Chapter 284: Sending You to God
Seeing Yuewen, Yang Zihan still had a decent smile on his face, and nodded at her: "Sister Yue." ”
Yuewen nodded, holding Zuo Shi'an in her hand, and smiled at Yang Zihan: "Zihan has been raised finely since he was a child, and the barbecue we make is some coarse grains, Zihan must not be used to eating them, so I won't invite you to eat, you go to play with Gu Ying and them first." ”
Yes, Yang Zihan didn't say that he was going to go with him, but he was directly cut off by Yuewen.
Zuo Shi'an almost didn't laugh out loud, and the acquaintance didn't dismantle Yuewen's platform, and even echoed: "Yes, I remember that Zihan sings, and those who sing generally don't eat barbecue much, for fear of breaking their throats, so I won't take you with me, I'm really embarrassed." ”
The two sang and harmonized, and they couldn't say a word about Yang Zihan.
Yang Zihan almost bit his silver teeth, but in the end, he could only hold his breath and nodded: "Okay, you guys go play first, I'll go find Gu Ying." ”
When the words fell, Yang Zihan almost fled.
No why, just to keep yourself from being angry with them.
"You're really stupid, you have been chatting with her for so long, and you're not afraid that she will dig a hole for you." As soon as the person left, Yuewen pulled her towards their barbecue place, and said as she walked: "That person I look at is the kind of person who is two-faced and three-stabbed, she is still staring at your husband, and you still have a good conversation with her." ”
Zuo Shi'an couldn't cry or laugh, where did she talk to her very happily, it was clear that Yang Zihan insisted on talking to her awkwardly.
"I thought you two had gone back, but I didn't expect you to hide and get away by yourself." Zuo Shi'an shook his head, looked at Yue Wen and said.
"That's not it, I'm not like some people, who are so thick-skinned that I have to attend other people's family dinners." Yue Wen snorted, and said coldly: "When I see them, I feel that I am jealous and go to eat, it is better to find a place to eat by myself." ”
Zuo Shi'an can't deny it, Yuewen is right, she really didn't eat much at the family banquet just now.
One is that my appetite has not become very good because I am pregnant, which can be said to be a bit strange.
The second is that when you see a person you hate eating in front of you, you can't eat it.
So she really didn't eat much at the family banquet just now, and now she came out to listen to Steward Li's story, and after a while with Yang Zihan, she was hungry......
But this barbecue ......
Zuo Shi'an didn't know if pregnant women could eat it.
It's true.
Only when you are pregnant do you know that there are quite a lot of things to taboo.
Yuewen pulled Zuo Shi'an to their barbecue place, and Zuo Shi'an found out that the family was barbecuing on a grass.
The barbecue utensils were readily available, and when she came, she also saw Duan Shulin roasting a chicken wing by herself, which looked golden and crispy on the surface at first glance, and seemed to be quite successful.
But......
Zuo Shi'an felt very frightened, and even said that it was a very shock,
How old is Duan Shulin, and her cooking skills are so good, but what about her?!
Nowadays, even scrambled eggs with tomatoes are a difficult task.
Zuo Shi'an instantly felt quite melancholy.
"Here comes my brother." Duan Yi held a grilled sausage in his hand, waved at Zuo Shi'an, and smiled brightly: "I thought you could stay in there for a few more hours." ”
"But don't, I feel like I'm having trouble breathing for a minute with them right now." Zuo Shi'an walked to the side and sat down on the carpet, where there was a small table with a grilled barbecue.
The color, fragrance, and fragrance are all exuding, exuding a charming fragrance, which arouses the gluttonous worms in Zuo Shi'an's stomach.
She wanted to eat.
I especially want to eat it.
But I don't know if pregnant women can eat barbecue.
Zuo Shi'an thought about it and decided to take out his mobile phone Baidu when he suddenly found out.
The mobile phone was confiscated by Gu Yukai when she was pregnant.
For a while, Zuo Shi'an felt even more melancholy, raised his head and looked at Zhenghuan Yuewen who was holding chicken wings and gnawed on it, with a sad face.
Yuewen was stared at by her and didn't know whether to swallow the meat in her mouth or not, and after a few seconds, she couldn't help but ask: "If you look at me like this, I will think that I am a scumbag who has abandoned his wife." ”
"Just say what you're going to do."
"Lend me your phone for a few minutes." Zuo Shi'an spoke.
Yuewen was very happy and handed the phone to Zuo Shi'an.
Zuo Shi'an took the phone and couldn't wait to click on Baidu.
opened Baidu a little bit, and her face became a little inexplicable.
Because, on Baidu's historical browsing, there is a line of words.
What should men do if they are impotent?
Man, impotence......
Zuo Shi'an looked at this search history, raised his head and glanced at Duan Yi silently, his eyes were full of sympathy.
God pity you.
At a young age, he became impotent.
Duan Yi was originally gnawing on grilled squid, but suddenly felt that Zuo Shi'an's eyes were a little wrong when he looked at him.
It seems that specially, especially sympathize with him.
Duan Yi was blinded.
He doesn't seem to have done anything, why should Zuo Shi'an sympathize with him?
