The next morning, Lu Kang sat on the sofa in a nightgown and watched TV.

Inside is a zombie film from the eighties and nineties in Hong Kong.

For example, what Mr. Zombie, Uncle Zombie, Zombie Family......

Identities have changed, status has changed.

Lu Kang looked at it again, and his mentality naturally changed.

What puzzled him was why the zombies on TV were all biting people when they saw them, without even thinking at all.

And not only does he still retain his original consciousness, he doesn't have to jump and jump, but he is also more handsome than them......

The only thing in common is that everyone wants to suck blood and is afraid of light.

Yan'er walked out of the bedroom at this time, holding a black lace bra in her hand and asked blankly, "Master, what is this?" It looks weird, and it doesn't look like a belly pocket. ”

"Take it yourself and study it."

Lu Kang's face turned dark, he searched for the graphic tutorial on his mobile phone, and then threw the mobile phone to her.

You also come to ask me about this kind of woman.

Uh, it looks like you're not a woman, you're a female zombie.

Not long after, Yan'er's voice came from the bedroom.

"Hey, it's called a bra."

"Madame must have worn it too, right?"

"It seems to be a little smaller, and it's uncomfortable to wear it."

“……”

Lu Kang's hand holding the remote control shook suddenly, and he had to take a deep breath and watch the TV intently.

I bought it for Yan'er, but it's the largest C cup.

She's too small, doesn't that mean......

And at this time, his mobile phone rang, and the note was actually Zhao Jin, after Lu Kang connected, Zhao Jin's tentative voice came from inside: "Brother, the procedures on my side are ready, there is nothing wrong with you, right?" ”

Lu Kang knew that he was worried that he wouldn't be able to come up with the money, so he smiled and said, "No problem, if you don't mind, I'll come over early tonight." ”

"Okay, I'll wait for you." Zhao Jin responded happily.

Lu Kang contacted a moving company from the same city network.

Last night, he found his ID card and mobile phone from Ma Yue and others, as for the wallet and bank card, he had already lost it, which can be regarded as lucky, after all, the ID card is going to be lost, and it will take some time to reissue.

The only thing that displeased Lu Kang was.

Ma Qiang has not been whereabouts so far, and the news that Chen Du fed back is that this person suddenly disappeared from the world.

He was not in a hurry, he believed that Ma Qiang had not left Lin Cheng yet, and the disappearance of his four subordinates would definitely make him realize something.

As long as there is enough time, Chen Du will definitely find him.

Lu Kang also wants to catch this guy who shot himself in the head.

As for Li Tianfu behind the scenes, Lu Kang will not kill him.

First of all, this guy is a well-known local entrepreneur, and it is easy to cause a lot of turmoil if he moves.

Secondly, Li Tianfu likes to eat ginseng, and the blood with ginseng is tantamount to a fatal temptation for Lu Kang and Yan'er.

Therefore, Lu Kang had a bold idea.

He decided not to kill Li Tianfu, but to let him live well, and keep him in captivity like a pig.

When you're hungry, go and bleed this guy a little.

Let's go a long time.

And in the zombie film on TV, there happened to be a rich squire named Master Ren who asked the Taoist priest to move the grave of his father, who knew that Dad became a zombie and bit Master Ren, and then Master Ren's corpse changed, and a series of funny things happened to Dao and the security captain in the torture room.

Seeing this, Lu Kang asked in the direction of the bedroom: "Yan'er, you said, if we hadn't burned those four guys last night, would they also become zombies?" ”

"Sir, no."

"Why? Isn't it all like that on TV? Lu Kang was puzzled.

Yan'er struck: "Because you are much weaker than the zombies on TV." ”

Lu Kang: "......"

Not long after, Yan'er's voice came from the bedroom: "Master, let's sleep, Yan'er is sleepy." ”

"Okay."

Someone nodded, turned off the TV and went in to sleep with Yan'er without shame.

Because he knows it's useless for him to refuse.

This sleep was woken up by the phone call of the moving company at night, Lu Kang got up and washed up and went downstairs to bring the people from the moving company to the house, and then naturally moved the things to the car.

Lu Kang took Yan'er to Houjie first.

Zhao Jin was sitting at the door of the coffin shop and waiting, and as soon as he saw Lu Kang, he immediately responded with a smile: "Brother Lu, you can be regarded as here." ”

When he said this, he glanced at Yan'er more, and seemed to be a little surprised by Yan'er's makeup.

Lu Kang snapped his fingers, and Yan'er threw the bag containing the money to Zhao Jin.

When he opened the zipper and saw the thick pile of banknotes inside, Zhao Jin's face was about to smile crookedly, and he immediately took out the real estate transfer contract and other formalities, and after checking it, they signed and pressed each other's fingerprints.

After that, Zhao Jin handed over all the keys to him, a little reluctant: "Brother Lu, this house will be yours in the future." ”

Lu Kang nodded, and after Zhao Jin left, he stood silently at the door of the coffin shop, a little distracted.

From now on, this store will be my own and my home.

Since the death of his parents, he Lu Kang has not known what home is for a long time.

"Master, will we all live here in the future?" Yan'er stood aside and asked puzzled.

"yes, let's go, I'll take you inside to see your new home."

Lu Kang smiled, then opened the door of the coffin shop and walked in, it was still the same furnishings as before.

As soon as she saw those coffins, Yan'er immediately became excited, touched the coffins non-stop, and went into the coffins from time to time.

