Chapter 3: Get Out of the Way!
Chapter 3 You and the Pig, Interracial
"Lao Tzu is happy to touch himself! Can you handle it?! Don't think that if you look a little good, you can charm the world! Now, Lao Tzu would rather bend than bend! Even if you go out to find a pig and come back, I won't choose you, so you will give me a solid heart! ”
A dead ghost who was nailed into the coffin board dared to make wild noises to tease her!
"Pigs?" The voice in the coffin was raised a little higher, "Ah, little phoenix, this is not good. You're interracial with pigs, and there's a reproductive segregation. If you choose it, it won't necessarily want to ...... you."
Yun Huang's forehead was suddenly beating, and the blood in her whole body rushed to her brain, so angry that she almost lost her breath.
"If you don't shut up, Lao Tzu will nail you to death with a dozen soul-calming nails now!!" While the lion roared, he pounced on the coffin board and kicked it several times!
Still puzzled, he finally wedged a few long nails into the coffin, and then stopped.
"Heh" There was a faint sound of laughter in the coffin, "Little Huanghuang, you have given me a stack of soul suppression nails, can I still be afraid that you will send another dozen?" If taking my soul slap can make you feel happy, then don't worry about it, I'm ready to wait......"
That's right...... Inexplicably, Yunhuang reminds me of Miss Tai's charming and coquettish posture of letting Jun ravage!
A chill swished up the vertebrae, and Yun Huang punched hard at the head of the coffin, gritting his teeth, "You either shut up or die!" ”
"If I shut up, you'll panic, and you'll be sad when I'm dead. I'm most afraid you're sad. ”
Damn it!
"You're the one who hurts the idle bastard!" Yun Huang stared at the coffin angrily.
Although she couldn't see the coffin king's expression, she just felt that this guy must be smiling demonically and noblely!
For a long time, Yun Huang thought that the guy inside would not respond anymore, but suddenly he sighed as if it were real and illusory, "Well, that's what you said......"
After that, there was no sound in the coffin, and the conversation just now was like a misty hallucination......
Be all abroad!
Yun Huang stared at the big red coffin in front of him, as if he wanted to stare it out.
After a while, Yunhuang kicked the coffin hard as if venting, this kick had a bad angle of force, poked her toes, and made her gasp in pain! I sat back on the seat, quickly took off my shoes and socks, and held my right foot and blew and rubbed it, and it took a while to ease up!
At this moment, she finally accepted a fact that she had to admit -
She borrowed the corpse to return her soul, and her soul is also in a perverted world where the gods race, the human race, and the demon race are divided into three parts.
What made her feel even more congested was that the "corpse" she borrowed was a proper magic waste!
There is no comparison with the former self at all! To take the simplest example, according to the force value of her previous life, if kicking the coffin can kick the coffin to pieces, Lu Ban will not be able to fight it in her second life, and now kicking the coffin, it hurts, it is only herself.
But...... Now she has no choice but to live with this identity and body.
Depressed!
"Boss! Oh no! ”
She had just put on her shoes again when the shouting outside, accompanied by the sound of panicked footsteps, could be heard from afar.
Yun Huang turned his head to look out the window, and a swarthy guy shook over like a bear! It's really fast!
Yunhuang couldn't help but support his forehead, trying to make himself aware of his current situation and identity:
I am the bandit leader of Xihuangzhai.
In the eyes of everyone, I am an out-and-out man!
There are also two quirks -
I like to put a coffin in the bedroom to ward off evil spirits...... And...... Good male style, especially for those demonic men who laugh at the country and the city with a smile!
Describe her in the words of Bai Zhaoge, the doctor of the village-that is for the sake of hue, and even her life can go out of the master!