Draw a circle and curse you

The next morning, the first rays of sunlight shined through the windows and into the house. The prince woke up from his sleep, rubbed his hazy sleepy eyes, and saw that there was no one next to him.

I washed the bed and got off the ground. saw Lin Feng sleeping on the ground next to the dresser!

The prince was about to get up when he realized that he was wearing nothing. Quickly wrap the quilt around your body.

After wrapping the quilt around his body, he got out of bed and walked in front of Lin Feng.

The prince pressed his toes against Ding Lin Feng's body and said, "Hurry up,!" Hurry up! ”

Lin Feng didn't even open his eyes before he shouted, "It's early in the morning, what's the noise?" Do you want to die or don't want to live? ”

Seeing that he hadn't woken up, the prince exerted a little bit of strength and pushed Lin Feng's body again: "Hurry up!" Hurry up! ”

Lin Feng opened his eyes, rubbed them, and saw that the prince was looking at him with angry eyes.

"Oh! It's Your Highness! Are you awake? Lin Feng sat up and yawned.

"What did you do last night?" The prince said while looking at Lin Feng.

I didn't do anything! What can I do? Isn't it? Gave you a bath at most.

"I didn't do anything, and when you slept, I slept with me." Lin Feng lay down and said.

"Let me ask you, where are my clothes?" The prince looked at Lin Feng and said.

"Oh! Your clothes have been washed, and I guess they haven't dried yet! Lin Feng said as he lay on his side on the ground with his arm propped up on his head.

"Oh? Did you wash it? And you took off my clothes too? The prince asked curiously.

Of course I took it off, and I washed my clothes. How? Aren't you happy? Are you going to steam me? Or did you cook me? Or chopped up and stir-fried? Or just stewed?

Lin Feng nodded and did not speak. Lying on the ground, with a smile on his face, he seemed to say, "Look at how virtuous I am, praise me quickly!"

"Why are you taking off my clothes?" The prince stared at Lin Feng and said without blinking.

Nonsense! Of course, it's for you to take a bath, otherwise what can you do? Are you a pervert to me? I'm not glass!

"I'll give you a bath!" Lin Feng said casually. After a pause, he said, "It's just a bath for you!"

"You!" The prince was speechless angrily, frowned, and looked at Lin Feng angrily.

Lin Feng was stunned for a moment and thought, "What do you see, I'm not convinced!" You're beating me! ”

"Why don't you make your own decisions without my permission?" The prince said angrily.

Damn! You're embarrassed to say it! You sleep like a pig and can't wake up.

I drank like that bird again, and when I saw your decrepit appearance, I wanted to slap you twice.

After drinking, I turned around and vomited, and there was vomit everywhere, if I don't give you a slap, can you still sleep in this house? The room smells of alcohol.

I'm comfortable, tossing me for two hours, and I can't sleep after cleaning up.

If it weren't for you, wouldn't I need the fourth watch to be sleepy? It's all your fault. If it weren't for you, would I have been tired of being a dog?

You say it nicely, but why didn't you get your permission? If you could wake up, I wouldn't be so tired.

"You're awake! If you wake up, I won't clean up the house!" Lin Feng stood up and said.

The prince suddenly lost his temper. He took Lin Feng's hand and said, "Then why don't you go to bed and sleep?"

Damn, I wanted to go to bed, but you wouldn't let me go to bed. Where the do I sleep?

"I was just about to sleep in bed, and you kicked me out, and I had to sleep on the floor!" Lin Feng shook off Zi's hand.

Your uncle, after you kicked me out, you still made a big fuss: "With me here, you are not allowed to sleep in bed!"

"Ugh! That one! Why don't you go to bed and rest for a while? The prince looked at the angry Lin Feng and said.

Lin Feng looked at the prince, and then at the futon on the ground. "Get out of the way!" By the way, I cleaned this up! After speaking, he pulled the quilt wrapped around the prince.

Lying on the bed, Lin Feng covered the quilt and prepared to sleep. But he was startled by the prince's screams.

"You're looking for death! What is it called early in the morning? Eat up, you! Lin Feng, who was angry, got up and scolded, but when he turned his head, he didn't find the prince.

Holy, where's this guy? Where did the people go? Lin Feng thought to himself.

At this time, the prince had already hidden behind the screen. Lin Feng didn't see anyone, so he fell asleep again.

