiliating is that? Besides, there are so many people watching it, and they can't afford to hurt it!
The two of them saw Lin Feng pursing his lips and snickering from time to time, and suddenly stared at Lin Feng with black lines on their faces.
Seeing this, Lin Feng immediately put away his smile and looked at the cards in his hand seriously.
Lin Feng once again took the lead in playing cards, and this time, Lin Feng changed his strategy and changed his method of playing cards.
Lin Feng is not playing cards step by step, because the cards are a little neat, and Lin Feng is ready to give them a spring.
Lin Feng took the lead in getting out of the plane and escaped with eight cards.
Seeing that there were no cards in his hand that could be bigger than the family, the four princes immediately shook their heads and said, "I can't afford it!"
Seeing this, the second prince Li Yuncheng also shook his head helplessly and said, "I can't afford it!"
Immediately, Lin Feng made another straight, from ten to A, five cards.
It has been smoothed to the top, except for *, there are no cards that can be managed. The two shook their heads again and said, "Don't!"
Immediately, Lin Feng came out with four twos and a small *.
Lin Feng shook his head for the third time and smiled slightly. Immediately, the two kings were released.
Lin Feng only had one card left, and then smiled slightly: "I only have one card left, you guys be careful!"
The two of them were a little crying and laughing, knowing that this game would definitely be lost. Immediately, the two threw down the cards in their hands and said, "We surrender!"
Lin Feng smiled slightly, looking like a villain. Then he cleaned up the cards on the ground and shuffled them.
The two shook their heads helplessly, then picked up the flask again and drank it.
Just as the two of them were drinking happily, Lin Feng smiled slightly and said, "Spring doubles!"
After listening to Lin Feng's words, the two of them suddenly squirted out a mouthful of wine, spraying Lin Feng's face full of wine.
If it wasn't tightened at once, it would make Lin Feng disgusting. Quickly took out a handkerchief and wiped the wine on his face.
The two of them looked apologetic, smiled at Lin Feng, and then began to drink again.
At this time, the second prince Li Yuncheng and the biological mother of the fourth prince* saw this and glanced at each other.
The two of them came to His Majesty's side at the same time, saluted His Majesty and said, "Your Majesty, can you please ask Your Majesty to come forward and stop it?"
His Majesty turned his head to look at the two of them, and then nodded.
"Xuan'er, let them all stop, drinking too much wine is not good for your body after all!" His Majesty glanced at Lin Feng and said.
Lin Feng turned his head to look at His Majesty, and then said to the two: "* Double it too!"
Immediately, Lin Feng stood up and came to His Majesty. Lin Feng saluted and said, "Father, the courtiers and daughters-in-law feel that if they are willing to gamble, they must admit defeat, otherwise they don't have to participate!"
What do you know? I'm trying to teach them how to be a person and how to do things. Can you please not disturb me?
His Majesty nodded, feeling that what Lin Feng said made sense. Then he said: "What you said is not unreasonable, but after all, greed hurts your body."
His Majesty glanced at the two people who were drinking, paused and said: "I only see that it is better to be like this, this wine, owe it first, and then pay it back later!" Xuan'er, what do you think? ”
I knew you were all in this together! They all bully me as an outsider! Don't you just see that I am the daughter of Shangshu, not as precious as your son? What's the big deal!
"Since my father and emperor have said so, then the daughter-in-law is better to be respectful than to obey her fate!" Lin Feng smiled slightly, saluted and said.
His Majesty nodded and motioned for Lin Feng to be exempt. Lin Feng stood up, turned around and came to the two of them and said, "Stop, and pay back the wine you owe later!"
The two were relieved and immediately stopped drinking. At this time, the two of them had already eaten two pots of wine each.
The two of them hiccuped, then stood up and ran to the other side of the boat.
The two of them drank too much alcohol and began to want to run to the toilet. Because this is on a boat, there is no toilet, so you can only go to the other side of the boat.
After a while, the two walked back. He staggered to the deck and sat down on the deck.
"Second brother, fourth brother, are you okay? Can you continue to play? Lin Feng smiled slightly.
The two sat on the deck, waved their hands and said, "Don't play, don't play!" We brothers couldn't drink it anymore. ”
"Next time, we will continue to fight the landlord!" The second prince waved his hand again and said.
At this time, the two of them had already drunk three pots of wine each, and if they were drinking, they would have to be drunk and unconscious!
Who is Lin Feng? That's an old fritter that has been on the wine table for a long time, how could the two of them have played with Lin Feng?
Lin Feng shook his head helplessly, turned around and prepared to return to the prince's side.
At this time, His Majesty, who was standing on the side, spoke: "Xuan'er, I thought your game was also very interesting, but I would like to give it a try!"
What's what? What did you say? Do you want to play too? That's not going to work! If you get too drunk, then I won't be disrespectful!
At this time, the prince walked over and whispered in Lin Feng's ear: "I also think it's a little interesting for my husband, and I want to play a few games for my husband!"
After listening to the words of the two, Lin Feng's face was suddenly full of black lines.
On the one hand, when you are on a pilgrimage, you can't be offended, maybe you will wear small shoes for yourself!
On the other side is his husband, he can't let him drink, otherwise he will go crazy!
Lin Feng was caught in the middle, and he was really embarrassed.
If you let the two of them play, you will suffer a lot. Don't let them play, maybe they'll say they look down on him
Lin Feng, Lin Feng, you really lifted a stone to shoot yourself in the foot! You're out of luck!
Even if you don't admit bad luck, there's no way, do you dare to let these two people drink? Then you're simply dying too long.
