Next to the floor-to-ceiling window on the right side of Cafe Ne, a trendy woman with dyed purple hair is playing with the "wild berry clown" in the cup with her habit, while looking at the male netizen she met for the first time with a dissatisfied gaze.

A week ago, she drew a boy with a very good face on the detective, although his facial features are not handsome, but the selfie is quite level, plus the speech is humorous, every time he shakes his wit and tells a joke, he can make people laugh, and in the dead of night, when the empty heart has nowhere to place, he will always give people just the right comfort in a way that is not disgusting, such as sending a foreign *** like ordering a song.

The reason why she has become an active user of Tantan is just to tease those stinky men with ugly faces who are hungry and thirsty, but this time she was really moved.

Such a warm man, how can you miss it? She made up her mind to meet this little brother in the same city!

However, after risking the dissuasion of her best friend, she felt extremely disappointed.

Because he and the warm man on the Internet are like two people!

Where is there any tenderness that is like water that connects people's hearts? It's a straight man of steel! Stuffy gourd into fine!

Calculating the time, the straight little brother had been staring out the window for three minutes, and she finally couldn't help but pinch her throat and ask in the most gentle voice possible: "You, well, what do you feel weird about today?" Is it my delusion? ”

"Huh?" Fang Ziyu turned his head and glanced at the girl sitting opposite, and made a straight male cancerous voice, "I've always been like this." ”

"But ......" The purple-haired tide girl shook her head, and before she finished the rest of the words, she suppressed the urge to slap the table and hit people, barely squeezed out a smile, and said, "Anyway, I don't have anything to say while sitting here, why don't you do this tonight?" Since you don't have anything, I'll pay for it myself. ”

"Oh, okay, bye-bye."

Fang Ziyu politely waved goodbye to her, and then quickly turned his head to continue to look out the window, not daring to touch her gaze.

It's really not that he intends to spoof the whole person, it's just that there is a bit of a misunderstanding in it, and it's inconvenient to explain.

In fact, the person who chatted with this girl online was not Fang Ziyu at all, but Jiang Lan, who was deceiving people everywhere with Fang Ziyu's photo.

Fang Ziyu was aware of this matter, considering that he might be implicated after Wen Yan made a big fuss about Cleveland, Fang Ziyu handed over most of the things related to the future tablet task to Jiang Lan to take care of, and the two agreed on a set of secret contact information that only each other knew, one of which was dating, but not Fang Ziyu and Jiang Lan dating.

First, Fang Ziyu can't cross the hurdle of psychological barriers, and second, direct contact between the two may make Jiang Lan also enter the sight of the intelligence agency.

A game house does not play online games, but instead plays love games, and this plot development is reasonable. But Fang Ziyu had a cold aura on his body, so the burden of flirting with his sister fell on Jiang Lan.

Jiang Lan is a bodyguard with a fancy, and he is also a good at flirting with girls, while Fang Ziyu even feels that it is difficult to chat with familiar female friends, and when he meets a strange woman of the same age who he has never met, he will cut off all possibilities to continue the topic in a few words.

After the girl left her seat, Fang Ziyu subconsciously glanced at her phone, counting the time in a daze, it was just five minutes.

After putting down the phone, Fang Ziyu looked out the door, but didn't see Jiang Lan, but saw a face he didn't want to see.

"Yo, Fang Ziyu!" A trendy man walked in with a girl of the same height as him at the door, and at a glance he found Fang Ziyu, who was about to turn around and pretend not to see him, and immediately waved his hand to greet him warmly.

Yinjiang is not a big city with a population of 10 million, and it is inevitable to meet acquaintances on the road. Although the person in front of him was not an acquaintance, after all, he was an old classmate of six years, and Fang Ziyu could only respond helplessly out of politeness.

This old classmate has been classmates with Fang Ziyu and Lu Xincheng for six years, but Fang Ziyu and Lu Xincheng have a very average relationship with him, for no other reason, that is, this old friend loves to show off too much, especially likes to ask "Why don't you find a girlfriend" after showing off his new girlfriend?

Single dogs also have self-esteem!

Moreover, this old man's swagger is really unshy, once or twice can be used as a joke, but he keeps repeating it again and again, and Fang Ziyu and Lu Xincheng have no choice but to keep their distance from him.

"Dig a groove, I haven't seen you for a long time, I heard that you are studying at Yinda, damn, obviously you are still in Yinjiang, why don't you play with me." The old classmate hugged his girlfriend tighter, and put on that special expression that made people want to slap him, "Introduction, this is my girlfriend, Weiwei, this is my classmate, who is studying in the same class in junior high school and high school, super fateful!" ”

Fang Ziyu was about to say that he was waiting for others, and the old classmate pulled his girlfriend and sat opposite Fang Ziyu without saying anything.

"Hey, who ordered this Wild Berry Clown?" The old classmate deliberately made an exaggerated expression, "Wow, you made an appointment?" Girlfriend? ”

"It's not." Fang Ziyu wanted to slap his ass and leave, but when he thought of the friendship of his classmates, he still smiled at each other.

"Oh, you're not going to be single, are you?" Old classmates began to look for a sense of superiority.

"Well, single." Fang Ziyu's smile gradually turned cold.

"Oh, there are so many good girls in college, why don't you find a girlfriend? Aren't you afraid of loneliness? "The old classmates have to inch in.

Fang Ziyu really wanted to shoot this guy in the head, and then ask him: Why don't you dodge bullets, aren't you afraid of death?

"I heard that Lu Xincheng is also still single, you two have always been mixed together before, and you can't do it, right?"

Let's not say it, civilized you, me and him, say it again, it must be a stupid fork. Fang Ziyu finally couldn't listen to it, and decided to ignore the stupid fork in front of him and get up to say goodbye.

At this moment, the smell of perfume approached, and a tall and amazing-looking beauty walked up to Fang Ziyu and grabbed his arm.

"Fang Fang, who are?" The beauty's voice is not worthy of his face, but it is barely in his ears, and with a charming temperament, the flaws in his voice are not very important.

"Ahem, ahem!" Fang Ziyu almost choked on his own saliva, and after coughing a few times in a row, he gritted his back molars and said word by word, "My classmate, and his girlfriend." ”

"Oh, I don't like to sit with strangers, shall we change seats?" The beauty in the long dress gave a look, noble but not arrogant, but she could reject people thousands of miles away.

"Hmm." Fang Ziyu nodded stiffly, got up and walked to the corner.

The old classmate's girlfriend glanced at him with envy and jealousy, turned around and slapped him on the head.

"Look at what! Makeup! ”

On the other side, Fang Ziyu clasped Jiang Lan's wrist and squeezed out a sentence without smiling.

"Next time, I will make a good claim, buy one get one free for electric shock therapy."