Draw a turtle
"Niangniang, where is the slave going to find you such a big name!" Xiaohong said with a sad face.
What do you mean? Is there none? Can't you? Don't you weigh yourselves?
Could it be that you all like to be fat? Seems to be right!
In ancient times, people were all fat for beauty, thinking that fat was a manifestation of financial resources, and they didn't care about fat.
For example, during the Tang Dynasty, people were fat and beautiful, and they didn't care about their weight.
That's not right! I'm not an ancient, but I care! I always felt like I was getting fat.
"Xiaohong, am I getting fat? Have you noticed? Lin Feng asked curiously.
Immediately, Lin Feng waited for Xiaohong's answer with an expectant face.
Xiaohong walked around Lin Feng for a while. Before he could speak, Lin Feng raised his arms and spun around in place.
Little Red held her chin and nodded. Then he said, "Yes! It's a little fat. ”
"However, such a lady is more beautiful! The slave's favorite thing is to be chubby like the mother. Do you say yes or no? The maid Xiaohong said.
Immediately, Xiaohong put her arms around Lin Feng's waist and leaned against her side. Xiao Hong stood on tiptoe and kissed Lin Feng on the mouth.
"Such a meaty lady is more beautiful!" Xiaohong paused and said.
Lin Feng smiled slightly, didn't speak, just nodded.
Although Lin Feng didn't speak, he thought in his heart, "You actually ate fat?" Looks like I'm still eating too much and I'm going to have to lose weight! ”
Immediately, Lin Feng secretly made up his mind to lose weight and become the same as before he married the prince.
The two chatted casually as they walked. Unconsciously, Lin Feng came to the study.
Lin Feng pushed open the door and walked in, and Xiaohong turned to leave.
After Lin Feng entered, he closed the door and came to the table.
The prince heard the movement, then looked up at Lin Feng and said, "Concubine Ai, you are here, sit down!"
"Your Highness, why don't you go to the early court? But here I read a book. Lin Feng asked curiously.
The reason why Lin Feng ran to ask the prince why he didn't go to the early dynasty was because he had watched too many costume court dramas.
"Isn't Concubine Mo sleepy? If there is no major event above the court, there is no need to go to the early court. The prince smiled slightly.
Don't need to go to the morning court? Right? Why do the TV series I watch have to go to the early dynasty?
Could it be that all those in the TV series are deceptive? Wrong wrong! Yikes! Why am I so stupid, this is not ancient, it must be a little different!
Can anyone tell me why they use silver and gold? And it's all ingots.
Why is this the same as in ancient times? I'm a little messy too!
What kind of world is this! Why did I come to this world?
Even though Lin Feng had 100,000 whys in his heart, he couldn't explain them.
Is it hard to tell someone that you are from another world? Isn't that being regarded as a madman by others, and he is insane!
Surely they won't believe it. Then again, who would believe what a madman says?
"Your Highness, did you say that the concubine was a little ruthless to that maid yesterday?" Lin Feng brought a chair from the side, sat opposite the prince and said.
"You just know? Do you know how ruthless you are to others! The prince thought to himself.
"This is also where I am angry with my husband. To be honest, Concubine Ai, you are really ruthless. The prince asked.
Although I was a little ruthless, I was furious when I remembered the slap that Xiaohong was beaten.
Why did she hit Xiaohong? I didn't even want to hit her?
"Concubine! Don't mind, it's all over, so don't mention it again. The prince spoke.
"I'll go with you another day for my husband, and he said." The prince paused and said.
If you want to go, I won't go. No, you are not allowed to go.
She bullied Xiaohong, why should I go to see her? I'm not going!
Lin Feng glanced at the prince and did not speak.
"Your Highness, let the concubine help you draw a portrait!" Lin Feng glanced at the prince again.
The prince glanced up at Lin Feng and couldn't help but be a little curious. Then he said: "My husband knows that you have good painting skills, so you should be exempted from painting portraits."
"Your Highness, isn't you afraid? Or maybe His Highness doesn't believe in concubines? Lin Feng asked.
