Chapter 13: A self-created parabola

"There is a time limit of seven days, what if you can't do it within seven days?" Wu Wei hurriedly asked.

System: "Mission failed, all experience points will be deducted." ”

"So manic!" Wu Wei was taken aback.

I finally saved up experience points, and I exchanged 50,000 yuan, which is easy.

Seeing the resentful corpse fall to the ground, everyone trembled: "Master, are you okay?" ”

Without waiting for Wu Wei to speak, the tiger's head was already full of stars: "Master, this is the legendary flying sword that takes people's heads thousands of miles away, right?" And there's also a curvature, which is simply handsome! ”

Blind worship is really scary.

Wu Weiqiang covered up his embarrassment, slowly took back the seven-money sword that fell to the ground, and said: "What a flying sword, it's just a move that doesn't enter the stream, this is a parabolic sword created by this master." ”

"Master, teach me!" The light of adoration in the tiger's eyes was even stronger, and he knelt on one knee.

"Ding...... The host rounds an awkward force, rewarding 1 experience point. ”

The feeling of pretending to be forced is so cool.

Sure enough, it's the same as the system says, no matter how small the mosquito is, it's meat, although there are few experience points for pretending to be forced, but the process is cool.

Moreover, Wu Wei found that as he became more and more proficient in pretending, the system no longer rewarded him with a few cents.

Looking down at the deceased's thing that had become soft and collapsed, Wu Wei confirmed that the so-called resentful corpse was fine, and patted the tiger head on the shoulder: "If you want to become the apprentice of this master, I will give you a three-month test period." ”

The tiger head was overjoyed: "The apprentice obeys the order!" ”

"Okay, you can dispose of the corpse yourself, I have to catch the demon." waved his hand, and left in a dashing manner in front of everyone's eyes.

Behind him, there were voices of surprise and adoration.

"Master, go slowly."

"Wow, that master is so handsome!"

"It's not just handsome, it's just handsome."

"And he's so young, I don't know if the master has a girlfriend."

Dog Danzi: "I'm going to give the master swordsman a monkey." ”

Wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud.

Wu Wei strode with his head held high, and finally got out of the big meal bathing center, and quickly turned into a small alley where no one was around.

The straight waist was instantly loosened.

Nima, it's quite tiring to pretend to be forced.

Let's take a look at what comes out of killing a resentful corpse.

Summoning panel.

Host: Wu Wei.

Cultivation for: a first-class earth master

Skills: Seven Money Swordsmanship, Fu Gong (New)

Items: Demon Mirror, Qiankun Bag, Seven Money Sword, Niu Li Pill (new), Good Luck Charm (new).

Experience points: 30014.

"System, what are Niu Li Pills and good luck charms?"

"Niu Li Pill, the next grade pill, ordinary people can take it to improve their physique, and one can increase the power of a cow."

"It's so cool!" Wu Wei was overjoyed and asked anxiously, "What about the good luck charm?" ”

"A one-time consumable, which can last for an hour, sticks a good luck charm to the person, and the person who is posted will have a good luck index within an hour after activation."

"Haha, that's another good thing. It seems that killing monsters is really cooler than pretending, so a resentful corpse that does not enter the stream has exploded so many good things. ”

Wu Wei was so happy that his mouth was not disturbed.

Without further ado, eat Niu Li Pills.

Boom!

Niu Li Pill melted in his mouth, and before Wu Wei could taste anything, that thing got into his stomach.

Almost a few seconds later, Wu Wei felt the urge to strain, as if a fart could burst out of.

"Damn, what's the situation, this Niu Li Pill won't expire, right?"

Hurry to find a toilet.

After a burst of excretion, Wu Wei not only did not feel any prostration, but felt that his body was unprecedentedly cool.

It's cooler than having a woman or something.

A punch was thrown, and it even brought the wind.

When I came out of the toilet, I just saw a trash can full of garbage at the door of the toilet.

It looks heavy.

Step forward and raise your hands easily.

"Wow, my current strength is really as strong as a cow!"

"Hey, boy, what are you doing?" A voice suddenly rang out.

Wu Wei turned his head and saw that it was a cleaner, holding a broom in his hand and pointing at him.

