Chapter 050: I'll Buy It for You

When Lu Kang returned to the coffin shop, it was already past one o'clock in the morning.

Someone is upset.

A little female ghost just ran away from under her nose, and the two big living people disappeared when they said they were missing.

The upstairs of the coffin shop was brightly lit, and before I got closer, I heard the sound of pressing the keyboard wildly, accompanied by the scolding of Yan'er and Zhuang Bifan, and it seemed that the two night owls were eating chicken in a double row.

As soon as he went up, he saw Yan'er and Zhuang Bifan staring intently at the computer screen, and they didn't raise their heads to fight for redness.

Until Lu Kang approached. Neither of them noticed.

Come on, the owner of the village with twenty or thirty sets of stores was successfully led astray by a bad Internet addict girl.

Shaking his head, Lu Kang went straight into the bathroom and put the hot water by himself, then took a hot bath comfortably, and washed the parts of his face that were scratched by the little female ghost back and forth with soapy water.

When he walked out wrapped in a bath towel, he saw the two of them staring at the failed picture on the computer screen with a dejected face.

Yan'er turned her head and glared at Zhuang Bifan, gritting her teeth: "Scumbag, it's all your fault, if you don't die so fast, you'll eat chicken." ”

"Huh. Woman, who made you have to brainlessly pick up what airdrops. Boss Zhuang smiled and fought back, not to be outdone.

Lu Kang stood behind them and coughed, "Why don't you two go out and fight?" I'm the referee. ”

"Master, when did you come back?" Yan'er hurriedly turned around and said in surprise.

Boss Zhuang looked at him from head to toe, and his expression was very strange: "Didn't you go to open a room?" How did it end so quickly? Don't tell me, you really can't get hard? ”

He and Yan'er were prepared that Lu Kang would not come back tonight, but the truth was too different from their expectations.

Lu Kang glanced at him: "Didn't you go back to sleep before I went out?" Why is it coming again? ”

"A single man is the hardest, not to mention that I am still a single man who can get hard in the morning, noon and evening." Zhuang Bifan pretended to sigh pitifully.

Lu Kang: "......"

Boss Zhuang looked at someone's face, and subconsciously got up and was about to run away, and the last time he was punched in the eye, it was not good.

"Don't leave yet, I'll ask you something."

Lu Kang grabbed him, and then sat down.

"It's useless for you to ask me, I really don't know how to cure kidney deficiency." Boss Zhuang continued to play with his mouth.

Lu Kangqiang resisted the urge to slap him to death, and then told him about the little female ghost he encountered in the movie theater.

After listening, Boss Zhuang lit a cigarette and said with a calm face: "Did the little female ghost you said never speak from beginning to end?" And come and go without a trace? ”

"Yes." Lu Kang nodded.

It wasn't the first time he'd seen a ghost, and he thought to himself that ordinary ghosts wouldn't be that fast.

Boss Zhuang spat out the smoke ring and said, "Then she should be a little ghost, or something like a baby spirit." ”

"Imp, baby spirit?" Lu Kang frowned.

When Yan'er on the side heard this, she couldn't help licking her pink tongue, she liked to swallow this kind of thing the most.

Boss Zhuang nodded and said: "Yes, the so-called infant soul refers to the infant soul that has been aborted, stillborn, or died soon after birth." Because his parents did not help him to do a superordinate, his soul was helpless, he could not die, he was left in this world, he had endless resentment and hatred, and he didn't want to take revenge on his relatives all the time. ”

He paused and said, "Generally speaking, such infant spirits are immortal when they take revenge. But if you say that it can feel fear and knows how to escape, then it should be a ghost, specially refined. ”

Lu Kang said in a deep voice: "What do you mean, all this is controlled by someone behind the scenes?" ”

He had sensed that something was wrong before, and Zhuang Bifan's words confirmed his guess more and more.

"It has to be. Otherwise, the man and woman would not have disappeared for no reason, and they should have been taken away by the people behind the little ghost. Zhuang Bifan affirmed: "In fact, this method is very hurtful and too vicious, ordinary people will not do this, it seems that the pair of men and women offended people who should not be offended." ”

"Understood."

