Chapter 31: Bloody Female Zombies
I said anxiously, "So what should I do?" ”
Li Dakui said: "It's best to apply this thing to Zhou Xun's knife, so that he has a chance of winning against zombies!" ”
I thought for a while and said, "That's a good idea, but someone has to be able to replace Zhou Xun, I'll go over!" ”
Li Dakui said: "Can you do it? ”
"If it doesn't work, it has to work!" With that, I joined the warband with my axe.
As soon as I came up, I separated the female zombie from Zhou Xun, and then quickly swung the axe, and the female zombie was afraid of my axe, so she began to keep retreating.
Li Dakui took advantage of this gap to hand over the adjusted Yang Thing to Zhou Xun and smear it on the weapon.
In fact, my attacks are disorderly, basically nonsense, but my speed is very fast, and in the eyes of outsiders, I simply dance the axe up and down, impermeable, so that the female zombie does not dare to approach me at all.
However, this style of play is obviously not sustainable, and it didn't take long for me to feel that my two arms began to ache and ache, and the frequency of attacks dropped significantly, but I was still gritting my teeth and persevering, I picked up the axe for a while, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and then I heard Li Dakui remind: "I said Mu Sheng, what are you doing by yourself?" And what about female zombies? ”
It wasn't until this time that I noticed that I don't know when the female zombie disappeared from my eyes!
I'm dizzy! I have been slashing the axe for a long time, it is Trump's speech - a person is blind there!
This female zombie can't disappear out of thin air, she must have secretly hid while I was dazzled, there is such a small place in the house, where can she hide? I looked around but didn't see the female zombie.
At this time, Li Dakui's voice sounded again: "Mu Sheng, pay attention to the top of your head, the zombie is ,,, above."
However, before he finished speaking, I felt the evil wind above my head, and then the female zombie fell from the sky, and her feet stepped directly on my shoulders, which felt like being smashed by two cypress stakes, and I was directly trampled on the ground, and the axe was also out of my hands! Then the corpse of the woman rode on my waist in a very indecent position.
I scolded loudly: "Li Dakui, your uncle, why are you half a beat slow every time you remind,,,"
Li Dakui said anxiously: "Didn't I just find out, if you hold on, our side will be fine immediately!" ”
Damn it! These two grandsons are too inauthentic, and it will take so long to smear something on the knife!
I reckon this black fierce man can catch up with three or four weightlifters, and no matter how much I struggle, she won't move
I picked up my little fist and tried to hammer her a few times, but she grabbed one of my arms very unceremoniously and was about to stuff it into my mouth, I was startled, judging by the fangs of this female zombie's mouth, if she bit this bite, my arm would definitely be bitten off.
In a hurry, I hurriedly bit the tip of my tongue and squirted out a mouthful of blood on the tip of my tongue, although the amount of blood was not much, but there was no waste in the slightest, and I sprayed the female zombie in the face, according to previous experience, even if the female zombie was not repelled by the blood on the tip of the tongue, it would cause some damage to her.
However, in the next second, I saw the female zombie sticking out her tongue and licking the blood on her face very intoxicated, and her expression was as intoxicated as my ex-girlfriend licking the strawberry cream on her face after being pasted with a cake!
I was stunned when I saw this scene, and then I learned from the old man that this tongue blood can't be used indiscriminately, especially against zombies and some monsters that feed on blood, if it is not used properly, it will make them even more crazy!
When the female zombie licked the blood on her face, I already felt bad, and at this time, Li Dakui began to shout: "Mu Sheng, your cultivation is too low, and the blood on the tip of your tongue is useless." ”
I really can't wait to turn this guy Li Dakui into a zombie now, and then feed him the blood of sexual patients!
The female zombie was no longer satisfied with licking the blood on her face, she had already begun to show her fangs on my neck, this time I really couldn't stand it, just when I thought there would be pain in my neck, I suddenly heard a "ding" sound in my ear.
When I opened my eyes, it turned out that a katana was blocking my neck, it was Zhou Xun, and this guy finally shot at the critical moment.
The female zombie happened to bite the katana, and the katana was already stained with mixed phallus at the moment, and Rao was a black murderer like a female zombie who couldn't stand it, because I was very close, so I could see the painful and distorted face of the female zombie.
She wanted to spit out the katana at the moment, but Zhou Xun couldn't miss this good opportunity, he rotated the katana 90 degrees in the female zombie's mouth, and then pressed forward, the female zombie's jaw was completely separated from her skull.
But in this way, the female zombie with only half a mouth left makes people look even more terrifying, and the disgusting jaw with viscous liquid drips on my chest, how disgusting and disgusting.
The female zombie finally knew that it was powerful, and hurriedly retreated, Zhou Xun waved the katana and chased after her.
Li Dakui helped me up from the ground, and said a little jokingly: "I said Mu Sheng, you just compared those two strokes with Wang Baquan is not much less, you have to learn from Zhou Xun well, you see this move is called 'Phoenix Back to the Nest', and then look at this move 'Shenlong Swing Tail', and this move 'Nine Shallow and One Deep', oh, no, this move is called 'Nine Voids and One Reality',,,"
I interrupted very unceremoniously: "Okay, okay, why did you, a Taoist priest, change your career to comment on books?" You said I can't do it, so why didn't you just go? ”
Li Dakui smiled and said, "Aren't I doing it for you!" ”
"You're useless!" I went straight back to the topic: "Didn't you just smear a little mixed phallus on the katana, why did it take so long, I almost broke an arm!" ”
Li Dakui frowned and said, "It's not that we want to pit you, it's that his katana is too weird, and neither Zhou Xun nor I reacted!" ”
"What's that weird method?" I was immediately curious.
Li Dakui said: "I don't know where he got that Japanese knife, we just smeared the adjusted penis on the knife, and we were devoured by the knife!" ”
"What do you say? That katana will devour the phallus? Does it have a mouth? I asked, surprised.
Li Dakui waved his hand and said: "It doesn't have a mouth, maybe I didn't explain it, we just wiped the phallus on the knife, and it was integrated into the knife body, and it can also be said that it was sucked." ”
This scene is really weird, it stands to reason that the murderous aura of the knife is heavier, and the yang should be restrained by each other, why is it fused?
I thought for a moment and asked, "In that case, the penis we transferred can't be wiped on the knife, but I obviously see a lot of penis sticking to that knife!" ”