"It's okay, it's okay." Hurriedly put down the trash can, and Wu Wei hurriedly left.

Behind him, the disdainful voice of the cleaner came: "It's not good to learn anything at a young age, you actually learn to steal things, people steal money and mobile phones, you are good, even the trash can wants to steal." ”

Wu Wei heard the words and stumbled.

Lao Tzu is good at weightlifting.

Following the scent of the dog demon, Wu Wei pursued all the way.

Because the dog demon is the reason why Wu Wei is the demon servant, there seems to be some kind of connection between them, and Wu Wei can really smell the smell of the dog demon.

sniffling all the way, like a police dog.

After walking for more than half an hour, I came to the outside of an alley that was inaccessible.

Looking up into the alley, I saw a woman squatting at the end of the alley.

The woman was wearing a cheongsam with her long hair draped and her back to herself, and there was a bamboo basket next to her, which emitted a fishy smell, as if there were some dead fish and rotten shrimp inside.

One of the woman's hands kept picking up and putting down in the bamboo basket, and the other hand was holding a puppy.

That puppy is the dog demon safety.

It's just that at this time, the dog demon security's small eyes were full of horror, and he completely lost his previous majesty.

"Safety." Seeing this, Wu Wei quickened his pace and shouted.

"Wang!" As soon as he saw Wu Wei, he was as if he had seen a lost relative, and tears welled up.

"Stop." Before Wu Wei could get close to the woman, the woman's hoarse voice rang out: "Giggles, I didn't expect it to be a little Taoist priest with a demon attendant." Well, the little Taoist priest is very handsome, but unfortunately his ability is too low. ”

Crunch.

It was as if something was being bitten and the sound rang out.

Wu Wei was stunned: "Where is the demon, when you see this master, you don't want to be arrested quickly." ”

"Giggles, little Taoist, it's not a small tone." As she spoke, the woman slowly turned around.

Wu Wei picked up the Qiankun bag in his left hand and the seven-money sword in his right hand, and immediately became vigilant.

The woman turned her head, and a face that had brought disaster to the country and the people appeared.

That's just a smile for the city, and then a smile for the country.

But, Nima, what the hell is that sexy lips with a piece of sashimi hanging from the country?

Wu Wei was stunned, as if he had thought of something, and hurriedly put on the demon mirror.

When I look at it again, oh my god.

That...... It wasn't a beautiful face at all, it was a cat face.

The most important thing is that the woman is wearing a cheongsam, with a slit on her chest, leaking out most of the melon, and her figure is extremely attractive, but she has a cat face.

It's a weird scene.

"It's really a cat demon!" Wu Wei shuddered and shouted loudly: "What a demon, sure enough, it's you, you killed the person who ate the big meal and bathed the center, and you also gouged out your eyes?" ”

"Meow ......" the cat demon opened his mouth and giggled, and half of the sashimi in his mouth fell to the ground.

"Little Taoist, you don't know, when those men were doing that with me, the eyes were so intoxicating to me, so I couldn't help but gouge out their eyes. Giggles, little Taoist, do you want to taste that taste? ”

While talking, the cat demon deliberately split his skirt a little, and the scene inside was looming.

Ni Mei!

If it weren't for your cat face, I would have been seduced.

Thankfully, there is a demon mirror.

"Bold beast, let go of my safety, obediently tie your hands and arrest it, this master can consider sparing your life." Wu Wei is domineering.

"Ding...... Turn on the demon pretending mode, and the first time you fail to force the demon, you won't deduct experience points for the time being. ”

"What, there's still a mode of pretending to be a demon?" Wu Wei was stunned.

Not only was the cat demon not scared at all, but he also stroked the dog demon in his arms: "This little demon has just formed a spiritual sense, and he can't even speak, and he still wants to catch me?" Giggles, the same waste as you little Taoist. ”

"Meow ......" is another cat meow.

Wu Wei was furious: "Hugh is arrogant, look at Master Ben's seven-money sword!" ”

Wu Wei stepped forward and prepared to make a big move.

However, before he could make a move, Wu Wei burst out of a cold sweat.

Ma Dan, when did so many cats suddenly appear?