As the saying goes, the most common dog blood in the world is amnesia, cancer, and car accidents, which is simply the standard plot of a TV series in a certain country on the peninsula for a period of time.

Before his left foot stepped out and landed, Mei Chinese New Year's Eve's mind was empty, and he didn't even have time to think about how he got involved in this bloody incident......

A donkey rolls.

Although the scene was very thrilling and ugly, and the moves were not so influential, at least the two of them rolled to a safe area, and the car also stepped on the brakes in time and stopped less than a meter away from Mr. Mei's position just now.

The onlookers were more enthusiastic, some helped to call the police, some helped them to the bench outside the roadside kiosk, and stuffed them with bottles of mineral water to suppress the shock. Mei Chinese New Year's Eve was tightly wrapped in Mr. Bai's arms, except for being a little frightened, there was nothing to do. He stabilized his mind and hurriedly went to see how Mr. Bai was doing, so far the well-cut dark green windbreaker was completely scrapped, not to mention the dust and soil on the clothes, and there were several cuts directly scratched in many places - just looking at the clothes, you can imagine how painful it hurts for the person wearing this dress.

"Does it hurt to have a headache? Do you feel nauseous? And what about the ribs? What about knees and elbows? What about bones and joints elsewhere? What the hell does it hurt? Mei Chinese New Year's Eve hugged Mr. Bai in a panic, her eyes full of what happened to this person, and she didn't care about the driver who stopped the car and ran over to apologize.

"It doesn't hurt anywhere." Bai Qi blinked in confusion, his pair of black bean-like pupils couldn't match the focal length, plus he was embarrassed at the moment, and his previously carefully combed hair was also pulled to his forehead, looking innocent and pitiful, "Teacher Mei, have you seen my glasses?" ”

At this time, there happened to be a kind young lady, picked up Mr. Bai's glasses that fell to the side of the road and ran over, especially regretfully handed them to Mei Chinese New Year's Eve: "These lenses are all broken and can't be worn." ”

Mei Chinese New Year's Eve took the pair of glasses with spider web-like cracks on the lenses with one hand, and stabilized Mr. Bai with the other hand: "Are you really okay, let's go to the hospital to check it first, right?" ”

Bai Qi really wanted to say that as a big demon who dominated one side, he just rolled on the ground, and at most he was untidy, and it would not cause any substantial damage. But he can't say this, it's the rhythm of dropping the vest after speaking, and it's not as simple as "accompanying a little stubborn sweetheart to the hospital once".

So he had to continue to maintain the state of confusion after the "severe myopia patient" suddenly lost his glasses and became half-blind.

After handing over the glasses, the young lady left by herself, sending a message as she went: [Mrs. Madam, I just saw a particularly good couple on Yingbin Street! Xiao Attack and Shou have been on the road, suddenly a car ran a red light, Xiao Attack reacted very quickly, and it was too handsome to hold and roll away, this pair of looks are super high! The attack is very good.,It's especially tasteful.。 Affected by the clear eyebrows, holding on to the small attack all kinds of worries about whether he fell and injured himself, it is simply a little sweetheart! Hand the pen to my wife! Please~]

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Wei Xi blew out an emoji in response, then put the phone back in his pocket, pinched his thumb with his index finger, and gently wiped it in the air, and the Xiaoice man hidden under the accelerator of the accident vehicle instantly sublimated into the air, leaving no trace of the slightest. Then, after taking a look at the crowd of onlookers from afar, she confirmed that there was nothing wrong with Mei Chinese New Year's Eve and that the snake had nothing wrong except relying too much on glasses, and quietly blended into the bustling pedestrians on the pedestrian street.

The traffic police came very quickly, and saw that the scene did not cause any loss of people's lives and public facilities, so they issued a ticket to the driver according to the "red light" and deducted points; This matter is barely an accident at best, but it is just a violation at worst, and Bai Qi and Mei Chinese New Year's Eve expressed their willingness to accept private mediation, even if this page is turned like this.

The driver was a little frightened, and he was also afraid that if these two people really fell into something, something would happen in the future, so he paid out of his own pocket to carry Mei Chinese New Year's Eve and Bai Qi to the hospital for examination, and also compensated Bai Qi's glasses money. Director Bai symbolically collected 200 yuan, went to the hospital bitterly, and carefully maintained his vest during a series of examinations - he could ignore the driver's bitter chatter, but he couldn't bear Teacher Mei's serious insistence.

Alas, I can't bear to refuse at all.

When he came out of the hospital, it was almost half past nine, Bai Qi observed that Mei was tossed a little emaciated on Chinese New Year's Eve, and his heart was extremely distressed, and he turned slightly sideways with the hand supported by Teacher Mei, blocking the night breeze that was somewhat steep: "It's too late today, let's go get glasses tomorrow." ”

When he was in the hospital, he had secretly summoned his subordinates under the pretext of going to the toilet and ordered a thorough investigation of today's incident. Director Bai doesn't believe in any so-called "coincidences", if they connive at the past with a sloppy eye, they dare to cause a car accident in front of them today, and tomorrow they dare to directly touch Teacher Mei's house and kidnap someone, then it will be repaid???

