Chapter 59: Ye Xun's prank

In the room, Ye Suo and Huang Gang sat around the table.

"Huang Gang, do you think Ye Xun's cooking will be delicious?" Ye Suo felt a little bored waiting, and said nonsense.

"Just look at the things he bought, there are some doorways in it." Huang Gang pulled away the ripe peanuts that Ye Xun had just bought, threw them into his mouth, and said at the same time.

"Is that so? I thought he was going to cook dark food. Ye Suo smiled unkindly.

"Brother, I heard you." Ye Xun's voice came from the kitchen.

"Haha, what did you hear? I was saying I just smelled the scent. Ye Suo said without blushing and without a heartbeat.

"Uh-huh...... "This guy is really open-mouthed, Ye Xun was a little dissatisfied in his heart, looked at the croton on the marble table on the side, and the corners of his mouth raised a trace of imperceptible arc.

He didn't buy croton, but the vegetable seller said that he would give croton for ten yuan, so Ye Xun bought it.

Ye Xun didn't know what was going on, obviously he had to buy a lot of things like pots and pans at that time, but he felt like he was being manipulated by an unknown magic force, and he couldn't stop.

I seem to have seen it in a book, croton can make people have diarrhea? Ye Xun said to himself in his heart.

Well! Just give him a small punishment, he calls him "brother" and "brother" every day, he really regards himself as a brother. "Brother, don't blame me." Ye Xun's smile gradually became evil.

"Ye Xun, did you say anything?" Ye Suo was chatting with Huang Gang in the living room, and just now he seemed to hear Ye Xun calling himself.

"It's nothing! Brother! Ye Xun was taken aback, but his face was still light and light.

"Oh, I think I heard you calling me." After Ye Suo finished speaking, he continued to chat with Huang Gang, and sent a few peanuts to his mouth.

"Whew......" Ye Xunxiao sighed, his mood became more and more excited, just like your first women's clothes. (Author: ಡωಡ)

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"What a taste, it's so fragrant...... Ye Suo, who was eating peanuts, smelled a fragrance.

"Who said I was cooking dark food?" Ye Xun's voice came from the kitchen.

"Don't you see stinky tofu smelling and tasting good? Maybe you're doing the opposite? "Yeso is hovering on the edge of a broken leg.

"So you admit that you just said that?" Ye Xun said with a smile.

"Did I say I admit it?" "Joking is not nonsense, you want to apologize to the people of the whole country for doing this." Ye Suo is cheeky and authentic.

Uh-huh...... All right! You stupid brother! I was thinking about whether or not to carry out the plan, and now it's your own doing! Wait a while and you won't be able to get out of the toilet!

"Just wait a little longer." Ye Xun didn't answer his words.

……

The fragrance is stronger.

Ye Suo couldn't bear it a little, so he said, "Okay, I'll come over and help you serve the meal." ”

"Not yet." How can I get you to come! Hey, hey......

Ye Xun began to grind croton.

It may be dangerous to eat too much croton, Ye Xun just wants to teach him a small lesson.

Ye Xun turned on the rice cooker, a white turbid heat steamed up, he began to serve rice to Ye Suo, put it in an easily recognizable place after it was full, added some croton powder to it, and then mixed it well, achieving an invisible-looking effect.

Then he picked up two plates of celery fried cauliflower and tomato fried meat, and walked to the living room.

"Isn't it done, if it's still done, I'll help you." Yeso was about to get up.

"It's good for my brother and dad to sit here and taste it, and let me do the rest." Ye Xun smiled warmly.

"It's good to help you with your chopsticks." Ye Suo was a little embarrassed.

"No, I've got you covered." Ye Xun still smiled.

"Look at your brother, how obedient and sensible you are, you can't even cook, and you always worry about me." Looking at Ye Xun, who was so sensible, Huang Gang just began to count Ye Suo.

"Cut...... I can cook instant noodles! Ye Suo had nothing to do, so the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and took out his "housekeeping skills".

"Well, yes, yes, it's just that you didn't starve to death when I wasn't at home." Huang Gang said with a smile.

Ye Suo's face flushed, and the green energy on his forehead exploded, "If you can only cook noodles, you can't count as not being able to cook rice, and you can't cook rice...... Cooking noodles...... Can you think you can't cook? ”

So Huang Gang and Ye Xun, who was coming over with chopsticks, laughed, and the living room was full of active atmosphere inside and outside.

The four dishes have been arranged, the color is round, and it is very appetizing to look at.

Ye Xun came over with two bowls of rice.

Huang Gang's was already in place, but the other bowl was not placed in front of Ye Suo.

Ye Suo stretched out his hand and tried to take the bowl over.

"Brother." Ye Xun saw that something was wrong and hurriedly stopped him.

"What's wrong?" Ye Suo stopped his movements and asked.

"The bowl wasn't full...... The next one is yours. Ye Xun said.

"It's okay, I'll just serve it after I'm done." Ye Suo didn't care, and continued to get the bowl.

"Brother, that bowl ...... I fell out of my hair, so leave it to me. Ye Xun smiled lightly.

"Huh? Then I'll have to eat this bowl even more. "Yeso has already touched the bowl.

"Brother! I think my hair and my phase are better. Ye Xun regretted it when he said this. What idiotic things did you say......

"Phase? What is that? Ye Suo wondered.

"Anyway, will you leave that bowl to me?" Ye Xun pleaded.

"Oh, okay......" Ye Suo didn't know why Ye Xun wanted this bowl, but seeing Ye Xun's pleading eyes, Ye Suo still gave it to him.

"Ha, thank you, brother!" Ye Xun looked very happy on the surface, but he was relieved in his heart.

In the end, Ye Xun put the bowl with croton powder in front of Ye Suo, and then looked worried. What if he has diarrhea after a while, what should he do if he is too violent?

"Ha~ I can finally eat, this dish looks very delicious." Ye Suo picked up the chopsticks and was thinking about which one to clip first.

Isn't it going too far?

Ye Suo has already sandwiched a cauliflower.

Will my brother hate me after that?

Ye Suo had already put the cauliflower in the bowl.

The expression on Ye Xun's face became heavier and heavier.

When Ye Suo lowered his head and was about to start the bowl of rice that exuded an attractive smell, Ye Xun quickly got up and quickly replaced the bowls of the two before Ye Suo was about to touch the bowl.

"What are you doing...... Ye Suo didn't know what he wanted to do, and asked dissatisfiedly.

"After thinking about it, I'll eat this bowl! As an elder brother, you should eat the bowl with hair! Ye Xun's face was upright, but he couldn't panic in his heart.

"Aren't they all the same......" Thinking that he had eaten insects before, Ye Suo muttered.

"That's it! Hurry up and eat it! ”

"The food is going to be cold later!" Ye Xun was a little difficult to ride a tiger, and said stubbornly.

Huang Gang smiled and said nothing, as if he had already guessed the reason.

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