"Aifei!" The prince shouted, but no one answered. "Aifei!" The prince shouted again, but still no one answered.

"Yuxuan? Did you sleep? The prince shouted again. If there's a fart, let it go! Lin Feng said impatiently.

"Do you know what you're talking about? How can you say that you are a husband? The prince asked.

Your uncle, there are so many things! Lin Feng thought secretly.

"What does Your Highness command? The concubine did so! Lin Feng got up and shook his head and said.

"If you hear it, why don't you answer?" The prince said from behind the screen.

Are you calling me? I don't know! Call me if you call me, why do you call me a concubine?

Don't you know what I mean by not knowing the concubine? I thought His Majesty was calling him a concubine!

"The concubine doesn't know that His Royal Highness is calling the concubine, and I hope His Royal Highness will forgive his sins!" After Lin Feng said these words, goosebumps fell to the ground. It's so insensitive!

"He who does not know is not guilty!" The prince said. After hearing this, Lin Feng lay down and fell asleep again.

"O concubine! Where are the garments of a husband? The prince paused and said.

"Isn't that on the table? Lin Feng pointed to the table without looking.

"Hurry up and bring it to your husband!" Lin Feng didn't move. "Just a few steps, take it yourself!" Lin Feng said casually.

"O concubine! Can you have memorized three from four virtues? The prince asked. Backed by back, of course there was backed! Lin Feng said casually.

Of course I have memorized, not only have I memorized the three obedience and four virtues, but I have also memorized the code of love for my wife, as well as the eight honors and eight shames!

"Can you recite it to your husband?" The prince asked curiously.

"The wife must follow when she goes out, obey the wife's orders, and blindly obey the wife when she says the wrong thing; The wife has to wait for makeup, the wife's birthday must be remembered, the wife must endure the beating and scolding, and the wife must be willing to spend money. ”

Lin Feng finished reciting the three obedience and four virtues, and the prince was completely stunned.

What is this and what? Where did you learn it? Who taught you? A series of greetings popped up on the prince's head.

"Where are you? Who taught," said the prince with a dark face.

What do you care? If I told you that I learned it from the Internet, would you believe it?

"Created by a unique family, there are eight honors and eight shames, and the code of loving wives! Do you want to listen to it? Lin Feng replied.

"Oh? Tell me about it? The prince suddenly became interested and asked with interest.

Immediately, Lin Feng told the prince in one breath about the new version of Eight Honors and Eight Shames that he had seen on Baidu before.

After listening to the eight honors and eight shames, the prince's face was already full of black lines, and he didn't know whether to continue listening.

Immediately, Lin Feng told the prince about the rules for loving his wife that he read casually on Baidu.

Lin Feng paused again, and said again: "In the future, His Highness must remember that the concubines will check from time to time!"

The crown prince completely collapsed, thinking that the crown princess had fallen into evil spirits.

Where is this to be obeyed by women! It's completely tailor-made for men!

The prince sighed and said, "Forget it, go and get it yourself for your husband!" The crown prince was completely defeated!

Just kidding, how much Lin Feng suffered in this regard back then! Finally remembered, Lin Feng returned to being single.

Now that it's finally useful, how can it be so easy to let go?

Poor prince, if he didn't mention these three and four virtues, Lin Feng really didn't think about it. Now that you've mentioned it, let's keep it! Try to memorize and memorize these!

Lin Feng didn't move, lying on his side on the bed. Seeing that Lin Feng didn't move, the prince had no choice but to take it himself.

I casually took a shelter behind the screen and walked out. Came to the table, picked up his underwear, and went back behind the screen.

The prince put on his underwear behind the screen and walked out. And Lin Feng was still sleeping.

"Hurry up and change your husband's clothes!" The prince walked to the bed and said to Lin Feng.

Your uncle! You want me to help you get dressed, do you want me to feed you when you eat?

Lin Feng was indifferent, lying on the bed, not looking at the prince. Just snort and sleep.

The more Lin Feng didn't want to move, the more the prince chattered. Lin Feng had no choice but to get up, walk to the table, pick up the clothes and put them on for the prince.

Dressed the prince, tied his belt, and tidied up. Stretched out his arm to push the prince away, walked to the bed, lay down, covered the quilt and continued to sleep.

