Banquet (2)
Since this little red entered Lin Feng's room, he has never come out. Time passed little by little, and in the blink of an eye, half an hour was about to pass.
"Aifei, have you dressed up?" The prince kept pacing back and forth outside the door, turning his head and asking.
"Your Highness, please wait a while, the concubine will be fine soon!" Lin Feng shouted in the room.
The prince waited outside the door and walked in a hurry, and after a while. Then he began to ask again: "Aifei, have you dressed up?"
As soon as the prince's words fell, he saw the door open, and Lin Feng walked out from inside.
The crown prince's eyes lit up and he was immediately attracted by this beautiful scene. Secretly swallowed his saliva and said, "Aifei, you are really beautiful!"
I saw Lin Feng wearing pink printed clothes, the lines of the flowers in front of him were clear, and the clothes were not big or small, just right.
Clearly visible collarbones, exposed. He wore the golden hairpin that His Majesty had given him that day, and his hair was coiled behind his head and fastened with a golden hairpin.
The jade agate pendant on his neck is worn on his hand, and he is wearing a pair of jade bracelets made of fine Hetian jade.
Lin Feng stood in front of the crown prince, that smile, that every move. All exude nobility and coldness, liveliness and cuteness.
The aura exuded by the body is fresh and refined, giving people a feeling that can be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed.
Now a woman in front of her smiled slightly, like a fairy in the sky! There's a sense of mystery! It makes people feel the urge to worship!
At this time, Lin Feng was graceful and luxurious. But more like a slim girl! Oh! That's right! They haven't had a round house yet! Lin Feng was originally yes!
The goose egg had a smile on his face, and the prince who watched it swallowed mouthfuls and mouthfuls.
"Your Highness, what's wrong? But what's wrong? Why does His Highness keep an eye on his concubines? Lin Feng smiled slightly.
"Nope! There's nothing wrong with that! The husband was just amazed by the beauty of the concubine! The prince smiled.
It's sweet in your mouth! I love what you kid says! Not bad! It seems that I have not worked in vain! There is no white pain for Xiaohong, this little girl!
The time was getting closer and closer, and the two got into the carriage after leaving the prince's mansion.
The two entered the palace and were led by the eunuch to the banquet venue.
When Lin Feng came to the main hall, everyone's eyes turned to Lin Feng. I was completely amazed by Lin Feng's aura.
Several princes also looked at Lin Feng and thought, "It's so beautiful!" She is worthy of being the first beauty in the capital! ”
As for the other princes and ministers, the young masters of the family looked at Lin Feng and were all shocked.
And those female dependents are envious and jealous. Why can she Zhang Yuxuan be so beautiful! It also won the favor of the crown prince!
Some people hate Zhang Yuxuan, if their eyes can kill, it is estimated that Lin Feng has been slashed by those female dependents.
Those who don't learn and don't know how to do it, but they are full of * smiles. It can be said that Zhang Yuxuan is the object of lust in the hearts of all the princes and ministers in the world.
The two came to the main hall and saluted His Majesty, the Queen, and all the concubines.
His Majesty looked at the two of them, and then asked, "Xuan'er, are you feeling better?"
"Father Xie cares, thanks to the blessing of my father, the daughter-in-law is fine!" Lin Feng knelt on the ground, kowtowed and said.
His Majesty smiled and nodded. Then he glanced at the two of them and motioned for them to sit down quickly.
The two of them came to their seats, and before they could sit down, they heard His Majesty's voice sound: "Since you are all here, let's start the table!"
After the two sat down, several princes coaxed at this time: "The royal brother is late, he should be fined three glasses of wine!"
The prince looked at the crowd and said, "It should be, it should be!" Then he picked up his glass and prepared to drink three glasses.
At this time, Lin Feng took the wine glass, smiled at the prince and said, "Your Highness, you are my prince of Great Wei, worried about the country and the people, it is really not appropriate to drink!" Let the concubines drink the wine! ”
Immediately, Lin Feng drank all the wine in the wine glass in one go, then poured another glass, drank it, poured a third glass, and then drank it again.
After Lin Feng finished drinking, he couldn't help but burp.
At this time, several princes next to him clapped their hands and exclaimed: "The imperial sister-in-law is massive!"
Although the princes were praising Lin Feng, there was no expression on their faces, and they all had dark faces.
As we all know, Zhang Yuxuan can't drink alcohol, and she hasn't been drinking since she was a child. Now, it was a bit surprising to suddenly drink three glasses in a row in front of everyone.
