In the next half month, Lu Kang gave full play to the true colors of a salted fish.

Every day, I either sleep, or sit in front of my house with my mobile phone and watch a movie, focusing on the zombie theme.

Lao Dao also watched it with him for several days, because Lao Dao's dream is to star in a horror film with the theme of zombie Taoist, after all, judging from his costume. There is really a feeling of fairy wind bones.

For this reason, Lao Dao repeatedly instigated Lu Kang to pay for a movie by himself, let Lu Kang be the zombie in it, and Lao Dao was the starring role, and then subdued Lu Kang, the zombie, but after Yan'er chased after him to suck his blood, Lao Dao gave up.

The addition of Lao Dao has greatly changed the life of the coffin shop.

Because Boss Lu doesn't have to cook by himself anymore, he usually goes to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and then comes back to cook in person, almost every meal is pig blood porridge. Or duck blood soup.

Chen Xiao also disappeared for several days, and Lu Kang knew in his heart.

She should have gone to Rock City to deal with Bai Xuan, but as for the situation, he didn't know.

After all, this kind of thing involving the two worlds of yin and yang is generally very secretive, and the masses will not know about it, and the news media cannot report it.

On this day, Lao Dao was doing a live broadcast in the coffin shop with his mobile phone.

Since he knew that Yan'er made so much money doing live broadcasts, he couldn't bear to start a live broadcast, and named him a professional fortune teller.

Lu Kang scoffed at first, but who would have thought that Lao Dao would also follow the fire.

With his outfit, coupled with his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense, he just fooled the fans in the live broadcast room into a daze, and gathered a large group of iron fans in just a few days.

Zhuang Bifan, who hadn't seen him for a long time, came over with a pot of wine, looked at Lu Kang, who looked like a moldy salted fish, and scolded with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a few days, you are getting lazier and lazier, just like Wang Ba, sticking out your head listlessly basking in the sun." ”

Lu Kang moved his neck, tilted his head to look at him and said, "Anyway, where have you been in the past few days?" ”

In the past few days, the door of the Heavenly Master Hall on the opposite side has been closed, and Lu Kang has been to the door once, but when the person is not there, he guesses that the boss of Zhuang is going far away.

"Isn't this Uncle Yuan Bao who introduced me to a partner, he has to let me go on a blind date. It took a lot of time to go back and forth. Zhuang Bifan sat down next to him and said with a tired face.

Lu Kang immediately smiled: "Blind date? The result? What does that woman look like? ”

"It's so-so, but the other party's family has money, and it seems that they are in the wine business." Zhuang Bifan pretended to shake his head disdainfully.

Lu Kang looked at him with a smile: "Red wine is a light luxury product, don't tell me you don't like it?" I guess it's the woman's question, right? ”

The smile on Boss Zhuang's face froze, and he sneered: "That woman is 35 years old." ...... infertility"

"Poof!"

Lu Kang couldn't help laughing out loud anymore: "35 years old should be ten years older than you, it's good, I've been trained by someone, as for the problem of infertility, it's very simple, you are a person who owns more than 20 sets of shops, spend some money to do IVF." No problem at all. ”

"Bah, am I that kind of person?"

Boss Zhuang smiled: "I will never sacrifice my hue for money, let alone sell my chastity." ”

"Yo, you still have chastity? Didn't you give it to the right and left hands earlier? Lu Kang quipped.

Zhuang Bifan gave him a roll of his eyes, and said angrily: "Forget it, don't talk about this, let's talk about you." ”

"What do you say about me?" Lu Kang was stunned.

Zhuang Bifan smiled: "What's wrong with you and that Doctor Su?" Didn't you say you wanted a divorce? Did you go to the notarization? ”

Now Lu Kang stopped talking.

Seeing his expression, Zhuang Bifan's eyes suddenly widened: "Don't tell me that it hasn't been broken yet?" Are you planning to rekindle an old relationship? ”

"Nothing."

Lu Kang shook his head and said, "I sent them the divorce agreement before, but they haven't replied to me until now." ”

"In other words, the problem is on the Su family's side?"

Zhuang Bifan frowned, and couldn't figure it out now: "Could it be that the Su family doesn't want to divorce you?" ”

"Who knows." Lu Kang shrugged.

He sent the divorce agreement over to the present, and there has been no movement from the Su family at all. Even if it's Su Muxi.

