Chapter 32: I Must Make Good Offerings
After Sun Xian returned to the office, it took more than half an hour to hang up the evil charm to ward off evil spirits.
There is no way, this evil charm must be commensurate with the layout of the entire office, and the vertical and horizontal must be beautiful and generous, otherwise, it will look very awkward.
After hanging up, Sun Qian finally nodded with satisfaction, and then, with his hands folded, he bowed three times to his aunt's towel, muttering a lot of things in his mouth.
"Bang!"
Sun Xian had just bowed down, and the door was kicked open.
When the visitor looked up, he saw the picture of Sun paying attention to his aunt's towel.
I was stunned for most of the day, and I didn't understand what Sun was doing.
After a long time, the big man took a deep breath, stretched out his thumb, and exclaimed: "Sun is exquisite, you are too exquisite!" Damn, I slept with our little pandan, and now I still worship my aunt's towel? ”
The person who came was wearing a security uniform and looked rough, who was he if he wasn't a tiger head?
Sun Xian looked back, and his pious face immediately turned the color of pig liver, and his speech trembled: "Tiger...... Brother Tiger, what wind blew you here? ”
"Blow you paralyzed!" The tiger strode to the side of the sofa, sat down, and put his feet on the table, "Sun is exquisite, since you are a particular person, I won't beat around the bush." Either give the money today, or I will poke out the fact that you slept with our little pandan, so that you can't stay in this school. ”
"Don't, don't, don't." Sun pays attention to the sweat of his head.
I'm really afraid of something.
Some time ago, Sun paid attention to going to the 'Eat a Big Meal and Bathing Center' to have a good time, and found a few beauties by the way in the evening, and then did some indescribable things.
Originally, it was nothing, and Sun was not careful before, but he had never done this kind of thing.
But who knew that early the next morning, Sun was blocked by the security guards of the bathing center.
One by one, they were eyeing each other, not to say that this was a clean place, and they couldn't do some dirty things.
Moreover, those beauties are all yellow flower girls, and they want Sun to pay attention to their innocence.
At that time, Sun was stunned.
I'll go, these women's skills are higher than the other, and they almost didn't exhaust themselves to death in one night, and you still say that they are yellow flower girls?
Ni Mei, you don't need to be so obvious to slander people, right?
However, as the director of academic affairs, it is inherently unsightly to come to this kind of place, so Sun pays attention to the attitude of turning big things into small things and small things into small things, and admits it.
As a result, the security guard headed by the tiger head opened his mouth for 500,000 yuan, saying that it was the mental loss fee for these beauties like Xiao Xianglan, and it was not good to have one less.
Sun Xuan couldn't come up with so much money at once, so he had to delay time.
In the past few days, Hutou has been harassed by several phone calls every day, which has made Sun Jian almost collapse.
I originally wanted Su Ze to help me today, but Su Ze was too unreliable.
Suddenly remembered the evil talisman that Wu Wei gave him, and Sun Xian's eyes lit up: "Brother Tiger, don't worry, don't worry!" ”
As he spoke, he turned around and came to the evil talisman again, bowed three times, respectfully took down the evil talisman, and came to the tiger head: "Brother Tiger, look, what is this?" ”
"Look at your paralysis!" The tiger head picked up the evil talisman and pasted it directly on Sun Xian's face: "You dare to give this woman's thing to Lao Tzu...... Hey, what is it? ”
The aunt's towel fell, and Sun Xuan's face was flushed.
The tiger head was furious, and he was about to teach this short-eyed guy a lesson first, when he suddenly saw two words on Sun Xuan's face.
That's exactly what the evil charm is printed on it.
As soon as he saw those two words, the tiger head fell to his knees with a thud and shouted loudly: "Master is above, please accept the disciple's worship!" ”
Bang bang bang!
There were also three knocks.
Sun was stunned.
What's the situation?
This tiger head is kowtowing to himself, and he still calls himself master?
