But Grandpa is an old fox, and there must be other plans.

Seeing that the ghost emperors of all parties had left, the entire Taozhi Mountain left behind the two Shen Tu brothers, Emperor Song, Zhang Heng, and some ghosts who did coolie errands.

Grandpa found some white paper hemp sticks, pasted a little paste, sat in the yard, began to tie the paper man, and then painted the facial features on the paper man, from a distance, I don't know the situation, I really thought it was a person, grandpa only left his eyes without painting, but the size of this paper man is about the same as an adult man.

Grandpa looked at me with interest, "Chen Tian, come over and have some eyes." ”

I was stunned, and hurriedly walked towards my grandfather's side, this paper man was made alive by my grandfather, only one eye was missing, grandpa said, once the paper man clicked the eye, it was equivalent to opening the skylight, opening the wisdom, and it was alive.

So most of the people in the village don't know how to draw their eyes, I'm afraid that the painting is not good, the paper man will come to find a stand-in, and when the time comes, I put my life into it, I used to think that the people in the village were talking nonsense, but now I think about it, it is estimated that I am lonely and unheard.

I took the pen and gave two eyes to the paper man's face with curiosity.

For a moment, it felt as if the paper man's eyes were looking at me all the time, and that feeling was a little creepy.

The paper man was lying on the ground, but suddenly he stood up, looked at me with straight eyes, and suddenly shouted, "Dad." ”

I was stunned, the whole person was stupid, not because of the problem of the paper man coming alive, but because it actually called me dad!?

"I'm not your father! Don't scream! I looked at the paper figure in shock.

Grandpa's handiwork is extremely exquisite, this paper man's face is cut with two red faces, and he is also painted with military armor, which looks like a menacing appearance, but the paper man's face is extremely pale, and it feels very infiltrating.

"You're my dad!" The paper man said to me unrelentingly.

I looked at my grandfather in a daze, "Why is this paper man shouting in a daze!" ”

Grandpa smiled, "You give it an eye, it is its reborn parents, it will naturally recognize you as a father, there is also a saying that this paper figure itself can't see anything, but the first person you see when you open your eyes will recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors." ”

I got goosebumps all of a sudden, and the whole person looked at the paper figure in front of me in surprise, "I'm really not your father, you admit it!" ”

The paper man suddenly stepped forward, this meter nine heads, taller than me, and actually called me dad, I was really speechless.

The paper man smiled, "Dad! Don't do this, I'll be sad and sad! ”

I looked at the paper figure speechlessly, and suddenly understood in my heart that this grandfather deliberately asked me to add this pen, which was clearly deliberately correcting me.

"Okay, you can do this spell of sprinkling beans into soldiers." Grandpa laughed.

I held a handful of soybeans, held a piece of yellow rune paper in my hand, and put the rune paper on the body of the paper man, and the paper man babbled and screamed in fear, "Ahhhh Ouch! ”

"Stop talking!" I said coldly to it, a tall and mighty paper figure is like a girl here, it's really embarrassing.

I took advantage of the situation to throw the soybean in my hand to the rune paper on the paper man, and I pointed to the mantra, and gave an order, "E!" ”。

In an instant, the surrounding area was divided into tens of thousands of exactly the same number as the paper figures, and what Grandpa said was really right, this does not hurt others, and it can also do a spell contest, this method is really good.

But the next scene, I was devastated.

Suddenly, these tens of thousands of paper people shouted to me in unison, "Dad! Dad, a lot of me! ”

"Daddy! Why so much for me? ”

I was completely collapsed at that time, and it is estimated that the entire Taozhi Mountain is this voice, tens of thousands of people speaking in unison, which is comparable to the effect of a trumpet.

"Shut up! Lao Tzu is not your father! I said angrily.

For a moment, the paper man was frightened by my angry appearance, and he didn't dare to speak for a moment, so he stood next to him.

I said in a serious tone, "Separate and stay here at Taozhi Mountain." ”

"Yes Daddy!" The paper man agreed, and the words fell, and they dispersed in several ways.