Lu Kang went up to the second floor and found that it had been emptied by Zhao Jin.

It's okay to save Lu Kang from taking care of it again.

After a while, the moving company's car drove over, and then it was time to unload things.

As for how to put the previous furniture back in.

Lu said that he was very calm, and the old god sat comfortably at the door playing with the king pesticide with his mobile phone, and drank tea from time to time.

From time to time, a sentence burst out of his mouth: "Life is not only about the present, but also about the future." ”

Every time Yan'er passed by him with furniture, she would give a resentful look.

Hey, the old man doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

She let out a long sigh: "Maybe this is the scumbag on the Internet." ”

She will steal Lu Kang's mobile phone to surf the Internet when she has nothing to do, so she can be regarded as coming and going into contact with some Internet vocabulary.

As a scumbag, Lu turned a blind eye throughout the whole process, fully played the role of a scumbag, and deeply implemented the spirit of a scumbag.

It was only after I was busy until the evening that I was completely done.

After Lu Kang closed the door of the coffin shop, he casually found a coffin and lay in.

Yan'er covered him with a coffin lid on the outside with a resentful face.

Boom, the old man didn't let Yan'er sleep with her, Yan'er was so pitiful.

As soon as the coffin lid was closed, Lu Kang felt as if he was in another space.

Not only is it isolated from the outside sound, but it is also isolated from the air.

It is even isolated from life and death, because once a person lies in it, it means death.

It's just that the internal space is a little smaller, and it's difficult to turn over.

Well, tomorrow let people recreate a mouthful, preferably the kind that can open the door automatically and close the door automatically.

Lu Kang's heart was unusually calm, and sleepiness gradually hit.

A good night's sleep.

Lu Kang slept until noon the next day before waking up, and after pushing open the coffin lid and sitting up, he found that Yan'er was sitting next to him with his mobile phone, her fingers poking the screen wildly, and her mouth was scolding.

"Ahhh

"No. 3, you're a bad pen, you can blow yourself up by throwing a grenade."

"No. 4, why are you still stunned, someone is attacking the building, hurry up to the top floor."

"Number 1, you actually burst my tire, ahh......hhh

"Phew, you scumbags, the old lady really wants to bite you to death."

“……”

After noticing that Lu Kang got up, Yan'er's scolding stopped abruptly, and hurriedly accompanied a smile: "Master, you are awake." ”

"Haven't slept all night?" Lu Kang looked at the mobile phone in her hand and found that Yan'er actually played chicken eating.

Yan'er's eyes turned red: "Master, this group of scumbags is so hateful, they are so stupid to play a game that Yan'er didn't eat a handful of chicken all night." ”

Lu Kang snatched the phone from her hand, dropped a sentence and walked upstairs.

"Women's families, stop staying up late and playing games."

"It's not good for mobile phones......"

Yan'er was petrified instantly, and only after Lu Kang walked away did she smile hatefully: "Heh, man! ”

After some washing, Lu Kang asked Yan'er to stay in the store to do hygiene, and he went out in a big black robe.

He planned to see if anyone would build a coffin, so he also asked Zhao Jin specifically, but Zhao Jin said that he would not do that, but he gave Lu Kang a direction, saying that there was an old man in a longevity material shop in the east of Lincheng who could do it.

Lu Kang rushed over according to the location he provided.

When passing by a small alley, he accidentally saw a girl with a schoolbag being hugged by several young people who suddenly jumped out and went into the depths of the alley, and the girl struggled in various ways.

Lu Kang paused and couldn't help frowning.

He didn't want to care about this kind of thing, after all, he had suffered several losses before.

But if he was not mistaken, that girl seemed to be his student Chen Xiao.

Since that's the case, he can't leave it alone.

Lu Kang quickly chased after them, and only after more than ten minutes did he see them in a dense plantain forest.

Lu Kang stopped less than twenty meters away from them.

It was three young men with dyed hair.

Two of them stubbornly controlled Chen Xiao, and the other reached out to take off Chen Xiao's clothes with a lewd smile.

Chen Xiao's mouth was covered, so he had to let out a weak whining sound and kick his legs indiscriminately.

Since these people were facing Lu Kang's side, he could see the horror on Chen Xiao's face.

One of the young men suddenly screamed, clutched his hand and took a few steps back.

It turned out that he was bitten by Chen Xiao.

The young man walked up and slapped Chen Xiao's face, and this slap directly slapped her to the ground.

A few people cursed and began to take off their clothes.

Lu Kang knew that he couldn't watch it anymore, so he subconsciously wanted to rush forward.

But at that moment, his body suddenly froze.

I saw Chen Xiao, who was sitting on the ground, suddenly stood up and a long tongue stuck out of her mouth.

The tongue was like a poisonous snake wrapped around the neck of the young man closest to her.

The young man was immediately lifted into the air, and after a few desperate struggles, he completely burped.

The other two youths screamed in horror, turned around and ran.

Chen Xiao's tongue chased out directly, and it was actually split into two halves.

The two young men had barely run a few steps before their tongues strangled them from behind, and like the guy before, their bodies were held in the air by a big and long tongue, and they died in a short time.

Chen Xiao looked around, picked up his schoolbag from the ground and put it back on his back, and left without looking at the three corpses on the ground.

Lu Kang stared blankly at the three corpses on the ground, as if he had lost his soul.

It took him a long time before he reacted and looked at the direction in which Chen Xiao left.

A biting chill welled up in my heart, and my scalp tingled.

This...... Is this his student Chen Xiao?