The prince smiled disapprenously, turned and went out, pushed the door open, and the sunlight shone in.

The prince went out and stood in the doorway, breathing in the fresh air. He stretched his waist and said to Lin Feng, "The hour has passed, why don't you get up quickly?"

After hearing this, Lin Feng lifted the quilt, picked up the pillow and threw it at the prince and said, "Roll the calf!" Then he put on the quilt and fell asleep.

The prince was stunned by the scolding, turned around and went into the house, walked to the bed, and lifted the quilt. "Get up!" The prince said.

At this time, Lin Feng no longer felt sleepy. I had to get up, get barefoot on the ground, walk to the table and sit down.

"Go quickly, bring the clothes of the main palace!" Lin Feng shouted at the prince.

The prince picked up the pillow and said to throw it back on the bed, but he didn't bring Lin Feng clothes.

Lin Feng saw that the prince was unmoved. "Your Highness, what the concubine said yesterday is three obedience and four virtues, Your Highness seems to have forgotten! Why don't you let the concubine say it again? ”

The prince smiled courteously and said, "Take it for your husband, get it for your husband!"

The prince handed the clothes to Lin Feng, Lin Feng looked at them, but did not answer. "Change your clothes for Hongu!" Lin Feng looked at the prince and said.

Damn, see if Lao Tzu doesn't clean you up well, don't give you some color, you don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!

The prince looked at Lin Feng and wanted to be angry, but he suppressed his anger and put on Lin Feng's clothes.

This scene happened to be seen by the maid who came. The maid pursed her lips and smiled, but did not speak.

When she was dressed, the maid came in.

"Your Highness, Niangniang, did you have a good rest last night?" The maid looked at Lin Feng and asked.

Yikes! Niangniang, what's the matter, the circles under her eyes are dark, is this for His Royal Highness to beat? The maid thought to herself.

The prince said casually: "Everything is fine!" went to wash, Lin Feng sat on the stool, holding his chin in both hands, pouting, and not speaking.

The two of them left the room after washing up. The prince went to the study, Lin Feng wanted to go to the prince's mansion, but was dragged to the study by the prince.

In the study, the prince sat on a chair and looked at the book to himself. Lin Feng walked casually, looking at the furnishings of this study.

There are no overly ornate decorations in the room, and there are no decorations that are too vulgar to be untouchable.

I saw a large round table in the center of the room, surrounded by four chairs, and on the table were the four treasures of the excellent study.

On the west wall hangs a large painting by an unknown artist, which depicts a tiger descending from a mountain swooping.

The fierce eyes of the tiger kept looking at him, and the beast had its mouth open and its fangs sharp, as if it wanted to eat people.

On the east wall, there is a landscape painting with a babbling stream flowing downstream. On the side of the mountain, there is another family.

Green mountains and green waters, red tiles and white walls. A farmer is busy in the field, smiling.

It seems that this farmer should be living well and living in peace and contentment.

And then there is this room full of books, and every wooden bookshelf is full of books.

But this is also the high-end atmosphere and grade. What made Lin Feng strange was that the furnishings in this study room were basically the same as those in Shangshu Mansion.

Lin Feng came to the prince's side, raised his buttocks, and sat down on the table.

Seeing this, the prince frowned, and reprimanded angrily: "What kind of system, go down quickly!"

Lin Feng paused for a moment, stuck out his tongue at the prince, then went down, turned around and moved a chair to sit next to the prince.

"Your Highness, why here!" Lin Feng didn't finish a sentence before he was interrupted by the crown prince.

"Do you want to say why the furnishings here are the same as those in Shangshu Mansion?" The prince waved his hand and said.

Wow! I haven't even finished asking, you know what I'm going to ask, you fork!

Lin Feng looked at the prince and nodded.

"The study room of Shangshu Mansion is furnished according to the furnishings here at your unreasonable request." The prince said without even looking at it. It can be seen how well the prince knows this prince's mansion and Shangshu mansion, and it seems that he often goes in and out!

Lin Feng stuck out his tongue and left his seat, ready to find a few books to read.

"Your Highness, do you have any good books?" Lin Feng asked. "Find it yourself." The prince replied impatiently.

Lin Feng had no choice but to find a few books to read by himself. I looked for it over and over again, but I took a fancy to "The Legend of the West Chamber".