Lin Feng originally wanted the third prince Li Yunba to come over to have fun, but they just said that they wouldn't pick up anything.
Lin Feng wanted to frustrate the spirit of the third prince and teach him how to behave.
didn't think about it, he brought the prince and His Majesty here, and now Lin Feng will hurt himself!
"If you want to have fun, let's get started!" Lin Feng smiled slightly, glanced at the two of them and said.
Immediately, the three of them sat on the deck, Lin Feng shuffled the cards, left three hole cards, one name card, and then began to deal cards.
After the deck of cards was dealt, Lin Feng picked up the cards in his hand and took a look. Suddenly, Lin Feng's face was full of black lines.
I saw that Lin Feng's hand was very bad, and there were only a few with flowers.
Lin Feng knew as soon as he saw this card that this was a loss.
Lin Feng shook his head helplessly, looked at the two of them, and then looked at his cards.
His Majesty got the name tag, and then glanced at the card in his hand and said, "Call the landlord."
"Your Majesty's hands should be very good, otherwise, just because he is a novice, how can he dare to call the landlord!" Lin Feng thought to himself.
"Grab the landlord!" Lin Feng shouted. After His Majesty heard this, he immediately looked at Lin Feng with strange eyes.
The two did not continue to rob the landlord, and the landlord ran into Lin Feng's hands.
When Lin Feng got the hole cards, he glanced at the hole cards, and then looked at the cards in his hand again.
Lin Feng's heart was broken at this time, and his face was full of black lines with capital letters.
I saw that I had already drawn a bad hand of cards, and I got a bad hole card.
Lin Feng didn't have a few flowers in his hand, but it was still scattered, no matter how Lin Feng dismantled and how he matched, he couldn't make up a relatively smooth card.
Lin Feng took the lead in playing cards, because the cards were scattered, so it was not easy to play cards.
This one, the three of them played for a long time, and Lin Feng always played his cards after careful consideration.
No matter how Lin Feng struggled, there was no way to live. Lin Feng simply played cards randomly, wanting to come to a surprise victory.
Because the cards were too bad, there was no doubt that Lin Feng lost, and he lost completely.
This hand of cards has been played for a long time, but it is also thrilling, although Lin Feng is defeated, he is still glorious.
Lin Feng shook his head, picked up the wine jug beside him, and drank it with a grunt, and after a while, Lin Feng was in his stomach with a pot of wine.
Immediately, Lin Feng drank the second pot, and he quickly got into his stomach. Lin Feng finished drinking and couldn't help but burp.
Immediately, Lin Feng put away the cards and shuffled them. Then the cards were dealt again.
This time, Lin Feng's card had not been issued yet, and his nose was a little uncomfortable, so he turned his head and sneezed.
Lin Feng took out a handkerchief from his arms, wiped his nose, and then began to deal cards again.
A sneeze made Lin Feng forget who to give it to, and then took all the cards that had been dealt and re-dealt them.
"I forgot who it should be dealt to, this time the cards are redealt." Lin Feng said with some embarrassment.
"Are you alright?" The prince said with a look of concern on his face.
Lin Feng didn't speak, just smiled slightly. He glanced at the prince and shook his head.
The prince was not speaking, but the look of concern on his face could not be concealed in the slightest.
Lin Feng finished dealing the cards, picked up the cards in his hand and glanced at them, and then smiled slightly. But the lewd expression of the smiling flesh and not smiling made people feel the urge to hit him.
Lin Feng's smile can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye, and Lin Feng has drawn a good deck of cards.
This time, it was still His Majesty who got the name tag. His Majesty glanced at the cards in his hand, and then called the landlord.
As soon as His Majesty's words fell, Lin Feng immediately shouted: "Grab the landlord!"
At this time, the prince also wanted to rob the landlord, but Lin Feng turned his head and glanced at the prince.
The prince was about to say: "Grab the landlord", but before the words could be spoken, he saw Lin Feng's eyes, and he instantly closed his mouth.
His Majesty thought about it for a while and decided to continue robbing the landlords.
His Majesty got the hole cards, and when he picked up the hole cards and looked at them, he couldn't help but feel complacent.
Seeing that the hole cards were all big cards, His Majesty smiled proudly. He glanced at the two of them and said, "Surrender!" Spare you from dying! ”
"Father, don't talk too much! Otherwise, you will regret it! Lin Feng smiled slightly.
After Lin Feng finished speaking, the prince glanced up at Lin Feng. Although his face was full of black lines, he was also full of admiration.
After listening to Lin Feng's words, everyone couldn't help but give a thumbs up, sighing that Lin Feng was not only ashamed of his words, but also dared to say and do.
His Majesty glanced at Lin Feng, although he was a little displeased and felt that Lin Feng was a little disrespectful, but he didn't speak.
His Majesty is the landlord and is the first to play cards. "A three." His Majesty said. Lin Feng followed a four, and at this time, the prince took out a five and hit it out.
Do you know how to play cards? How can you make five? You should be fried goldenrod?
You're the gatekeeper, huh? Enlarge the cards, huh? Hello cards to lay eggs?
Lin Feng saw that the prince played cards randomly, and then turned his head to look at the prince. Seeing this, the prince twisted his head to the side, completely ignoring Lin Feng.
Seeing this, His Majesty smiled slightly and played the small card smoothly.
His Majesty said with some complacency: "Surrender, so that you can live well!"
"Die or die!" Lin Feng stared at the prince with two big eyes, then turned his head to look at His Majesty and said.