The expressions of several princes were fully seen by Lin Feng. Lin Feng smiled disdainfully and shook the wine glass in his hand downward.
Lin Feng did this on purpose, just to let a few princes take a look. With me here, don't try to touch the prince.
Lin Feng came specifically to declare his sovereignty, and the angry princes gritted their teeth for a while. Only the third prince smiled slightly.
Although the third prince smiled slightly, when Lin Feng saw it, this was a hidden knife in his smile!
Lin Feng couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "The scheming of these three princes is really deep!" The crown prince alone can't fight the three princes! ”
But it's okay, I'm here! Even if he can't fight the third prince, I will make him unfavorable!
The ministers were also dumbfounded. Zhang Yuxuan grew up watching them!
What kind of person Zhang Yuxuan is and what abilities they have! Now the person in front of them is beyond their imagination!
Especially the minister sitting next to the head of the household department opened his mouth even more!
Turning his head to look at the head of the household, he said, "Lord Zhang, Ling Qianjin is really impressive!"
Tobe Shangshu turned his head to look at the minister, smiled slightly, and did not speak.
Several princes saw that the first confrontation ended in defeat, and they instantly shut up.
At this time, His Majesty clapped his hands. After a while, a group of singers walked over.
The singers came to the main hall and saluted His Majesty, and then to the ministers. Immediately, the court banquet and dance began.
Lin Feng saw the singers writhing their graceful figures, and their eyes were straight. kept staring at those singers, and my saliva was about to flow out.
Even Lin Feng, a veteran of Conghua, couldn't help but sigh: "One day I also have a manor, I will also get some singers!" That's what it should be! No, no, no, it's more beautiful than these, and it's in good shape! ”
After the dance, everyone was still unsuccessful.
At this time, I don't know which of His Majesty's concubines said: "As we all know, Zhang Yuxuan is the first talented woman in the capital, not only can sing and dance, but also is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!" Can you open everyone's eyes! ”
After hearing this, Lin Feng's face was a little stiff. Then he turned his head to look at the concubine who was speaking, and thought secretly: "Your sister! Why don't you open everyone's eyes? I don't think you're bad! ”
I can't dance! Not to mention singing! I don't know how to do this piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!
What can I do to be good at singing and dancing? You can't die if you don't brag? You're here to humiliate me, aren't you? Did I provoke you? I don't know you, do I?
Lin Feng turned his head to look at the prince, then got up and left his seat, came to the center, saluted His Majesty and said, "Since Niangniang said it, the little girl will be ugly!"
At this time, the palace maids brought a harp and set it up. Immediately, the maid retreated.
Lin Feng sat on the ground, his hands naturally resting on the strings. Immediately, Lin Feng plucked the strings and began to play.
"Next to the ancient tower, pick up a piece of gold!"
"The geese are swept away, and the belly is full of old frost!"
"Mottled wooden windows, waiting for the moonlight!"
"Who is passing by, reciting a love song!"
"Look at the slanting sun, blowing red diamond wall!"
"Tea soup, flooding the past!"
"Order an old incense, tears wet clothes!"
"Who hears, say a word of forgiveness!"
"The wind is coming, and the sails have passed thousands of miles away!"
"The wind goes, leave a boatload of frost white!"
"The twilight rain wanders, who spends firewood in a dream!"
"I'm just afraid that the night will be cold!"
"Look at the slanting sun, blowing red diamond wall!"
"Tea soup, flooding the past!"
"Order an old incense, tears wet clothes!"
"Who hears, say a word of forgiveness!"
"The wind is coming, and the sails have passed thousands of miles away!"
"The wind goes, leave a boatload of frost white!"
"The twilight rain is wandering, who spends firewood in a dream!"
"I'm just afraid that the night will be cold!"
"The wind is coming, and the sails have passed thousands of miles away!"
"The wind goes, leave a boatload of frost white!"
"Outside Gusu City, who is in the mirror to stroke the piano platform!"
"I'm afraid that the strings will be on my fingers!"
As soon as the song was finished, Lin Feng stood up, and His Majesty saluted, turned around and returned to his seat.
Everyone was completely stunned, and they were all intoxicated by Lin Feng's sound like a yellow oriole and the sound of a piano like gurgling water.
Even the Third Prince, who was so scheming that he couldn't be beaten, was stunned, and he couldn't believe that Lin Feng's piano sound had such magical power!
When everyone came back to their senses and woke up, they were all shocked by this beautiful singing and the melodious sound of the piano!