I looked at my grandfather speechlessly, and said helplessly, "Grandpa, you did it on purpose, you don't want it to call you dad, you let me paint my eyes." ”

Grandpa sneered at his birth, looked at me with a smug smile and said, "If Lao Tzu doesn't pit you, do you pit yourself?" ”

This...... I admit it, grandpa is the most shameless person I have ever met, there is no one!

When I returned to the room, I was about to read the book given by my grandfather for a while, when suddenly a bad man walked outside, and he reluctantly took a letter to me, "Emperor, this is what your daughter-in-law asked me to hand over to you." ”

I was stunned, quickly took the envelope, and the ghost turned to leave.

Curiously, I opened the envelope made of brown paper, and a letterhead inside read, "You are not in the capital city, I am a little scared alone, but I think that I can help you, and my heart is much more determined, but I don't know why, I always feel panicked when I can't see you." - Zhang Yao. ”

When I saw this, I couldn't help but feel a little happy.

I was thinking about whether to reply to her letter, when the messenger walked in again, looking at me embarrassedly, "Your daughter-in-law sent me another letter." ”

I was stunned, quickly took the envelope and opened it, and looked at it with a surprise, "Song Huanhuan said, we don't call it falling in love, do you know what it should be like to fall in love?" ”

I felt that my old face was blushing to death, hot to death, although I am now an adult, but I am still a child's mind, where do I know what it is to fall in love, I only know that Zhang Yao is my daughter-in-law, I want to be good to her, plus I can't break the vows before I become an adult, I don't dare to think about these things.

The messenger looked at my shy and helpless appearance, and couldn't help but say, "When I was with my daughter-in-law before my death, I was also in this state of you, the emperor, don't blame me for talking too much, your daughter-in-law misses you, you have to say something nice to coax her." ”

"What is good obedience?" I asked curiously.

Yin Cha tilted his head and thought, "Ah, we used poetry and songs to express our feelings at that time. ”

I don't know how to write poems and songs, but I can sing a few songs, all of which were taught to me by an old blind woman, so I immediately took a pen and paper and wrote, "Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze, where and where I have seen you, your smile is so familiar, I can't remember it for a while." Ah, in dreams, in dreams, in dreams, in dreams. ”

After writing this paragraph, I handed it to Yincha, "You give this to her." ”

Yin Cha subconsciously glanced at what I wrote, and his old face instantly turned red, "Emperor, your writing is too powerful!" Really admire and admire! ”

I smiled awkwardly, and that was the only lyric I remembered.

After leaving, I continued to sit in my position and read a book, and suddenly heard the sound of the gourd in my arms squirming, I was stunned, could it be that Bai Xiao woke up?

"Sister Bai Xiao, is that you?" I asked curiously at the gourd.

"Hmm......" Bai Xiao's weak voice came from the gourd.

I quickly stretched out my hand to open the gourd, only to see a wisp of white smoke rising from the gourd, and Bai Xiao's figure gradually appeared in front of me, her whole person looked exhausted, her lips were white, and her face was colorless.

Bai Xiao's tears fell, and he looked at me uncomfortably and said, "Zhang Zewen, he actually stabbed me in the chest with a magic sword, this is the way to kill me, I have a marriage contract with him, how can he treat me like this!" ”

Hearing this, my heart slowly became uncomfortable, thinking about Bai Xiao's cold appearance in the River Styx, but when I met Zhang Zewen, I completely changed my person.

"Sister Bai Xiao, the person of Miao Jiang Gu in the three major occult families, gave Zhang Zewen a Gu, so now Zhang Zewen has no self-consciousness and completely obeys their instructions. It's no wonder Zhang Zewen is doing this. I quickly explained.

Bai Xiao was stunned, "Controlled?" ”

"Well, but they will come to Taozhi Mountain soon, my grandfather and I are already planning how to deal with them, and there is one more thing I want to tell you, don't be surprised, it is Zhang Heng...... There is also a Zhang Heng here. I opened my mouth and told Bai Xiao.