Seeing that the sixteenth day of the first lunar month is approaching, the offices swept away the abandoned house atmosphere of "chatting about online dramas and shopping on Taobao" before, and gradually began to get busy. Originally, the Academic Affairs Office arranged for Mei to pick up the stall of the three-year class on Chinese New Year's Eve - Teacher Duan, who previously taught the first and fourth classes of the third year, received an invitation from the Magical Biology Association of a certain country at the end of last year to study abroad and carry out cultural export tasks, and the teaching tasks were transferred to Yao Jixiang and Zhou Mingse respectively, but Yao Jixiang himself was the head teacher of the fifth class, and took the subject of the third class.

The Academic Affairs Office considered handing over the teaching tasks of the first class to the new teacher Mei to relieve the pressure on the head of the pharmacy team, but then there was a matter of Donnie harassing others, so it couldn't be arranged like this.

Mr. Donnie Williams is the English teacher of the Year 3 class.

Don't throw meat buns in front of dogs.

Therefore, Director Wu of the Academic Affairs Office very decisively transferred the first class to Zhou Mingse and arranged for Mei to teach the fourth class on Chinese New Year's Eve. A certain snake demon has not moved for hundreds of years, but now he just wants to take care of his little wife, which is understandable. And although that Mei Chinese New Year's Eve is a human being, people not only have the background of Taishan Mansion, but also have a really good personality, and do things steadily, which is much more like than that foreign bat demon.

Teacher Mei's life is safe, everyone looks good, and if there is a time to negotiate something else, it will be much easier.

However, there are always people who don't want everyone to have a peaceful birthday.

Despite being thrown at Mei on Chinese New Year's Eve with a protest statement, losing the opportunity to work closely with Teacher Mei, and being automatically crossed out of the ranks of "everyone" by the leader, Donnie still does not want to give up.

The luscious fruit guarded by the ferocious snake demon was originally obtained by going through hardships and dangers.

Moreover, over the years, the reason why he has been able to hunt countless colors is precisely because of the unique H skills of the vampire clan. Regardless of gender, nationality, they all sank in an instant with his powerful talent and superb skills. As long as he presses his honey into the rose petals and washes the honey's nerves with intense pleasure, the oriental beauty will definitely be like an ignorant lamb, lost in the unique tenderness of the blood clan! When the time comes, you and I will, see who can stop him!

Oh my honey, let your loyal Blood Knight guard you, satisfy you with your body, and save you from the basilis's captivity!

Another foreign teacher in the English group shrugged his shoulders, and he was very disgusted with a certain bat that lowered the average IQ of his peers: this kind of mentally handicapped child can be a foreign representative because he has a strong and honorable master. Then the venerable werewolf warrior turned on his mobile phone, recorded the aria of the sand sculpture beside Donnie word for word, and sent it to Bai Qi in an email, and intimately attached his English-Chinese transcription.

[Dear Mr. School Trustee: When will the school expel Donnie, a whore, his stupid behavior has polluted my nerves, and for the sake of the world's environmental protection, I propose to send this garbage to the recycling station as soon as possible.] 】

Mr. Manager: ......

In fact, Bai Qi has always had a hunch that this kind of sand sculpture that thinks with his ass will not give up easily, and he will definitely have to be obsessed with Mr. Mei for a while before he dies, and he is also ready to carry out an all-round dog food attack - but he really didn't expect that Donnie really had the courage to play this kind of forced love plot.

It's tolerable, it's unbearable.

And he wasn't going to put up with it at all

sent a leave email, Bai Qi turned into a black shadow and lurked underground, and sneaked to Jinqiao South Street in a low-key manner. In all fairness, although he really wanted to follow the call of his heart and beat the bat spirit directly, as a great demon who had read the book, Bai Huishou had to veto this idea. Although it was cool to beat people for a while, he was not afraid to argue with the Supervision Bureau afterwards, but this would affect Mr. Mei's life, and it would run counter to his original intention of repaying his kindness.

What's more, if it's just a violent beating, it's too cheap.

The big demon who had read the book happily finalized the plan, collected all the chips needed to negotiate with the irascible "parents", and went to the pillow bookstore to drag Yu * Demon Dao • Guardian • Xianzhen into the water.

It was already half past ten in the morning, and the bookstore hadn't even opened yet, but Mr. Bai obviously couldn't wait for him to open, so he went straight through the roller shutter door and went upstairs to find someone. However, after stepping on the floor of the third floor, a certain big demon regretted it, he really should have handed over a prayer note first.

This Nima is simply a large-scale dog slaughter scene.

White sandalwood and tobacco concealed some indescribable taste, the buttons of Boss Qi's white shirt were at least half broken, and in the loose neckline, you could see the slender neck and white chest under the collarbone; A pair of fluffy cat ears stood up between the soft hair, and they hadn't had time or deliberately taken them back. He leaned barefoot on a pile of cushions, draped in the green silk robe of the proprietress and caught a glimpse of Bai Qi, who instantly stiffened around the screen, and began to shake the tip of his tail triumphantly.

It's like a human-shaped multicolored laser light.