There are even some Wenchen who improvised and said: "This song should only be in the sky, how many times can people hear it".
When Lin Feng saw everyone's expressions, he was also complacent, and thought to himself: "A group of mentally retarded elementary school students!"
Lao Liu, Lao Liu, I'm sorry! Grab your song and use it. I'm so embarrassed!
Ay! Although Lao Tzu's five tones are incomplete, this Zhang Yuxuan will! Zhang Yuxuan, Zhang Yuxuan! Didn't drop the chain at the critical moment! Not bad, not bad!
But this Yuxuan is not covered, the sound is really good! Like a lark, like a oriole! It's so good!
At this time, although Tobe Shangshu didn't say it, his heart was happy. Her daughter not only fought for her husband's family, but also for herself!
Happy is happy, but after all, I am still a little worried, if I am too sharp, I will also cause trouble for myself.
It is not unreasonable for Hubu Shangshu to be worried, after all, the title of "the first talented woman in the capital" is the dream of the daughters of those princes and ministers!
Now this Zhang Yuxuan not only has the title of "the first talented woman in Beijing", but also "the first chess player in Beijing!" The title of "and" the first beauty in the capital! ".
Since Lin Feng came here, it is estimated that the title of "the number one master in the capital" should also become his cyst!
With many titles linked together, Zhang Yuxuan is easy to provoke.
At this time, how many of those daughters of the princes and ministers' families were looking at Lin Feng with envy? How many people looked at Lin Feng with jealousy again?
If it's like this, can she not provoke right and wrong? If the eyes could kill, Lin Feng had already been slashed by a thousand knives again at this time. And it's been scraped to the point that there is no scum left!
Poor Lin Feng didn't provoke anyone, but he was regarded as an enemy by all the daughters.
If you want to blame, you can only blame Zhang Yuxuan for being too beautiful! It can amaze the audience so much, and it is glamorous! And then there's marrying the prince! There is also this Zhang Yuxuan, who is too capable!
At this time, the second prince, who was sitting next to the prince, glanced at the prince and said, "Brother Huang, sister-in-law!" Xiao Wang respects two of you with a glass! ”
Lin Feng looked at the prince, then snatched the wine glass from the prince's hand, glanced at the second prince and said, "Since the second brother has said so, then the palace will do it first!"
Lin Feng glanced at the second prince, and then drank both glasses of wine. After Lin Feng finished drinking two glasses of wine, he shook the cup with the mouth of the cup down.
Seeing this, the second prince drank the wine in the wine glass and put down the wine glass in a gloomy manner.
Lin Feng finished drinking the wine and began to attack the food on the table. He didn't pay attention to others, and ate by himself.
Lin Feng's action also made people laugh and cry. One second ago, virtuous and virtuous, ladylike! In the next second, eat and drink, rice bucket style!
At this time, Lin Feng was completely like Lin Feng before. People can't believe it, this is Zhang Yuxuan, who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and can sing and dance, and is proficient in poetry and songs!
However, at this time, Hubu Shangshu glanced at Lin Feng, and his face was also full of black lines.
The reason why Lin Feng was like this at this time was completely because he was hungry. I didn't eat and came here.
Lin Feng kept eating, looking at everyone from time to time. Seeing that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, he immediately put down the chopsticks in his hand, swallowed the food in his mouth, and pretended to be nothing.
At this time, His Majesty suddenly became interested, and the poetry flourished.
looked around, looked at everyone, and then said: "It's rare to get together with all Aiqing today, I have an upper link, I don't know if all Aiqing can be blind for me?"
Ministers, you look at me, I look at you, and then I look at Your Majesty and say, "Your Majesty, please speak!"
His Majesty looked at everyone and said, "The cup on the table, the wine in the cup, is refreshing!"
Just as the ministers and the daughters of the princes and ministers were thinking about it. Lin Feng stood up, looked at His Majesty and said, "The table in front of the people, the food on the table, the beauty is delicious!"
When Lin Feng paired the couplet, those daughters and the second ancestor were a little displeased. secretly scolded himself for being a pig brain, not angry.
Those Wenchen were also a little unhappy, and always felt that they had been robbed of the limelight by others before they could come up with it. But there is nothing to be done, who makes the family the first talented woman in the capital!
After listening to this, His Majesty also nodded secretly. I think Lin Feng's lower pair is not bad.
At this time, His Majesty came out with another pair of upper couplets: "Ice cold wine, one point, two points, three points!"
This time, some civil officials, along with several princes, were ready to face this couplet, but they were unexpectedly preempted by Lin Feng again.
