At this time, Xu Sun Dongliang didn't believe it at all.

Where else is there such a good thing?

Lao Tzu is in the prime of his life, and he has never done anything good, how can he be Chang'e's husband?

According to Xu Sun Dongliang's experience of watching Journey to the West in his childhood.

It must be this female ghost or banshee who has taken a fancy to her peerless face, so she wants to absorb her yang energy.

Although Xu Sun Dongliang does not have the adventures and luck of Zhou Hao and Zhao Wunian, he does not have the wisdom and demon mind of Ren Shan.

But as far as the current situation is concerned, if you want to convince Xu Sun Dongliang, it is basically impossible.

When Chang'e saw Xu Sun Dongliang's appearance, she immediately became anxious, she wanted to pull Xu Sun Dongliang over to explain well, but Xu Sun Dongliang seemed to have been stepped on by the tail.

"Phew! You female ghost is so daring! Don't think I'm an ordinary mortal! If I get angry, you can't afford it! ”

Xu Sun Dongliang said as he wanted to take out the dragon tongue bow from his delicate teeth.

But he was surprised to find that his delicate teeth were actually broken, and he couldn't even take out a fart.

After thinking about it, this female ghost hooked her soul, so the dragon tongue bow must still be in the mortal world.

me, what's the matter, it's really damn dead.

Chang'e didn't care about Xu Sun Dongliang's words, so she still had to step forward and pull Xu Sun Dongliang down.

Xu Sun Dongliang stepped back, but how wide is this bed? Where can you retreat?

Forget it, anyway, Lao Tzu will also do yin and yang skills, try to learn from rats.

Xu Sun Dongliang pointed at the sword in his hand, and read in his mouth: "Sanqing has collected evil chaos, holding the fairy sword out of the heavenly gate, blessing the immortal sword body with essence and blood, and collecting and killing the evil demons and unrighteous gods!" ”

When he was reciting the mantra, Chang'e was anxious and wanted to tear him off quickly, but Xu Sun Dongliang was so flexible, jumping back and forth on the bed while chanting the mantra, Chang'e was reluctant to hurt him.

When Xu Sun Dongliang's spell was finished, I saw that Xu Sun Dongliang's index finger and middle finger suddenly exploded!

"Bang!" With a bang, Xu Sun Dongliang's entire right hand exploded on the spot, and the palm of his hand was directly blown up.

Chang'e hurriedly said: "Husband! You are now in the Yin Body, and you are not allowed to do the Dao! Yin and yang are mutually restrictive! I don't touch you, you don't hurt yourself. Chang'e stepped back as she spoke, saying that she would not hurt him.

The huge pain swept through Xu Sun Dongliang's brain, but Xu Sun Dongliang knew that he couldn't fall down at this time, otherwise he was afraid that this female ghost would suck herself dry.

Xu Sun Dongliang grabbed his little arm and sat down against the wall.

"You, why do you call me husband?" Xu Sun Dongliang asked.

The plan to delay the army, when Lao Tzu recovers, he will slip away immediately!

Chang'e was about to retreat to the door, and if her heel hadn't hit the threshold, I'm afraid she would have to go out.

"You, you were originally my husband, I am Chang'e, why can't you remember anything at all? Your yang eyes are obviously open. Chang'e said aggrievedly, her eyes were a little red at this time, and she was afraid that she would have to cry if she said a few more words.

Alas, looking forward to the stars and the moon, he finally hooked Xu Sun Dongliang, and the ghost knows why he hasn't woken up yet.

It's like fun.

Although what Chang'e said was reasonable and emotional, Xu Sun Dongliang still didn't believe it.

Let's just put it this way.

Before I met a mouse, I didn't believe that there were ghosts in this world.

Now you tell me that you are Chang'e?

I didn't see you bring out two mooncakes for me to eat.

"Oh, I see, what happened before? Tell me about it, and maybe I'll remember. Xu Sun Dongliang said.

At the same time, Xu Sun Dongliang was also invoking the yin qi on his body to repair his right hand.

After all, he is also a person who has learned the Yin and Yang Gong, even if he is a Yin body, he can also control the Yin Qi on his body.

Chang'e thought that this might be a solution, so the whole person fell into memories.

"Although it is forbidden to discuss these things in the Heavenly Court, the laws of heaven and earth seem to be loosened today, so I will pick a few more important things to talk about. It was in ancient times, at that time, Buzhou Mountain had not been broken by Gonggong, and it was very convenient for the gods to want to go down to earth, because Buzhou Mountain, as a pillar of heaven, could communicate with heaven and earth. Many gods had feelings for mortals when they descended to earth, and Emperor and Xihe were a couple. Later, Emperor Cheng defeated Chi You, which made the gods frightened and wanted to bring Emperor Cheng into the heavenly court as a god. ”

"But if the emperor at that time had become a god, then his own cultivation would have been gone......"

Xu Sun Dongliang immediately gestured and said, "Stop, stop, is the emperor you are talking about a person?" Are people so powerful? Can it make the gods afraid? ”

It shouldn't be.