Bai Qi almost blinded the snake eyes, and he didn't want this dead fat cat to be better at all, but his face was still pretending to be Sven who belonged to "Bai School Director", and asked Yu Xianzhen with bad intentions: "Mr. Yu, if the document falls into the river with Boss Qi, which one do you save first?" ”

Yu Xianzhen was only wearing a small gown with a regimental collar, fat silk pants with loose trouser legs, and was nesting behind the long case to swallow clouds and mist, with a cigarette pouch rod in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other, busy sorting out the documents that he had recently signed for upward or downward movement. The "routine official business" at the beginning of the year was as complicated as the end of the year, and she was anxious about those bits and pieces, and she was in a state of distraction, completely unaware that there was an extra snake in the house, and replied casually: "Of course it's a document, Lao Qi can't drown, and the document is soaked, but it's troublesome." ”

The cat's tail stiffened for a moment, and then a mournful sobs sounded on the cushion: "Sure enough, it's a decay and love relaxation...... Ah Zhen, you pull x ruthless, you must have another meow outside, am I not your most beloved Britney......"

The proprietress raised her head from the pile of old papers with an expressionless face: "Please don't arbitrarily add drama to yourself, okay Qi Sanmeow?" I sleep at night and hug you, not documents, you howl a ghost. ”

"......" Bai Qi, who can only maintain a pure friend relationship with her sweetheart, was unconsciously shown off by Yu Xianzhen. He covered his heart that was crit-hit x2, and his eyes poked at the little white face on the mat that was tearful at the corner of his eye, but laughed silently and rampantly at the corner of his mouth, and really wanted to kick this dead civet flower downstairs.

"Hey, wait a minute. Mr. Bai? Demon Dao suddenly came back to his senses, frowned, stabbed the smoke pot into the celadon water cup next to him, opened half of his eyelids, and dragged up a slender official voice, "Visiting at night, what is your business?" ”

There's a special one to add to her workload.

Director Bai pulled over a cushion by himself, cleared the cache in his mind about "these two goods in the middle of the day actually just came to the house", and sat opposite Yu Xianzhen: "That's right, Teacher Mei is now teaching in our school, and then there is a bat pig named Donnie in the English group office who wants to arch the jasmine on your balcony, I have warned once, but he didn't listen, so ......"

Yu Xianzhen slowly twisted the bright red beads on his wrist, looking like an old god: "Heh, why don't you go to be a flower messenger in person at this time?" ”

"It's not that the flowers are still growing on the balcony of your house, and Bai hasn't been able to transplant them yet. Of course, Mr. Yu has to come forward in person in this matter, which is justified. "He played a good abacus, as long as the guardian came forward and inserted such a rod from it, the bat spirit would be shameless, and no matter how loud his mouth was, he would not be able to turn the sky.

However, in fact, Bai Qi has always been clear, even if he doesn't need to flatter Yu Xianzhen with beautiful words, since he should be the guardian of Mei Chinese New Year's Eve, but if there is something wrong on Mei's Chinese New Year's Eve, the old demon Dao will not leave it alone.

However, he wanted to transplant this jasmine flower from under the two big trees, not to mention a demon road blocked in front, and there was an old man Mei on it, so he couldn't directly push the matter to Yu Xianzhen - where is this what being someone else's son-in-law should look like?

What's more, he must solve this kind of thing by himself to feel at ease.

"Yes. The bat's name is Donnie, right? The old demon narrowed his eyes.

Mr. Bai happily provided information about his opponent and expressed his thoughts cryptically: "Donnie Williams, the foreign representative of the Prince of Blood to China, has been in China for ten years, and has been a foreign language teacher in our school for six years, using a diplomatic passport. ”

"It's been ten years," Yu Xianzhen smiled knowingly, "I don't know if our esteemed representative in China, Mr. Representative, has gone through the procedures for extending his passport in time?" Stay illegally, but you have to be given a plane ticket. ”

Mr. Bai, who had received a reasonable answer, looked at his watch, and it was not yet eleven o'clock, so he said goodbye to Mr. Yu with satisfaction and politeness. If he gets back to school sooner, he can pick up people at the office door before he gets off work at noon, and then enjoy a pleasant lunch with Mr. Mei.

Before a bat is sent home, I happily stuff him with a few more mouthfuls of dog food.

Despite the large number of faculty and staff who eat at noon, the cafeteria is quite quiet. Mei finished eating the scallion oil flower roll on Chinese New Year's Eve, moved closer to the bowl containing the vegetables and drank the soup in a small sip, seeing that Mr. Bai had not started, he couldn't help but put down the spoon and asked puzzledly: "Mr. Bai, is there anything good today?" ”

Bai Qi: "Huh? ”

"You've been looking at me and laughing for a long time." Teacher Mei nodded at Mr. Bai's plate, "The food is going to be cold." ”

"Oh." Mr. Bai picked up the chopsticks, and the slender bamboo chopsticks were firmly pinched between the slender fingers, giving birth to a delicate feeling for no reason, "I just want to see why you have issued a protest statement, but a certain guy is still a thief." ”

Teacher Mei didn't expect Mr. Bai to suddenly say such a thing to him, and the tips of his ears suddenly turned crimson. Although this kind of joke often exists between good friends, and the boys who played well in college have no lower limit to what they can talk to each other, and he once envied the kind of sworn friends who can make any joke - but this kind of joke comes out of Mr. Bai's thin lips, and it unexpectedly has a hint of ambiguity.

This ambiguity made his heart beat faster, but he unexpectedly didn't want to run away.

At the other end of the cafeteria, Donnie, who had been listening to the corner, became angry and smashed a soup bowl to vent his anger. The uncle in charge of cleaning up the tableware in the canteen immediately stepped forward, pointed to the pile of broken porcelain pieces and said: "This bowl is ten yuan and five cents, and it will be compensated according to the price; Vandalism of school property will result in a fine of 50 and will be deducted directly from your monthly salary. ”

Downey:......