Chapter 250: Asking for Scholarship (Second Update)
But now that there are so many people, Lao Dao is not easy to attack, so he still said patiently and in a low voice: "This donor, sometimes you have to have it in your life, and you can't force it all the time in your life, what you are asking can't be solved, please ask another master!"
Who knew that when the young man heard this, he suddenly got up.
"What kind of bullshit Taoist temple are you! I can't even solve a sign! What a waste of time, I will never come to you again! ”
After speaking, the young man turned around and left, his face full of indignation, leaving behind a confused old way.
This Nima ...... I haven't gotten angry yet, you're getting angry first, where do you get your confidence.
And the voice of the conversation between the two just now was very low, and the people in the hall didn't know what was going on, and at this time, when they saw the young man walking out angrily, they all turned their eyes in surprise.
Lao Dao's expression is as uncomfortable as eating shi, the job of unsigning is actually very good, the explanation of the signature is in the book, he has to say it at least dozens of times a day, and now he doesn't have to read the book at all, just open his mouth.
But what are you asking? No matter which book of Taoism does not record the solution of the two-color ball!
Lao Dao took a few deep breaths and forcibly suppressed the anger in his chest.
"Next!"
A young man in a floral shirt sat down at the table and handed the signature in his hand to Lao Dao.
Lao Dao glanced at it and asked, "What do you want to ask?" ”
"I want to ask about my child's studies." Flower shirt said.
"Oh......" Lao Dao breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, secretly thinking that there was finally a normal problem.
He coughed and read according to the signature: "When the drought is dry, the fields are withered, thank God and the rain falls, the flowers, fruits, plants and trees are moist, and I know that a rain is worth a thousand gold." ”
Lao Dao thought for a while and said slowly: "Donor, your child's studies can still be successful, but it is not all smooth sailing, and it takes chance." ”
"Oh?" Hua Shirt's face was overjoyed, and he asked urgently, "Please give me some advice." ”
Lao Dao shook his head and said, "In other words, it is not enough to rely on your own efforts, you also need external assistance." ”
Hua Shirt was stunned, "May I ask what the external force the chief is talking about?" ”
The old Taoist twisted his beard and smiled, after what happened just now, he was also a little breathless in his heart, and deliberately raised his voice and said: "Since the donor came to my three-element view, it is related to my Taoism, the so-called sincerity is spiritual, good and good, as long as the donor has a good faith with our three-element view, it will definitely be of great help." ”
The so-called good faith is actually to donate money to the Taoist temple, and the more you donate, the more sincere you are, as for whether it will work or not, it is impossible to say.
Anyway, Taoism and Buddhism are the same, first get the money and then say, if it is really accurate, that is, the gods are moved by your sincerity, and use great magic to make your wish come true, if you are not accurate, that is, you are not sincere enough, and you have to continue to donate money.
Hua Shirt also seemed to be a master of money, and after listening to the old words, he immediately took out a few bundles of brand-new banknotes from his leather bag.
"Dao Chief, as long as my son can be admitted to a key university, money is not a problem, do you think my donation of 100,000 yuan is enough?"
Lao Dao looked at the banknotes stacked on the table, and his eyes almost popped out.
In the past, believers formed a good faith, at most it was a few hundred yuan, and most of them were five or ten yuan.
This guy ...... It's 100,000 as soon as it is shot, where did this local tyrant come from!
Lao Dao's lips trembled, now the Taoist temple is corporatized management, and when paying wages, it is also necessary to look at the performance, and he will have a hundred thousand good letters at once, and he must be the performance champion this month!
"Donor...... With such sincerity, it is simply touching, you can rest assured, Sanqing will definitely bless your son with smooth sailing and academic success! ”
Lao Dao's face was full of red light and said excitedly.
"Good!" Hua shirt also looked happy, walked to the merit box with the money, and stuffed it into bundles one by one.
This scene attracted the attention of the entire hall, and the pilgrims exchanged their heads one after another.
"Wow...... This guy is really rich, 100,000! Just donate? ”
"After donating so much money, the gods will definitely bless his son."
"Yes, with such a big merit, I estimate that his son will definitely be able to pass the exam."
But just when everyone was envious, the mobile phone in the pocket of the flower shirt suddenly rang, and when he picked it up and listened, his face suddenly changed.
"What do you say! My son was expelled from school! ”
This voice was so loud that it could be heard clearly even outside the main hall.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and even the old Dao just now froze in place, looking at the flower shirt in surprise.
What the hell?
I just said that your son can succeed in his studies, how did he get fired in less than a minute?
Oh my! Are you playing with me on purpose?
Lao Dao felt that his face was crackled, and his whole cheek was hot.
Hua shirt hung up the phone, walked over angrily, grabbed the collar of the old way, and scolded: "What kind of bullshit Taoist view are you, you can't solve the sign just now, and now you are talking nonsense in order to cheat me out of money!" ”
Lao Dao was so frightened that he waved his hand again and again, "Donor, where is this petition accurate, maybe you are not sincere enough......"
Speaking of which, even he himself can't say it anymore, donating 100,000 yuan is not called sincerity, so what is sincerity......
Hua Shirt said angrily: "You dare to quibble!" Didn't you just say that my son will definitely succeed in his studies! My son had good grades, but he was expelled from school just after donating money! ”
The others also looked at each other, and it was too coincidental to say that this was nothing, but after making a good faith, it was unlucky.
Didn't they all say in the past that the three-element view is very spiritual? It's a bit unreliable now.
Hua Shirt angrily grabbed the old Tao, pointed to the idol on the shrine and scolded: "Where are you Taoist temples here!" It's a cult! Even if the believer's petition fails, he will be unlucky! I don't think you should call it Sanyuanguan, just change the name to the unlucky view! ”
Lao Dao almost fainted, and said loudly: "Donor, you can't talk nonsense, if you offend the gods, be careful of being punished by heaven!" ”
"Bullshit gods!" Hua Shirt spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm on Lao Dao's face, and scolded: "If you don't help people, you will hurt people, even if it is a god, it is an evil god, and you are a cult here!" Give me the money back! ”
There was such a big commotion, and the Taoist priests in the main hall were also anxious, today is the time when there are many pilgrims, and if it continues like this, it will damage the reputation of the Taoist temple a lot.
The steward in the main hall didn't dare to argue with the flower shirt, took out the key, opened the merit box, and returned the 100,000 yuan to him.
It is the first time that the donated faith is returned.
All the Taoist priests saw the money in their hands flying, and they didn't feel good in their hearts, but they could only secretly admit that they were unlucky.
When the other believers saw this, they nodded their heads, believing that the three-element view should do so.
However, the flower shirt should be just a coincidence in the eyes of most people.
After all, asking God to petition this kind of thing is all for psychological comfort, not to mention that it doesn't work, but if you donate money, you will be unlucky, no matter how you think about it, this thing is unreliable.