"Lilacs, hundreds of heads, thousands of heads!" Lin Feng stood up and said.
Some civil officials gritted their teeth angrily, while others dared to be angry but did not dare to speak.
I only heard a civil official say: "Crown princess, can you give me a chance to wait, let me wait for a couple?"
After listening to this, Lin Feng turned his head to look at the minister who was speaking, smiled a little apologetically, and then sat down and stopped talking.
Then. A minister sitting next to the minister said: "As we all know, the eldest lady of the Zhang family is the first talented woman in the capital, and the lower officials have a pair, I wonder if the crown princess can come out?"
Small! What can't I figure out? Just let the horses come, right? That's it!
"Oh? I don't know what kind of couplet this adult is talking about, let's listen to it, so let's talk about it together! Lin Feng smiled slightly.
"The south is transparent, the north is transparent, the north is transparent, the north is transparent!" The minister said triumphantly.
Damn! Such a simple couplet, you dare to show off? Is there a shame in it? Don't you know that I'm going to play this in the third grade of elementary school?
Just divide five by two and you can match a lot!
Male students, female students, male and female student male and female!
"East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east and west pawnshop pawnshop!" Lin Feng smiled slightly, and then replied.
At this time, the fourth prince said: "Why don't you give Xiao Wang a couplet to the imperial sister-in-law!" I wonder if the imperial sister-in-law can be right? ”
Oops I'm going? Do you want to play a big knife in front of Guan Gong? Look at me if I can't clean you up!
"Oh? Fourth brother, please say, the royal sister-in-law listens! Lin Feng turned his head and glanced at the fourth prince and said.
"The sound of the wind, the sound of the water, the sound of insects, the sound of birds, the sound of Fanbei, a total of three hundred and sixty days of striking the bell, silent and silent." The fourth prince smiled slightly.
This couplet is a talented man to the four princes, and the four princes have not been able to match it so far. Now he wants Lin Feng to come out.
"Hmph, I'm sorry! This is the work of the first genius in Jiangnan, not everyone can do it! The fourth prince thought to himself.
"Fourth brother, if I come out. I don't know what the benefits are? Lin Feng looked at the four princes with a slight smile and said.
Your sister, let me want me to give you this difficult couplet, how can you do it without paying a price?
The fourth prince touched his chin with his hand, thought for a while and said, "If the imperial sister-in-law can come out, Xiao Wang will drink all these two pots of wine!"
Well! This is good, I'll put you down today! Let you hit my mind again! I know that I have a famous flower, and I want to come to get a piece of the pie! If I don't clean you up, I'll have your surname!
"If the imperial sister-in-law can't do it, what should she do?" The fourth prince asked curiously.
Just kidding, I'm not right? Who am I? The first talented woman in the capital! Is there anything I can't get out of?
"If the palace can't be right, how about the fourth brother to let the palace, how about the palace, okay?" Lin Feng looked at the four princes and said.
"That's great!" The fourth prince said complacently.
At this time, Lin Feng held his chin in his hand, his eyes kept rolling, and he kept meditating on this couplet.
At this time. Not only Lin Feng, but also many civil servants and generals were all meditating.
"The mountains are moonlight, the clouds are foggy, and the smoke is hazy, and there are 48,000 zhang of peaks and mountains, and the colors are empty!" After a while, I came up with this next link, and then said.
Lin Feng faced the lower link, and the four princes had a black line on their faces. His Majesty also smiled slightly when he saw that Lin Feng was so neat.
Immediately, Lin Feng looked at the fourth prince and said, "Fourth brother." It's time to deliver on the promise! What are you waiting for? ”
The fourth prince wanted to humiliate Lin Feng, and by the way, let Lin Feng make a couplet. I didn't expect to be humiliated by Lin Feng first!
The four princes were full of black lines, and they were also helpless. With so many people watching, you can't be fooled, right? Besides, if a man cheats, how will he meet people when he goes out in the future?
The fourth prince shook his head helplessly, then picked up the wine jug on the table, and began to drink it to his mouth.
At this time, Lin Feng added another fire, only to hear Lin Feng look at the fourth prince and say: "If the fourth brother can't do it, give up, the imperial sister-in-law won't laugh at the fourth brother!"
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he immediately turned his head and covered his mouth and snickered. These words seem to be concerned about the four princes, but in fact, they want to anger the four princes and humiliate others.
This sentence made the four princes angry and had the urge to vomit blood, and the wine in his mouth almost squirted out.