Could it be that Zuo Shi'an knew that Gu Yukai was going to do something about shaking off the shopkeeper?
Duan Yi was confused and confused.
Zuo Shi'an withdrew his sympathetic eyes, felt sorry for Duan Yi for a few seconds, and began to check Baidu.
The answers to the information displayed on Baidu are also different, some experts say they can eat it, some experts say they can't eat it, and some experts say they should eat it with caution.
Zuo Shi'an was worried, flipped through the answers, and finally decided to be cautious and not eat.
After checking Baidu, Zuo Shi'an, who was disappointed, pulled his head and returned the phone to Yuewen.
At this time, Steward Li poured a cup of hot milk and some snacks and placed them in front of Zuo Shi'an.
It's a bit of food, and Zuo Shi'an is not too difficult.
The two chatted while eating, Duan Yi and Duan Shulin were still studying barbecue, and the father and daughter were having a lot of fun.
Just when the atmosphere was quite harmonious, several uninvited guests came.
"Hey, cousin-in-law, didn't you just finish eating? Why are you eating here again? Is it because the food is not delicious? Gu Ying's voice sounded so abruptly, and it was a little provocative.
Zuo Shi'an and Yuewen looked in the direction of the sound, and saw Gu Ying, Mu Yun and Yang Zihan walking towards them.
Gu Ying's words were not deliberately suppressed, but deliberately said very loudly, and some maids who were cleaning up heard it.
"It's really unlucky, I haven't eaten yet." Yuewen looked at these people, frowned, and directly threw the chicken wings in her hand into the trash.
There was a loud bang.
Zuo Shi'an smiled, sat there and drank milk very elegantly, and raised his head to look at Gu Ying: "It's not that the food is not delicious, but the food is so delicious, I don't want to eat much, no, I came out and walked around, and I was hungry, I knew that I would eat more just now." ”
Moon Min: "......"
Duan Yi: "......"
This ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open is too good.
Gu Ying didn't expect Zuo Shi'an to say this, and she really couldn't find anything to stop her for a while.
Yang Zihan smiled lightly: "Since you are hungry, then send Steward Li to let the kitchen cook a few side dishes, how can you be full just by eating a little snack here?" ”
"Still not." Zuo Shi'an sighed, and said with a melancholy expression: "I'm used to eating my husband's food, and now I'm not used to eating other people's food, which is delicious and unpalatable." ”
A smile froze on Yang Zihan's face.
Zuo Shi'an's words were like a sharp knife, and with a whoosh, he directly poked a big hole in Yang Zihan's heart.
Similarly, there were also Mu Yun and Gu Ying who were present.
They originally wanted to humiliate Zuo Shi'an, even if the humiliation failed, it would be disgusting and disgusting to her.
Unexpected!
She actually showed her affection!
This plate of dog food is still mandatory, and the person who slapped it in their faces, whether they eat it or not.
"My cousin and my cousin have a really good relationship." The smile on Gu Ying's face almost couldn't be contained, and she almost gritted her teeth and said this.
"Yes, after all, it's your cousin who follows me with a dead face, and I can't dump him if I want to." Zuo Shi'an still said with a melancholy expression.
Then, he made up for them in the heart.
Yuewen couldn't help but laugh and tremble.
Zuo Shi'an is beating a snake and hitting seven inches, these people really can't say anything about her.
After all, no one stipulates that you can't show affection, not to mention that Gu Ying is a cousin, and the cousin curses her cousin for not being happy or affectionate, isn't this purely looking for a fight?
Zuo Shi'an snorted coldly in his heart, before being a parent, he could attack a child as young as Gu Yukai, and the heart of a child would definitely not be much better.
"Shi An, I have something to tell you." Mu Yun came out to play a round, she looked at Zuo Shi'an with a sincere face, and said: "I was wrong with the previous thing, you have a lot, forgive me." ”
"What happened before?" Zuo Shi'an looked at Mu Yun with an expression that I had forgotten, then tilted his head and thought about it, and after a few minutes, he suddenly looked at Mu Yun with a sudden realization: "Are you talking about the incident where you embezzled public funds without permission?" ”
Mu Yun: "......"
"Or was it the thing you pushed me down the stairs?"
Mu Yun: "......"
"Or is it the one you accused me of earlier?"
Mu Yun's face turned pale, these things couldn't be seen on the table, but he didn't expect Zuo Shi'an to say everything so loudly.
"Or did you have ......sex openly before?"
"Say no more!"
Before Zuo Shi'an finished speaking, Mu Yun directly interrupted her.
Zuo Shi'an pursed his lips and looked at Mu Yun helplessly: "If you don't say what it is, how do I know what you want me to forgive you for?" ”
"Besides, it's your fault that you pushed me down the stairs, and it's also your fault to embezzle public funds without permission...... That's also your fault, why should I forgive you? ”
Zuo Shi'an said with an innocent face, and at the end of the pout, the innocence turned into righteousness.
"Forgive me, that's not my business."
"That's God's business!"
"I'm not God, I won't forgive you, if you want me to forgive you, then it's better for me to send you to God." I want to talk with more like-minded people about "President, Don't Touch My Left Hand", pay attention to "Youyue Literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~