"Where do you not believe you! It's just that my husband really doesn't like to paint portraits. The prince thought to himself.
Immediately, the prince smiled slightly and said, "If the concubine is interested, then draw it." He painted a portrait of his husband reading a book. ”
Immediately, Lin Feng took out a piece of rice paper and spread it on the table.
Lin Feng glanced at the prince, then the corners of his mouth went up, and he smiled evilly.
"I still won't show you, in case you're bothering me, that's not good!" Lin Feng thought to himself.
Immediately, Lin Feng picked up the rice paper again and walked aside.
Lin Feng came to the side and spread the rice paper on another table. Then he walked back, took a brush and dipped it in the ink on the inkstone.
"Isn't it just a portrait? Aifei, why did you run so far? It's mysterious. The prince couldn't help but ask curiously.
Immediately, the prince put down the book, got up and came to Lin Feng's table.
"The concubine hasn't painted yet, Your Highness doesn't want to peek." Lin Feng stopped the prince and said.
The prince smiled slightly, then shook his head, turned back to the table, and looked at the book quietly.
Lin Feng picked up the brush and froze in the air, not knowing how to put pen to paper.
Immediately, Lin Feng glanced up at the prince who was reading the book, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, and he smiled evilly.
Seeing that Lin Feng was concentrating on painting portraits, the prince looked up at the prince's appearance from time to time, and also smiled slightly.
After a while, the prince tiptoed to Lin Feng's side. Lin Feng heard the movement and immediately looked up.
"Your Highness, don't move, go back and sit down quickly, and soon the concubine will finish painting." Lin Feng hurriedly ran forward and blocked the prince's way, not allowing the prince to take a look.
"Just look at it for your husband, never look at it more." The prince spoke.
"It's not good at a glance, and His Royal Highness is not allowed to peek until the concubine is finished." Lin Feng pursed his mouth and said.
I haven't finished drawing yet, so how can I let you peek at it? If I had to let you see it, would you still let me draw it?
Seeing that he couldn't see it this time, the prince also shook his head helplessly. Immediately, he turned around and left Lin Feng's table and returned to his seat again.
Lin Feng also relieved when he saw that the prince had turned around and went back. Then he returned to his seat and continued drawing.
Lin Feng sat in his seat and concentrated on painting, not knowing when the prince came to Lin Feng's side again.
The prince stood behind Lin Feng and waited quietly for Lin Feng to finish painting.
"What is this painted by Aifei? Didn't you say that you want to paint a portrait of Prince Ben? Where does this look like Prince Ben? The prince thought to himself.
Because Lin Feng was sitting at the table and concentrating on painting, he didn't know that the prince had come to his side, and he was still sitting at the table and kept drawing.
The prince stood aside, quietly watching Lin Feng paint, without saying a word, and even the sound of breathing was suppressed because of this, for fear of being discovered by Lin Feng.
Soon, a piece of rice paper that was not very large was painted by Lin Feng.
I saw that Lin Feng first drew a larger circle, and then drew five smaller circles on the big circle, with a tail.
After these were all drawn, Lin Feng drew many lines diagonally in the middle of the big circle.
The prince naturally didn't know what Lin Feng was drawing, so he was very curious.
Lin Feng finished drawing this pattern, and then drew another one next to him.
The previous one was from above, and this time Lin Feng drew a side one.
Lin Feng first drew a semicircle, and then drew a small semicircle on the side of the semicircle.
Immediately, Lin Feng waved his pen and surrounded the two semicircles in a circle. At the bottom of the circle, Lin Feng drew two more legs, as well as two legs that were partially blocked.
Immediately, after all this was finished, Lin Feng added a small tail to the end.
Lin Feng drew the little tail, and then drew a few diagonal lines on the top of the legs, which were semicircles, so that the diagonal lines were crossed.
Lin Feng finished drawing, put the brush on the pen stand, and then let out a long breath.