Lu Kang nodded, he didn't have much sympathy for the missing man and woman now, the only thing that was unpleasant was that the person behind the little ghost actually hit Su Muxi with his idea, if it weren't for him, the consequences would be unimaginable.

And people are very secretive, and Lu Kang has no choice but to give up with him.

"Sleepy. Don't talk nonsense with you two nocturnal zombies, I'll go back if it's okay. Zhuang Bifan sighed, turned around and left the coffin shop.

Lu Kang followed. was about to close the door, and after thinking about the hotel, he took out the pile of money that the female ghost Yan Jiawen gave him from his body. He threw the money into the iron basin at the door.

Chen Xiao said that burning the dead money can turn it into cash and resolve trouble.

Yan'er immediately stood at the door very skillfully, staring at the street outside with wide eyes, as if she was looking forward to which big brother would suddenly drop the money and rush up to pick it up. and then secretly hide a little private money when the old man is not paying attention.

However, she waited for half an hour, and there was not a single living person passing by on the street, let alone money.

Yan'er's face suddenly fell: "Master, why didn't anyone drop money this time?" Or is your money fake? ”

"Are you stupid, it's the middle of the night, who would be idle and idle to wander outside." Lu Kang glared at her angrily, and then ordered her to close the door.

This time, he didn't sleep with Yan'er, but chose a coffin to lie in, and told Yan'er not to wake him up.

The reason why he did this was because he was so scared that he woke up in the morning and had someone put makeup on his face.

Nothing was said all night.

At ten o'clock the next morning, Lu Kang woke up, pushed open the coffin lid and went upstairs to wash.

Yan'er, who was applying a mask, was stunned when she saw him. Then he exclaimed as if he had seen a ghost: "Master, your face ?!! ”

Lu Kang's heart sank, and he hurriedly rushed into the bathroom to look in the mirror.

A chill welled up in my heart.

He was put on makeup again.

The layer of powder on his face was at least a few centimeters thick. It's like singing.

The lipstick was as if it had been smeared with blood.

What the hell.

Lu Kang subconsciously glanced at Yan'er standing at the door, and Yan'er immediately shook her head and said, "Master, you won't suspect that I did it again, right?" They hid all their cosmetics last night. ”

Speaking of which. Her face changed, and she hurriedly ran downstairs, took out the cosmetics she had hidden in advance from a coffin, and immediately sat on the ground: "Hey, people's cosmetics have been used again, and people don't want to live anymore." ”

"I didn't do it. I didn't even know you hid your cosmetics here. Lu Kang walked down and shook his head.

Yan'er wiped away her tears and was aggrieved: "Master, I'm ...... We don't have thieves in our store, do we? Or is there a ghost? Damn it. If I want the family to know who did it, I have to fight with him. ”

"Hey, master, you are going to kill me, people don't want to live, this is 800 pieces of Saint Laurent lipstick, this is what people bought in exchange for sleeping with the old man with their innocent bodies."

"I'll buy it for you." Lu Kang took a deep breath and said air.

"And there are more than 600 bottles of Chanel perfume."

"I'll buy you ......"

"And more than 400 Dior mascaras."

"I'll buy you ......"

“……”

Yan'er suddenly burst into tears and smiled, and kissed Lu Kang again: "People know that the master is the best." ”

In the blink of an eye, there was another thick layer of foundation on her lips......

Lu Kang: "......"

After another half an hour of scrubbing, he sat down exhausted.

Lu was very angry, took out his mobile phone and began to search for monitoring equipment on the Internet, and bought monitoring equipment on Taobao ruthlessly, planning to install a camera in the store, and then find out this pervert who was playing tricks on himself.

That's when a piece of morning news caught his attention.

The above report is that two overnight guests in a hotel in Huaxi District disappeared mysteriously, and the scene was also damaged.

Coincidentally, the hotel's surveillance that day was inexplicably out of order, nothing was filmed, and no trace was left at the scene of the crime.

Lu Kang secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

The fact that the police found nothing means that he will not be implicated in what happened last night.

At the same time, he also realized that such an ending could be the reason for the burning of the dead money last night.

Otherwise, the hotel's surveillance video would not have failed so coincidentally.

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