Chapter 5 The concubine can't do it
After a lot of talking, Alpha Ji finally made Ye Chao understand the concept of emotional intelligence.
"As for me, it was written by a group of programming apes with a particularly high IQ but a particularly low EQ, specifically to provide assistance for their life communication, so that they can become a joker in a second, and the laryngeal voice changer is the god of song, and the little prince of the piano with a nerve stimulation bracelet is the little prince, pretending to be bubble...... Uh, make friends, no disadvantage! ”
"I think you also happen to be a typical example of high IQ and low emotional intelligence, and the two of us are perfectly matched...... That slit. ”
Ye Chao couldn't help frowning: "What is a joker?" What is the old priest? ”
Alpha Ji continued to be confused.
Alas, just forgot, it's not 2024, it's 2054!
"The old driver of the joker, who is commonly known as a social expert, is exquisite, and he turns his hands and moans that covers the rain under his hands...... Eh, why do you still accept me? Alpha Ji hurriedly rolled and struggled.
[Opinion -10]
[Opinion -10]
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"Of course it's because you're useless!"
How can people in 2024 be so boring? Make such a program out? Programs for listening to songs, programs for watching movies, programs for taking pictures, programs for playing games...... As a data repairer, Ye Chao has a lot of programs to come into contact with, and this is the most boring.
In these years, the strong has distant relatives in the mountains, and the weak is in the downtown and no one asks, IQ doesn't work, and EQ? Sentimental.
"So, what am I going to do to be useful to you?" Alpha Ji Qian's donkey skills were exhausted, and he asked weakly, "I'm just a program, not really, Wen Ai Dianai can, can't make an appointment......"
"What kind of mess?" Ye Chao frowned, "I need the information on the tablet, I need my score to become positive!" ”
"Yes! OK! There's no problem with that! As long as I can do it. ”
"I need to know everything you know, and everything you can know, of course this matter is not in a hurry, you can tell me slowly later."
"Yes, this ...... No problem. ”
[Opinion -23]
Alpha Ji slowly came back to his senses, this guy was blackmailing himself.
"I need you to let me go and let me log in to you."
This is Ye Chao's secret experience, and no one has ever told it - those advanced software often need to be logged in, otherwise it will be unusable or even if it can be used, it will be a castrated version.
"This concubine can't do it......" Alpha Ji shouted.
"Huh?" Ye Chao glared: One by one +
"This concubine really can't do it!" Alpha Ji continued to exclaim, "The Lun family is actually an intelligent customer service, and when the guest asks questions, the Lun family will try their best to answer, and there is no such thing as logging in at all!" ”
[Opinion -99]
"If you don't have a good feeling in your head, maybe I'll believe it." Ye Chao bared his teeth.
Alpha Hime: O__O"
"Before and after, my favorability has been deducted 609. I've never seen a software that doesn't require a login to accumulate data like this. ”
Alpha Ji continues to be confused: O__O"
"That's how the brain-dead designer set it up, what can I do?" Alpha Ji said aggrievedly, and the more he spoke, the lower his voice became.
It's been thirty years, and most of those brain-dead designers are now gone, right?
Although I don't know exactly what happened, Alpha Ji guessed that the earth's earth-shaking changes may be excellent for the environment, but I am afraid it will be the opposite for humans.
It seems that she is still not honest if she doesn't teach this little guy a lesson!
With Ye Chao's emotional intelligence, of course, he couldn't feel Alpha Ji's sadness, so he decisively increased the suction, collected Alpha Ji, and then condensed his spirit and concentrated his energy......
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Ye Chao forcibly opened his eyes!
Sure enough, it was no longer an imaginary space, but reality, just as he expected.
He is not a pure coma, a bit like an epiphany, or meditative, looking like he is asleep, but actually reacting to the outside world.
There were a lot of people around the bedside, including a mathematics teacher, a physics teacher, a chemistry teacher, a biology teacher, and a programming teacher......
"Wake up, wake up!"
"Look at the indicators and it should be fine."
"Didn't you think it was okay just now?"
"Is it an infection? Variation? Or is it evil in the body or evil? ”
"It's not quite like it......"
The therapist and several associate teachers exchanged opinions in a low voice.
was hollowed out twice, even if he was replenished with nutrient solution, Ye Chao was still lazy and couldn't lift his energy, and tried his best to deal with the teacher, saying that he was just overdrawn and weak.
He cheered up and was trying to figure out what was going on in the imaginary space, when a voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Eh, I'm out?" Not locked up? ”
???
How so? Is Alpha Ji still there? And it seems to be...... As soon as she opened her eyes, she came out?
"It turns out that if you put it away from the inside, you will come to the outside world!" Alpha Ji explained the reason herself, "Don't be too surprised, Ji Cao, Don't Six, sit down, Mu hahahaha!" Triumphantly laughed.
Ye Chao really had no way to take her, so he put it away from the outside and entered the imaginary space; From the imaginary space, it comes to reality...... Jumping at both ends.
"Are you in the mood for what can I do, I'm desperate?"
Yes, indeed!
"Eh, what a beautiful young lady!" While taunting Ye Chao to his heart's content, Alpha Ji looked around curiously, and suddenly locked his eyes on a slender and tall woman, "Tsk, this fierce!" This leg! This figure! This ratio! "Praise after admiration.
[Long-legged girl friendship +100]
This barren adjective...... Ye Chao suddenly felt that his encounter with her might be a kind of fate.
Alpha Ji continued: "...... It looks like a Victoria's Secret show! The best! Sure enough, a good woman's bosom is like the sea, and the bottom of her chest is full of legs! ”
No, it's definitely not fate, even if Ye Chao doesn't understand what Victoria's Secret means.
Even if it is, it must be a bad fate!
Ye Chao looked up at the target locked by Alpha Ji, an eighteen-year-old girl with a chest like the sea and legs underneath - Xu Tiange.
Not to mention his appearance, Alpha Ji's description is much more vivid than him.
This girl is still the first in her grade, and her combat skills are almost crushed, beating all invincible opponents in the same level.
I don't even have to pick my family background, my father is a master of the Yunzhou Alliance Inspection Group, my mother is the executive of the inner city, and my two brothers and one sister are also said to be rising stars in the army.
If there is any shortcoming, it is the results of cultural classes...... It is only ranked second all year round, because there is still a Ye Chao in front.
Maybe it's because of this, this woman is against Ye Chao everywhere, and she is simply his natural enemy.
How did she get here? That's right, when was she unlucky that she didn't watch from the sidelines? Even many times the bad luck was made by her own hands!
Xu Tiange looked at Ye Chao coldly, and when he saw that he was paying attention to himself, he took two steps forward with a tense face: "Ye Zichao, do you know that points will be deducted for using logistics support during the internship?" ”
"Know ......"
"Do you know that the score of this internship will be counted in the college entrance examination?"
"Ah, is it?"
"You don't know...... In short, more snacks! Don't let me win too easily, that's not going to be fun! ”
After saying this, Xu Tiange snorted proudly, reversed the strange shape, and printed the five majestic words of "liquefied petroleum gas", leading a group of loyal little brothers and sisters to drift away.