"Aifei, what are you drawing? Why didn't the husband see any clues? The prince asked curiously.
Immediately, the prince stretched out his finger and pointed to the pattern that had been drawn first.
It didn't matter if the prince opened his mouth, but it startled Lin Feng.
You're going to die? Scared the hell out of me! Did you know that people can be scared to death?
Are you going to scare me out of a heart attack? Or do you want to scare me to death and then find a new concubine?
I'm telling you, I won't let you succeed, with me, you'll die of this heart!
"Of course it's Your Highness! Otherwise, who else could there be? Lin Feng said casually.
"Painted as a husband? Where does this look like a husband? Aifei, do you know how to paint? The prince thought to himself.
"Then this one is the concubine?" The prince spoke. Then he stretched out his finger and pointed to the second pattern.
Nonsense, how is that possible? Both of these are you, one is above and one is on the side.
"Your Highness, don't talk nonsense, these two are Your Highness." Lin Feng smiled slightly.
"Ai Fei, you tell me honestly, what are you drawing?" The prince still hadn't seen what Lin Feng was drawing. Then he spoke.
The prince didn't see it, not that the prince was stupid, but Lin Feng was really not an expert at painting animals, so he was naturally not good at painting.
Moreover, Lin Feng used a brush to draw instead of a pencil. If he drew with a pencil, even if Lin Feng's drawing skills were very poor, he would not draw so ugly.
After listening to the prince's words, Lin Feng immediately took out a brush again and prepared to add a few words on it.
Lin Feng opened his mouth as he wrote, "Turtle."
After hearing this, the prince's face was suddenly covered with black lines, and he immediately reached out to grab the brush in Lin Feng's hand.
Lin Feng was originally going to write "by Zhang Yuxuan". However, because when the prince went to grab the brush, Lin Feng's hands trembled, and he only wrote the three words "Zhang Yuxuan".
"Ai Concubine, you have written your name on it, and you dare to say that you are painting a husband?" The prince couldn't help but sneer.
Isn't it all your fault? If you hadn't come over and snatched the brush from my hand, would there be so much?
Immediately, Lin Feng crossed out his name and wrote a few other words.
"This is the prince" Lin Feng waved his pen and wrote these words.
"The concubine painted you, Your Highness." Lin Feng glanced at the crown prince, and then spoke.
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he put down the pen in his hand, got up and ran.
The prince was slightly stunned, then turned around and chased after him.
While chasing, the prince shouted: "Don't run away from the concubine, stop for your husband." Honestly, who is this painting? ”
Lin Feng didn't look back, just ran in the study. Then he said casually: "The concubine painted it is His Highness!"
Soon, Lin Feng was caught up by the prince, who hugged Lin Feng* and held him in his arms.
"Aifei, who are you drawing?" The prince asked.
"The concubine painted it Your Highness! How is it? Is the concubine's painting skill good? Lin Feng smiled slightly.
"Ai Fei, if the husband is a turtle, then what is Ai Fei?" The prince spoke.
Needless to say? Of course I'm human, and I'm still a super invincible beauty! At least for now.
"Aifei, you said that your husband is a turtle, but you are not married to your husband, and you are still a concubine, your long-cherished wish when you are young?" The prince spoke again.
It's all thanks to your! If it weren't for His Majesty, disobeying the Holy Decree is a capital crime, I wouldn't have married you!
Just like you, I'm wronged to marry you, you know?
After the prince finished speaking, he immediately blew at the root of Lin Feng's ear and kissed Lin Feng's ear.
Lin Feng instantly collapsed in the prince's arms, unable to extricate himself.
At this time, there was a beam of light behind the two, and when I saw it, it turned out to be the woman in white who had appeared many times.
Lin Feng's consciousness was uncontrollable in an instant, his eyes were blurred, and he turned his head and kissed the prince.
The prince was slightly stunned, but he didn't expect Lin Feng to take the initiative to kiss him.
Immediately, the prince turned Lin Feng around, hugged Lin Feng's neck and kissed Lin Feng's mouth.