Chapter 160: The Great Law of Urination (Second Update)
No wonder I think so, Liao Qingjiang and Feng Tingting jumped off such a high cliff and fell into the river, it is easy to have an accident.
In fact, in reality, most people are deceived by the TV series, thinking that it is okay to jump into the water at a high altitude.
In fact, once you exceed the safe altitude and do not master the real skills of entering the water, falling on the water is no different from falling from a high altitude and falling on the concrete floor, and the person is injured and faints, and only drowns.
In those blockbuster movies, the protagonist rushed off the bridge and fell into the river in a car, and he could dive and swim alive, all nonsense, even if he was a trained agent, there was a chance that he would burp if he fell.
Ordinary people often lack security awareness, and they are deceived by film and television works. For example, people drowning in film and television dramas. In fact, when a person is really drowning, he can't lift his arms at all, and it looks no different from swimming quietly.
Another example. Many people who have never driven a car think that it is okay to crash into a car, anyway, the protagonist in the TV series crashes and continues to run alive, at most there is some blood on his face, so he goes to grab the driver's steering wheel in a hurry.
This is ignorance, but in reality, there are many such people. If you do your own death, you have to pull innocent passers-by.
Liao Qingjiang is certainly not an ignorant person, but I am also very worried about his safety, even if he has his own divination skills, I am not sure that he will survive. Therefore, seeing Huo Ran's strange expressions, I immediately became anxious.
"It's not dead, we found it, but he said he didn't know you at all, a Ph.D. student from an engineering university in Chang'an, where does he know what divination is? Are you mistaken? After Huo Ran finished speaking, he added: "This is what my cousin from the Public Security Bureau helped to find, and I also specially asked Dr. Sun to talk to Liao Qingjiang, and also added WeChat, you can see if it is." ”
I glanced at the photo of Dr. Sun on WeChat, and it was indeed Liao Qingjiang, but he looked older than the Liao Qingjiang I knew, and his hair had changed to a Mediterranean shape, with two obvious dark circles under his eyes.
If you are bald, you just don't know if you have become stronger, whether there are scientific research results.
It seems that I passed through the underwater passage of that cave and came here, it is a completely parallel world, and many things here have changed, including my adoptive parents, as well as Captain Sang and Liao Qingjiang.
"It's him, but his fate trajectory is different, it's not the metaphysical master I know, then forget it, let's figure it out ourselves." I sighed helplessly.
"Another parallel world?" Huo Ran asked.
"Hmm."
"Then we guys, can we do it?" Sun Chao said with some concern.
"If it doesn't work, try it, it's a big deal, let's use all kinds of methods." I'm really scared, if I don't find this face monster again, what if my consciousness is trapped in his body, or I am directly assimilated by him and becomes a vegetative person?
In fact, we don't know much about it, black dog blood. Human feces, and Liao Qingjiang taught me to use high-voltage current.
Black dog blood is really hard to find these days, and if you really slaughter a black dog, if you are found by dog lovers, maybe you will have to kill a few of us, and come to the door to besiege it.
Human feces are actually not easy to find, and now they are all flush toilets, but there is no shortage of this thing in the hospital, because the hospital will often have patients with inconvenient mobility, and the urinal is a must-have.
This thing was originally to be disposed of after getting up in the morning, but Sun Chao found out that it was useful, so he greeted the nurses in the two buildings, concentrated the urine, and filled a large bucket, which smelled bad to death.
"Big brother, you make such a big bucket, what are you going to do when you see a monster? Bucket splash or scoop? I couldn't help but complain. This thing does a lot of damage to ghosts, but it's not practical!
Its practical feces and urine are similar to black dog blood, which are used to deal with ghosts. Whether it's splashing or pouring, the other party doesn't move, but if you want to deal with a monster that can change its body and move freely through the concrete, it's not enough.
