Chapter 19: Valentine's Day (3)
"Hell, can't you understand what I mean?" Lu Xun yelled at the receiver of the phone, "I said it clearly, put that Browning heavy machine gun on the east wall!" East! East! East! Do you have a clear direction? ”
The person on the other end of the phone was honestly afraid, and he still didn't know what he had done wrong, which made his boss angry.
"Ministry...... Minister, last time you were talking about the north, right? The Executive Department responded cautiously.
"Unless I have a brain cramp, I won't say north!" Lu Xun hung up the phone angrily, sat down in a chair, and sighed.
The strong men in the executive department really don't have to say anything, they are five big and three with big shoulders and round waists, and they carry hundreds of kilograms of heavy machine guns on their shoulders, but these people may not be able to understand Lu Xun's instructions very well...... As a Chinese, Lu Xun always speaks with the euphemism and modesty characteristic of Asians, but the rectums of the executive department have only one tendon in their brains and cannot understand the twists and turns of the Chinese.
Lu Xun: "This mission...... If you can't do it all today, it's okay to stay until tomorrow. ”
Lu Xun's true meaning: You must finish this work for me today! You are not allowed to eat until you finish drying! Who dares to be lazy to raise their heads to see them!
What the executive department heard: This work is no longer necessary!
The strong men in the executive department threw away the work in their hands, patted their butts and left.
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Lu Xun: No need to help, no need to help, I can do it myself, I really can.
Lu Xun's true meaning: I sank me to death by this fucking thing, are you guys blind? Why don't you come and help me!
What the executive department heard: This thing is a piece of cake, I can lift it with one hand.
The executive department applauded and said that the minister was mighty! Then pat your ass and walk away.
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"Land Patrol." Lao Jia suddenly spoke.
"Huh?"
"According to my records, you did tell them last time to mount that M2 heavy machine gun, numbered NB10058, on the north wall." Lao Jia said.
Lu Xun was stunned.
"The task log and the email should still be there." Lao Jia said, "You can double-check." ”
Lu Xun turned on the computer, entered the e-mail, flipped down one by one, and finally found the mission email, "Fifth team, please install the No. NB10058 M2 heavy machine gun at the designated location on the north wall before 17:00 this afternoon." ”
No way!
Lu Xun was shocked, bounced up like an electric shock, and left his hands off the keyboard.
"This, this, this, this...... Was it really me who sent the email? ”
"It turns out that you do have a brain cramp." Lao Jia's tone was flat.
Lu Xun suddenly sweated profusely, remembering that he had just yelled at the people in the executive department, thinking that most of those people were scolded by himself...... I gave the order, but I didn't admit it, and I called them to accuse them...... Lu Xun covered his face silently.
"I, I, I, I have to call them and apologize." Lu Xun hurriedly dialed the phone, the phone in the office of the head of the executive department only has three lines, one can be dialed with one button, one goes directly to the colonel's office, and in case of emergency, he can directly contact Maxwell Sean, and one leads to the training ground of the executive department, where most of the people in the executive department usually stay, and the last one is connected to the bottom of the academy, and the other end of the phone line is Omega.
The vast majority of communications in the security zone are conducted by radio, but radio range is limited and interference can occur in times of crisis, when wired landlines are more reliable than radio waves.
Lu Xun dialed the phone.
There was silence in the earpiece for a few seconds, and someone on the other end spoke.
"Ministry...... Minister? Is there anything else you can do? ”
Lu Xun cleared his throat, "About the heavy machine gun just now......"
"Ah......hhhh Minister! We've rechecked the mission log, and you're right, you did ask us to move the machine gun to the east wall last time! The executive department interrupted the land patrol, "We accidentally read it wrong!" I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! We immediately sent someone to put it back in place! ”
Lu Xun held the telephone receiver.
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Lao Jia: ......
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"You have an unread message."
"Ding-" sounded, and a message suddenly popped up on the computer screen.
Lu Xun was stunned and clicked on the inbox, which was an email that did not indicate the source.
"Brother Lu Xun, at five o'clock this afternoon, don't forget to meet at the restaurant~"
The email was short, with only one line of words, no signature, and a laughing emoji at the end. You don't need to look at the source, Lu Xun knows who this email came from...... Everyone in the academy has an email address, because all personal computers are connected to Omega's local area network, email is a very common means of communication, but not everyone will use it, the IP address of this email Lu Xun has never seen, it may be the little girl's own mailbox, or she may have borrowed someone else's.
"The little girl can't wait." Old Jia ......Yo Let's change your clothes. ”
Lu Xun looked at himself, he was wearing a very ordinary gray shirt and black trousers.
"Isn't this okay?"
"You look like a bum...... When you eat with a girl, you should change into more formal clothes and tidy up your hair, which is the most basic etiquette, and she is so happy that it will be very disappointing to see you sloppy past. Lao Jia said, "Also, you should bring a weapon to defend yourself." ”
"Weapons?" Lu Xun was stunned, he still had to bring weapons when he ate with Ai Ye?
"Prevent a certain embryo-killing vinegar from coming up and chopping your dog man and woman alive with one knife." Lao Jia said.
Lemon?
Lu Xun was startled, and then felt weak for a while.
"Does Lemon know about this? I...... I'm just having a meal, so it shouldn't be a big deal, right? ”
"Maybe that inexplicable note was given to you by Lemon." Lao Jia said, "Trick you, a negative man, into a deserted place and cut it down." ”
Lu Xun took out the note in his arms, this is the short note sent by someone I don't know, spelling out a sentence with the words on the newspaper clippings, I don't know who sent it, but there is an ominous black aura between the lines, it looks like a precursor to a murder...... Lu Xun was shocked.
"Don't worry, I'm just scaring you, it's not so exaggerated." Lao Jia said leisurely, "Speaking of which, you and Lemon have never been sure what the relationship is, right?" She used to be just your partner, but now she doesn't even like your partner anymore, and neither of you has the right to interfere in each other's lives. ”
Truly...... Since serving as the head of the executive department, the only relationship between him and Lemon has also been severed, they are no longer partners, and they no longer carry out tasks together, the number of meetings between Lu Xun and Lemon has dropped to once or twice a week, and the two of them only nod and say hello when they meet, they both have their own lives, and the life and death of the past are a thing of the past.
Lu Xun suddenly found that he was more and more indifferent to many things...... If it was himself a year ago, he would definitely not agree to serve as the head of the executive department, and maybe he would not accept Ai Ye's invitation, but now he is used to thinking about the overall situation, and his personal interests and feelings are put behind the collective interests, no matter what the problem, the first thing that comes to mind must be everyone in the academy.
He thinks he's looking more and more like a colonel...... A lonely, cold and powerful man like a colonel.
Lao Jia said that this is the only way for every man to grow, and as you grow older and more experienced, you will gradually look down on everything you saw as life before. The sign of a man's maturity is that he learns to control his emotions so that they do not affect the overall situation.
But Lu Xun didn't like this kind of growth.