Chapter 153: It's all a routine
"Alert! He's not dead yet! ”
The sudden sound of gunfire here also startled several other white-faced warriors, and when they turned around, they immediately saw that their little leader had turned into a corpse and fell to the ground, and they immediately opened their mouths and screamed.
Several others raised their guns and prepared to attack Deadpool on the ground, who was rapidly healing his wounds, and at this moment, a scream of arrows sounded, and the hearts of the group of white-faced warriors suddenly jumped.
Now the whistling of arrows is far more terrifying to their ears than the roar of guns!
"Lie down!"
Someone yelled and rushed forward first!
At this moment, an explosion sounded!
A huge fireball exploded, and these white-faced warriors were immediately blazing. The hot blast blasted out.
Two people were killed on the spot, and the other people were already blown up, lying on the ground and unable to get up for a while.
There was still a small ball of flame burning on the ground, and Deadpool, who had repaired the wound on his head, also stood up at this time, and raised his gun to the few people lying on the ground here, under the broken mask, he grinned and said, "Children, the kindergarten aunt is going to start the roll call!" ”
"Jack!"
"Bang!"
"David!"
"Bang!"
"Lucy!"
"Bang!"
"Tommy!"
"Bang!"
"And then, uh-huh...... Think about it. Oh! By the way, you are Blue Blue Road, your Golden Arches are very delicious! ”
"Bang!"
After five shots in a row, the last five white-faced warriors on the ground who were still dazed were all shot in the head one by one, and fell to the ground without saying a word, stopping their struggle.
Just as Hao Qiao's side ended the battle, a large number of "da-da-da" gunshots suddenly sounded on the side of the wooden house in the distance.
"Brother Bai, their side is also starting to act, Deadpool, let's go over and support."
Hao Qiao also walked out of the hidden woods at this time, and said to Deadpool, whose clothes were already in tatters.
"Yes! Boss! ”
Deadpool spun the two guns in his hand around his fingers and thrust them smoothly. Entered the big. In the holsters on both sides of the legs.
"You want to support the Earth Security Council? Hehe, I'm afraid this won't work. ”
Just as Hao Qiao and Deadpool were about to run in the direction of the wooden house, on the path next to them, two tall figures in black robes slowly walked out.
From under their black robes, Hao Qiao could see some strange lines on their skin that were radiating light.
"You are...... Apostates? ”
Looking at the two tall black-robed men who suddenly appeared, Hao Qiao suddenly frowned, feeling that the background of the apostasy seemed to be a little beyond his previous expectations.
"Oh! Damn it! Won't you take a bath? The smell on her body is so strange, it's like Qiong Fat Mom who has just finished hot yoga. ”
Deadpool looked at the two black-robed men who suddenly appeared over there, and immediately raised his hand and fanned his nose in front of him with a look of disgust.
"What does Fat Mom Qiong taste like?"
Hao Qiao was still carefully looking at the two guys in front of him who felt bad about him, and when he heard Deadpool next to him jumping out of some strange words, he suddenly turned his head to look at him and asked curiously.
"Fat Mom?" Deadpool also turned his head to look at Hao Qiao, and said metaphorically: "It's like two homeless people, and they are dressed full of urine. Liquid shoes in rolling sheets ......"
"Oooh! Come on! Come on! I don't need to explain it, I probably know. ”
As soon as Hao Qiao heard the analogy of Deadpool, he immediately raised his hand to stop him.
"Whew! You are blaspheming the dignity of the Demon God of Hell! ”
Hearing the conversation between Deadpool and Hao Qiao, these two guys, who thought they were very forced, suddenly roared angrily.
In this regard, Hao Qiao's face was indifferent.
Deadpool tilted his head and plucked out his ears, looked at the two black-robed men who were getting closer and closer, and said in his characteristic cheap tone, "But gentlemen, I'm curious about a question. Why didn't you come out when your men were fighting us? Judging from the general plot, you should be considered a small boss at this time, right? ”
"If you come out at that time, and then cooperate with that group of soldiers to attack us, maybe you can cause us a lot of trouble."
"But now that we've all finished fighting you guys, I feel like you're pretending!"
Listening to Deadpool's words, the two black-robed strong men immediately glanced at each other, but did not speak.
"Alright! All right! I see, you don't need to explain, the plot needs to be right? ”
Deadpool seemed to spread his hands a little helplessly.
"Big brother, I want to shred that transvestite's mouth!"
One of the two black-robed men suddenly spoke with a loud voice.
"Little brother, then I'll leave him to you, big brother."
After listening to his brother's words, another black-robed man also replied.
"No, no, I'm about to laugh. Deadpool, this guy complains that he doesn't look at the time at all. ”
"That's right, when ordinary people encounter this situation, their first reaction should be vigilance, right? He was still struggling with the timing of the other party's appearance. ”
"It's no wonder that Master Qiao introduced Deadpool as a little cheap in the official website of the firm, and this nickname is really not wrong."
"But seriously, the way these two black-robed men appeared was too pretending. Pretending to be forced in front of Qiaoye, he is not afraid of being shot chrysanthemum. Flowers? ”
"Who's pretending! It's glaring! ”
Looking at the scene happening in front of them, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly happily brushed up the barrage one by one.
After all, the way those two black-robed men appeared was indeed the most classic way of villain bosses, and it was no wonder that they would hold on to it.
"One person and one quick solution?"
Seeing that the two people over there seemed to be ready to attack, Deadpool also poked Hao Qiao next to him with his elbow and said with a smile.
Hao Qiao rolled his eyes and said, "Their purpose is to stop us, and they are still fighting with them at this time, isn't that just in the middle of it?" Later, we'll just run on the skateboard. ”
Who knows, after listening to Hao Qiao's words, Deadpool suddenly turned to look at Hao Qiao and said, "This is not right! Normally, we shouldn't have stayed here to fight them, after slapping these two pretending criminals in the face. Bethlehem is in danger, and then we will appear to them as saviors and save them all? ”
"You've read too many novels, haven't you? Those are all routines, and I'm not stupid, so why do I do that. Stop talking nonsense, you shoot to stop them later, and I'll take you away on a skateboard. They don't seem to be ordinary people. ”
Hao Qiao said, directly reaching out and grabbing the skateboard behind him.