After the tiger kowtowed, his arrogant appearance disappeared, and he pulled Sun Xuan to sit down, and asked warmly: "Director Sun, who gave you this aunt towel?" ”
"Yes...... I'm a student. Sun is very weird, but he has begun to feel something faintly in his heart.
No, this evil charm really works, does it?
"You student? Oh my God, is his name Wu Wei? ”
"yes."
"That's right!" The tiger head slapped his thigh, which scared Sun Xuan.
The tiger head laughed and patted Sun Xuan's shoulder: "Sun Xuan, you are really a fastidious person, and the fact that you slept with Xiao Xianglan was written off." In the future, if you still want to go to our 'Eat Big Meal and Bathing Center', I am the master, and I will get a 20% discount! ”
After speaking, he bowed to his aunt's towel, bah, and evil charms, and turned to leave.
Come in a hurry, go in a hurry.
It took more than ten seconds for Sun to come back to his senses.
stared blankly at the evil talisman in his hand, and immediately ecstasy.
This...... This evil talisman really works?
I must make a good offering.
No!
Not only do I have to make good offerings, but I also have to take them with me every day, eat and go to the toilet, and pray before going to bed.
Having made up his mind, Sun Jiao's face became more and more pious, and he hung up the evil charm again and knelt down respectfully.
……
"Ding...... If the host is successfully forced, 5 experience points will be awarded. ”
Wu Wei, who was surrounded by Tang Buku and Hu Jing, was walking on the road, and suddenly the prompt sound of the system sounded in his mind.
Wu Wei's face was full of confusion.
Unconsciously pretending to be forced again?
Tsk, that's pretty cool.
Although I don't know how to pretend to be forced, but with experience points to earn, Wu Wei will naturally not be polite.
"Big brother, you are really a god, even the dean of education has bowed down to you, and you can walk sideways in the school in the future."
"Yes, Lao Wu, I really convinced you."
"Haha, I've won awards." Listening to Tang Bubitter's praise, Wu Wei called it a comfort.
Hu Jing proposed: "By the way, Lao Wu, since Miss Tang has to recognize you as the eldest brother, let's marry Jin Lan together, right?" ”
"Yes!" Tang Bubitter also patted his head, and put his two arms on the shoulders of Wu Wei and Hu Jing respectively: "I am the second sister, Jingba, you are the third, so it is decided." ”
Hu Jing was unwilling: "Why am I the third?" I'm obviously older than you, and besides, don't you call me Kyohachi, okay? ”
"Damn, Jingba, the old lady calls you Jingba, that's to give you face." Tang Bubitter glared at Hu Jing: "In the future, I will be your second sister, you have to listen to me." ”
was glared at by Tang Bubitter, and Hu Jing suddenly shrank his head like a quail.
This little devil is really not covered, and the lethality of that look is really strong.
"Catch the snitch! Someone is stealing something! ”
The three of them were giggling and laughing, when suddenly a woman's scream rang out.
The three of them looked up and saw a snitch holding a women's satchel and speeding past Wu Wei.
"I'll go, dare to rob in broad daylight? How daring! At the same time as Hu Jing's head shrank, Tang Bubitter rolled up his sleeves, ready to go up and catch the snitch.
Wu Wei pressed Tang Bubitter: "Little milk dog, look at the eldest brother." ”
Then, under the gaze of Tang Bubitter and Hu Jing, Wu Wei squatted down and began to move his muscles.
"What?"
"Big brother, what are you doing here?"
"Hurry up, I've run out for hundreds of meters."
"Yes, if you don't chase it, you won't be able to catch up."
Tang Bubitter and Hu Jing were stunned.
Let you catch people, not whether it is good to exercise or not.
Wu Wei raised his head and said calmly: "Let him run a thousand meters first." ”
"Ding...... The host pretends to be a fool and deducts 5 experience points. ”
Ni Mei, where is Lao Tzu stupid.
The corners of Wu Wei's mouth twitched.