Chapter 209: Bus hooligans
Damn, it's a trick, this is a common trick used by ghosts, and I can't imagine that people with innate eyes didn't notice the cattiness here.
Now the situation is more serious, and I don't take advantage of this hearse, because the structure of the entire carriage is iron, and I can't use the wood spirit magic that I am good at.
And this hearse is an acre and a third of an acre of land for this group of ghosts, and it was not until I got into the car that I directed the yin qi emitted by the whole hearse to be extremely strong, this is not formed by a group of unjust souls gathered together, this is the hearse itself.
It's not hard for me to deal with ghosts, but it's hard to talk about the whole hearse, it's like a curse, it will curse every soul that gets on the car, and you can't get rid of it.
Of course, I'm a little too pessimistic in this way, after all, I'm not that easy to mess with.
This situation is not allowed to be thought about, and I have decided to salute before I fight!
I said to the conductor's eldest sister: "I'm sorry, I got on the wrong bus, please ask the driver to stop the car, I want to get off!" ”
The reason why I say this to the conductor's eldest sister is because I think she is the boss of this hearse.
I saw her smile coldly and said: "Since you get on the bus, you must get off at the destination, this is the rule of the Yinyang No. 14 bus!" ”
"Oh, the Yinyang No. 14 bus? Isn't it the Harmony? I asked, frowning.
The conductor's eldest sister said, "Are your eyes scared?" Or didn't you look at the license plate before getting in the car? ”
"Please, I asked you before I got in the car, but you were talking about Lei Feng! Forget all this and it doesn't matter, I'm asking you now, where is this car going? ”
"Of course the Yin Yang is heading to the underworld!" The conductor's eldest sister said gloomily.
If it were an ordinary person, I would have been scared half to death by the appearance of this old woman, and I would have long been immune to their methods.
I sneered and said: "Sure enough, it's just a group of small characters who can only scare people, I tell you to stop and let me go down, otherwise this car will really drive to the underworld, and I will let you go around without food!" ”
The conductor's eldest sister didn't expect that I didn't have any fear, but was threatening her, she was stunned for a moment but quickly resumed her normal labor and said: "I want to hear it, what are your ways to make us unable to eat and walk around!" ”
I showed a little ruffian look, and said very arrogantly: "Black and white impermanence is my worship brother, if you talk about seniority, you still have to call me the third master!" ”
"Ah, hahaha,,," When the conductor's eldest sister heard this, she immediately burst out laughing, and then the group of ghosts in the carriage also laughed, as if she had heard Guo Degang's cross talk.
I said impatiently, "Is it that funny, your ghosts' laughter is too low!" ”
The eldest sister of the conductor stopped laughing and said, "Boy, you really dare to say that if you are the worship brother of those two masters, then I will be the king of the Ten Palaces, hahaha,,," She said and became unscrupulous.
I slowly took out a black talisman from my underwear pocket with two fingers, shook it and said, "Just what you said just now, I can sentence you to death on behalf of Grandpa Hades!" ”
The conductor's eldest sister's smile immediately stiffened on her face, and she said with some horror: "It's a ghost talisman, you actually have a ghost talisman, who are you?" ”