When Lin Feng first saw this, he thought it was "Journey to the West", so he picked it up and looked at it.

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it. Inside turned out to be a "Spring Palace Map" customized with another book cover.

No way! Damn! There is still this thing in His Highness's study! If it is really a man who cannot be seen, and the sea water cannot be measured!

Your Highness, Your Highness, I didn't expect you to be a sullen person! Does your Zhang Yuxuan know?

Lin Feng pretended to be calm, took the book and came to the prince's side, sat down, and looked at the book quietly.

The crown prince was wondering why the concubine was silent. put down the book and looked at Lin Feng, but saw that Lin Feng was reading his own book "The Legend of the West Chamber".

The prince wanted to take it back, but Lin Feng leaned back and couldn't catch it.

Lin Feng heard the movement, put down the book, and looked at the prince. At this time, Lin Feng's face was flushed and his whole body was hot.

The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere was very awkward.

The prince was the first to speak: "That! I! This is! The prince was speechless for a moment.

Lin Feng interrupted the prince's words and said, "Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up, and what is covered up is the truth." A strong life doesn't need to be explained! I get it! Lin Feng threw a look at the prince.

Lin Feng looked at the prince, and at this time, the prince's face was as red as a ripe apple.

Lin Feng pursed his lips and snickered, but the prince was angry: "Don't laugh!" The prince rebuked angrily.

Yo Yo Yo! Look at it, it's still annoyed and angry. Afraid of what? It's all men, and I won't laugh at you.

Besides, don't you think I'm going to tell you that? What are you kidding, I'm not a long-tongued woman, what good is it for me to say this?

Lin Feng put away his smile and said, "Your Highness, I understand, I really understand." Lin Feng patted the prince.

Although Lin Feng said this, he still couldn't help but want to laugh.

"I told you not to laugh, but you're deaf?" The prince slapped the table, looked at Lin Feng and scolded angrily.

Maybe it was Zhang Yuxuan's blood flowing on his body, and Lin Feng couldn't help crying when he was angrily reprimanded.

"If you don't laugh, don't laugh, what are you fierce!" After Lin Feng finished speaking, he ran out crying.

Lin Feng was alone, crying and running to the back garden, sitting on the steps, motionless.

When the prince saw that he had not returned for a long time, he went out to look for him. I searched for an hour, but I couldn't find it.

At this time, a maid ran over and said, "Niangniang ran to the back garden crying alone."

When the prince heard this, he went to the back garden. In the back garden, the prince saw Lin Feng sitting on the steps alone.

The prince wanted to walk over, but before he could get to him, he saw Lin Feng drawing something on the steps.

He tiptoed over to him, and heard Lin Feng constantly thinking there.

"Abominable Li Yunxuan, draw a circle and curse you! Li Yunxuan, who is all evil, draw a circle and curse you! Lin Feng was painting and fragmenting his thoughts.

Hearing this, the prince wanted to laugh for a while, and thought to himself: "Zhang Yuxuan, Zhang Yuxuan, why are you so cute?" My husband likes you more and more! ”

Inadvertently, the prince laughed, but Lin Feng was startled: "You belong to a cat!" Walk silently, huh? ”

"Okay, don't be angry, forgive me, okay?" The prince took Lin Feng's hand and said.

"Who is going to forgive you!" Lin Feng shook off the prince's hand, pushed the prince away, and walked up to the pavilion and said.

Although Lin Feng said that he would not forgive, in fact, his eyes had already betrayed him.

The prince followed into the pavilion, took Lin Feng's hand and walked to the Shi Yuan case, and sat down.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, it's easy to get wrinkles when you're angry, tell your husband quickly, what are you going to curse your husband?" The prince took Lin Feng's hand in his palm and said.

"You have to take care of it! Roll the calves! Lin Feng snorted lightly, withdrew his hand, turned his head, and stopped looking at him.

"Take care of it! You are the wife of your husband, you are a lonely woman, and if you are alone, who cares about you! The prince took Lin Feng's hand again and said.

I have to say that the people of this world are also one set of coaxing people.

For the next quarter of an hour, the prince talked and talked, and it went on and on.

As far as Lin Feng's character of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water is concerned, he was also moved.

After a moment's effort, Lin Feng once again had a smile on his face, completely forgetting what he had been reprimanded just now.