"And what do you do?" Mei Chinese New Year's Eve stared at Bai Qi very cautiously. He had just pressed Mr. Bai to measure his eyesight by the way, and when the doctor complained about "how can he be more than 2,000 degrees at a young age", his face completely completed the transformation of the "teaching director mode".

The only pity is that his face is too tender, no matter how serious he is, he can only achieve the effect of a milk cat's teeth.

To tell the truth, Director Bai's mood is actually very bad, and his carefully planned confession has been strangled in the cradle like this, which makes him very angry; But if he can take the opportunity of the broken glasses to abduct Mr. Mei to his residence for one night in the name of "disability-like myopia" and need to be cared for, then he can consider leaving a whole body for the guy who planned the accident: "But for one night, it should be fine, right?" But I have a guest room at home, if you don't worry about me—"

Without waiting for Bai Qi to finish speaking, Mei Chinese New Year's Eve agreed with a mouthful: "Okay." ”

Mr. Bai didn't expect that Mr. Mei would agree so happily, in fact, he just had the idea of giving it a try. Bai Qi's residence is located in a high-end community near Chongshen Road, living in a three-story townhouse with a small garden - compared to the mansion in the middle of the sheep market, this courtyard is really small, but since he is in the world, the land in the world is limited, and the population density is skyrocketing, Bai Qi will follow the customs.

Obviously, Teacher Mei was surprised when she followed him into the house. Director Bai was very satisfied with this surprise of humans, like a male gardener bird in the courtship period, leading his favorite object to visit his territory.

However, Mr. Mei's surprise has always calmed down quickly, and his biggest focus at the moment is that Mr. Bai needs to take a good shower, change out of his dirty and torn clothes, and then hurry up tomorrow morning to get a new pair of glasses.

He had heard that some monks practiced magic techniques that were very powerful, but that the practitioners also had to pay a certain price. Mr. Bai's severe myopia probably came from this, Mei Chinese New Year's Eve thought so, and suddenly admired Mr. Bai more and more.

However, the truth that stupid humans don't know is that as a sharp-nosed pit viper, even if the gene gives Bai Qi the sad eyes of "no male or female within ten meters", it also gives him a natural infrared thermal imaging system, making pit vipers and others firmly occupy the throne of top killers in the natural food chain. But Mr. Bai is currently living in human society as a human being, and in the reinforced concrete jungle of modern civilization, glasses are not only much more convenient and faster than infrared thermal imaging systems, but also have many wonderful uses such as covering identity and improving personality.

Even if infrared thermal imaging can distinguish one-thousandth of a temperature change, it cannot distinguish words and pictures on a computer or mobile phone screen!

These many wonderful uses have led to Mr. Bai's over-reliance on glasses.

The end of over-reliance is that the snake-eyed Mr. Bai accidentally slipped in the bathroom. Although he didn't fall down, when he was balancing, he pulled it to the cabinet where the toiletries were placed, and a bunch of bottles fell, and the stainless steel shelves fell off the wall because of the demon's strength, and smashed on the bathroom floor tiles with a loud noise.

Teacher Mei's heart trembled when she rang outside the door, and she didn't even knock on the door, she jumped up from the small sofa in the bedroom and rushed into the bathroom.

"Mr. Bai! Are you okay? The moment she entered the door, Teacher Mei suddenly realized that something might be her own.

The bathroom was steaming with a mist of water, and Mr. Bai stood on the edge of the sink; The shower hangs on the wall, spraying warm water evenly and continuously, and the droplets fall on the man's head, and then collect into a stream of water that runs down the shoulders and back, down to the muscular waist, and to the ......

At this moment, Mei Chinese New Year's Eve seems to understand why the ancients said, food color, sex also.

"Huh? I'm fine. Bai Qi wiped the water on his face, and his eyes that still couldn't focus looked blankly in the direction of Mei Chinese New Year's Eve, he just wanted to say that he was fine, but the shelf was touched, and he didn't hit his foot, and his infrared thermal imaging system detected that a certain part in the human pants on the opposite side seemed to have increased abnormally in size.

Bai Huishou was a little happy: His teacher Mei is ...... Have you set up a "little tent"?

Some places felt swollen, and in the face of Mr. Bai's shallow and "ignorant" eyes, Mei Chinese New Year's Eve couldn't help but secretly spit on her own dirt: it turned out that she was also an animal who thought with her lower body. Mr. Mei originally thought that he was just affectionate and polite to Mr. Bai, and never thought that one day, he would have an ambition that could be called "indecent" to this man who took care of him like his brother.

This can be, this can be done.