In fact, he was curious, but he wouldn't ask.

He has already made his attitude clear when he sends out the divorce agreement, and it is their business to deal with the Su family.

Zhuang Bifan was about to say something. There was a serious voice in my ears:

"This girl, poor Taoist view of your extraordinary face and strange bones. At first glance, it is an unusual person, why don't we find a time to make an appointment, find a quiet place, and then let Poor Dao do a separate and meticulous all-round inspection for you? ”

Lu Kang turned his head and saw Lao Dao facing his mobile phone, flickering a female fan very seriously.

As for what he said, it is a single, meticulous, all-round inspection without dead ends. Think about it with your ass to know what it is.

Zhuang Bifan was surprised and said, "When did you know such a strange person?" ”

"A few days ago." Lu Kang smiled and said that he didn't say anything about Bai Xuan.

Zhuang Bifan glanced at the old Dao who was spitting and asked, "Does he know that you are zombies?" ”

Lu Kang nodded.

"Hey, this old boy has a really big heart." Zhuang Bifan immediately smiled.

He could tell that Lao Dao was an authentic person, a normal person who would dare to live under the same roof with two zombies.

Lu Kang looked at him with a smile and said, "Aren't you too?" ”

Speaking of Houjie, this place is also magical, there are two zombies living there, one of the zombies is still yin, the neighbor is a Taoist, generally speaking, Taoists and zombies are not together, but Lu Kang and Zhuang Bifan get along very well.

Zhuang Bifan smiled and didn't say anything anymore.

The two quietly watched the live broadcast of Lao Dao, after all, it was an online live broadcast. No one can see each other, so the focus of the old Tao's skills is to give people eight characters and interpret dreams.

For example, whoever dreams of being bitten by a snake at night. Dreaming of being chased by a cow can make Lao Dao pull out a lot of things related to fortune, up to officialdom and down to wealth. Marriage and so on.

Zhuang Bifan couldn't close his mouth for a while, and after a while, a sentence popped out of his mouth: "Awesome, talent, it's a pity that this old guy doesn't do pyramid schemes." ”

"Is he right?" Lu Kang asked.

Zhuang Bifan shook his head and nodded again: "It's right to say it, it's not right to say it's wrong." Fate is too mysterious, it depends on whether the person concerned believes it, and the so-called faith exists. If you don't believe it, you don't have it. ”

"Then you can do the math for me." Lu Kang said with a smile.

Zhuang Bifan asked, "What is it?" From the moment you turned into a zombie, your fate has changed, to be precise, it is unpredictable, but I want to help you calculate your fate with that Dr. Su. ”

"You can't get along with her, can you?" Lu Kang had a headache.

He found that Boss Zhuang chatted with him, and he would always mention Su Muxi intentionally or unintentionally, which was very gossipy.

Zhuang Bifan stretched out his hand and pushed him, gossiping: "Try it, and I won't charge your money." ”

"Get out!" Lu Kang smiled.

As he was talking, Lu Kang's phone rang, he picked it up and took a look, and found that it was Chen Xiao calling.

What is she calling for at this time?

Lu Kang's face was a little unnatural, mainly because he couldn't tell whether it was Chen Xiao or Chen Xiao.

But he also connected: "Hey? ”

"Teacher Lu, your words don't count." Chen Xiao said angrily on the phone.

Lu Kang frowned: "When do I stop talking and don't count?" ”

"You promised me before, that you would go back to school on the day of the college entrance examination and cheer up the classmates......"

Lu Kang hurriedly turned his head to look at Zhuang Bifan and asked, "What day is today?" ”

"June 7th of the solar calendar, which is the college entrance examination season." Boss Zhuang said.

Hearing this, Lu Kang suddenly realized that a month had passed so quickly, and he said on the phone: "The teacher forgot, I'm sorry, the teacher will come over in a while." ”

Don't blame him for being forgetful.

If he was a teacher before, he would still care more about which day of the week was and which day of the week was off, but since he became a zombie, he has no concept of time.

In addition, Houjie is different from other areas, this place is relatively deserted, and you can't see anyone for most of the day, if you change to other places, there are already a lot of students on the road who go to take the exam, and even pull banners.

I like that I have a coffin shop, please collect: () I have a coffin shop with the fastest update speed.