Chang'e nodded and said, "Yes, at that time, the first generation of human beings were very powerful, and their combat power was no less than that of gods and demons, but the people at that time were all made according to the appearance of the emperor. It was also at that time that ten children of Emperor Wei and Xihe were born, and they were all golden crows, that is, the sun, and the ten suns flew into the sky at the same time, which made the earth unbearable, and it was ...... at that time."

Xu Sun Dongliang gestured again and said, "Wait a while, this is too unsunny and has something to do with me?" Can you get to the point? ”

Hey, Xu Sun Dongliang is a debtor, and it is common to interrupt others.

But this Chang'e is not annoying him.

Chang'e nodded and said: "I was about to say this, at that time, even Emperor Wei had no way to eliminate his sons, so he could only find you, because you have a sun-shooting bow, although those golden crows are all Emperor Shen's children, but he really can't bear to watch human beings suffer such a catastrophe, after all, to some extent, all human beings are also Emperor Kai's children." ”

"The relationship between you and the emperor is good, at first you want to refuse, because the golden crows also want to call you uncle, but the emperor repeatedly asked, you also agreed to him, after shooting the nine golden crows, the earth regained its vitality again, and human beings gradually recuperated, in order to reward you, the queen mother gave you the elixir, as long as you eat it, you can become a god, you didn't want to eat it at that time, because I am also a human being, but there is only one elixir. None of us thought that this was actually a game set up by heaven. ”

"One day, you were not at home, your apprentice Fengmeng came to our room, first to tease me, and then force me to hand over the elixir, there is really no way, I can only take the elixir, and then I flew to the moon next to the Nine Heavens and became a god."

"Actually, the Queen Mother gave you the elixir, not to give you a reward, but because you shot the Golden Crow, which also scared Heavenly Court, so they did it."

"Heavenly Court knows that we are affectionate, if you want to continue to be with me, then you must also become a god, so that you will automatically become a god, Feng Meng only did this by obeying the dispatch of Heavenly Court, but Heavenly Court did not let him tease me."

"After this happened, you found the Queen Mother and wanted her to give it back to you, and the Queen Mother said that only if you also become a god, can you continue to be with me, otherwise, there is no saying that immortals can become mortals. After you saw through the plan of the Heavenly Court, you returned to the mortal world in anger and told the emperor about it. ”

"Emperor Wei is also very angry, before he can go to the trouble of the gods, the heavenly court issued an iron decree, saying that mortals and gods cannot have feelings, except for you and Emperor Kai, two people who have made great contributions, all mortals who do this will die, and you, as long as you are willing to become gods, you can not blame the past."

"The wrath of the heavenly court is actually fake, but the wrath of you and the emperor is real, seeing that the gods are about to send heavenly soldiers to cleanse the world, you angrily launched an attack on the heavenly court, people are made by gods, but people have challenged gods, and the battle has lasted for three years, and the result is that mankind has failed."

"In the past three years, the third generation of leaders of the demon world has appeared, and he has also started a competition with the heavenly court, but the time is very short, and he soon fell, because he lost to the fire god Zhu Rong, he broke Buzhou Mountain in a fit of anger, and a piece of it that absorbed the essence of the sun and moon for tens of thousands of years, named Ancestral Cone, fell into the hands of the emperor."

"I thought that after having the ancestral cone, mortals could defeat the gods, but the mortals still failed, after the war subsided, the heavenly court chased the god name 'Ritian God General' to you and the god name 'Zongbu God', expelled Xihe to Rimu, saying that the Huaxia God Clan can no longer tolerate him, and I have lived in this Guanghan Palace for thousands of years, because I have the cultivation of the Xuan Immortal Realm, and I can participate in the Pan Tao Club every time, so I can't die at all."

"In this way, Nuwa Niangniang came forward to create the second generation of human beings, in order to prevent there from still turmoil, so the long lifespan and ability of human beings were eliminated, and the lifespan of mortals was defined as three hundred years."

In addition, various rules and regulations have been added to restrain human beings, such as mortals who are sick, mortals who have done bad things, and when the gods are born, mortals have sex and Shouyuan will be detained, and in general, it is not easy for mortals to live to the age of seventy. But the heavenly court also needs fresh blood, so the Dao Gate and the Buddha Gate are kept in the mortal world. ”

"But even so, Heavenly Court is also very strict with the selection of newcomers, such as revealing the Heavenly Opportunity to lose life, and placing a spell that is too heavy to kill karma will also reduce life and even death, and when the merit is complete, it will also accept the examination of the Thunder Tribulation. Even so, at the beginning, there will still be new people entering the heavenly court and becoming gods, but later, mortals don't know what's going on, it seems that they don't believe in Buddhism or Taoism, and there have been no new people in the heavenly court for hundreds of years, and gradually, there is a saying in the heavenly court: mortals have evolved into the second generation of gods. ”

After hearing this, Xu Sun Dongliang thought that the following story had nothing to do with him, so he said: "So, what is the name of the role I play in this story?" ”

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