Hear me say that. Sun Chao also felt that something was wrong, scratched his head, and was a little embarrassed: "Don't you use it?" I've been preparing for so long. ”
As he spoke, he was about to beckon the nurse to prepare to carry the bucket of filth to the toilet and pour it, at this time. Huo Ran, who had never spoken, suddenly said, "Don't, I have a way to make this thing come in handy." ”
"What's the solution?" I asked, a little puzzled.
"Water guns. The current water gun has the kind of water bottle with a back, which can hold several catties at a time, and the firing range is also five or six meters, to deal with monsters. It definitely comes in handy, at least in the house, there are no shooting dead spots. Huo Ran said seriously.
it!
It's a good idea, but when I think about it, I think it's a little unacceptable: a couple of big guys. Carrying a pot of urine on his back, he squirted against the wall with an air pressure water gun......
It's disgusting to think about, not to mention that if I actually do that, I'm going to die of nausea.
"No, it's disgusting. Let's use high-voltage batons, high-voltage electricity is the most effective against ghosts. I suggested.
"In fact, I told you at the earliest, high-voltage batons are the most unrealistic." Huo Ran said helplessly.
"Why?" I don't know why, at that time, Liao Qingjiang did a lot of things with high-voltage batons.
"I've been through the end times, and I've been through more battles than you've ever seen on TV. With the reaction speed of a human being, if you are not a talented martial artist, you will basically die in the face of monsters. The most effective means of attack are long-range weapons such as guns, slingshots, and arrows. ”
Huo Ran sighed and continued: "With high-voltage electric batons, just a few of us are now skilled. Who do you think will be able to catch up with the monsters? Don't you have to think about it? I was also shut down in a psychiatric hospital all these years. Dr. Sun and you, which of you thinks you are so capable? ”
Indeed, if masters like Huang Feihong and Bruce Lee are here, there is still some hope, and they will be ordinary people like us. It's better to wash up and go to bed early.
With no way out, in the end we had to choose the tactic of urinating with a water gun.
This kind of toy water gun for children is everywhere in the supermarket, just as the summer is about to pass, on sale, Dr. Sun went out and bought five or six, just to help the nearby small supermarket clear the warehouse.
Fortunately, Sun Chao is still quite excited, seeing that there are transparent plastic raincoats sold in supermarkets, and buying a few sets of raincoats, we finally don't have to worry about being spilled with urine. Don't worry about accidentally injuring your own people.
With everything in place and the water gun's back pot filled with special ammo, we were faced with a dilemma: where was the face monster hiding? I couldn't find a hiding place for this monster, and all preparations were in vain.
"I'll try it, I can see it murderous. I can definitely sense where it is, maybe I didn't find the right way. "I'm the only one who has the ability to do that now.
I merged with the monster's consciousness in the case of sleep, which was a deep sleep, and the consciousness was completely relaxed. It is difficult for a person to be awake to do this, but the Taoist breathing method can also achieve this state of selfless relaxation.
I closed my eyes and began to breathe calmly according to the breathing method that Liao Qingjiang told me.
This is this Taoist method of cultivation. Modern urbanites like me, surrounded by electronic products such as computers and mobile phones, bombarded by various international news, national events, and gossip news, how many can do it without distractions?
I've been trying to meditate, but the thoughts in my mind keep flashing, one moment is the picture of Liao Qingjiang jumping off the cliff, the other time is the picture of being almost eaten by the face monster, and I never stopped for a moment.
Just when I thought that I couldn't reach that state of forgetting things and me, and I was about to give up, a warm current suddenly gushed out from my left hand and entered my heart.
Moment. The distractions in my mind disappeared without a trace, and the world around me changed completely, and even when I closed my eyes, I could feel the scenery around me.
It's just that these scenes are a bit like the effect of night vision device imaging, losing color. However, the image is unusually clear.
This scene seemed familiar, and before I could understand it, I felt a cold aura entrenched in a space below the floor, shrinking and shrinking.
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