Ignorant earthlings.

Hello, my name on Earth is Chen Fan, and I am hidden in a newspaper in Gaohuang City.

I have decided to start writing this Earth Diary today, and when my mission on Earth is complete, perhaps I will leave it to you.

so that you can see how you have come to where you are today.

My home planet is called Rock Planet, which has a long and splendid history of civilization at a distant 63,000 light years, and as four-dimensional beings, we have already reached the level of science and technology in about ten dimensions.

210 years ago, I came to the 69329 galaxy, ah, what you call the Milky Way.

Giving a galaxy a romantic name is a ridiculous and imbecile thing in itself, and only primitives do it. There are countless galaxies in the universe, and even if you exhaust all your words, it will not be enough.

I was born on a spaceship and was mentally implanted with the standard education of the Rock Planet, and that experience was wonderful, and I have traveled to almost every planet that our planetary civilization has explored, including, of course, your Earth.

When I finish this mission beautifully, I can go back to Rock Star.

Hah, I think I'm taking it too seriously, so let me tell you a funny thing first. Here's what I experienced today -

"Chen Fan, come here!" Director Zhang shouted.

The bustling office suddenly fell silent.

I know that my colleagues are waiting to see what kind of abuse I am being scolded.

Not wanting to disappoint my colleagues, I tried my best, pretending to be sincerely afraid, and slowly walked to Director Zhang's side.

Seeing his ignorant look in angry eyes, I really wanted to laugh, but I couldn't show it.

So I deliberately asked in a frightened tone, "What's wrong, Director?"

"You give me a good look at the title!" Director Zhang, who had a fat head and big ears, pointed to the screen. The document that opens on the screen is the manuscript I just finished.

"Mayor Liu Qingbang Goes to the Grassroots Investigation"

I smirked at the title. Oh, it's the wrong word for this state, and the right word is for help.

"Director, this ...... It should be the wrong title. "In order to keep this boring play going, I continued to make a scared face.

"No, can you fucking grow a little longer?" Director Zhang slapped the table angrily.

I bowed my head and was silent.

"A fine of 2000! Hurry up and go back and change it! ”

"Good...... Good. Hahaha! "I burst out laughing, and I couldn't help it.

Director Zhang: "Who the hell is laughing at you!" "He tried to grab my ear.

But I forgot to close the protective shield, and the moment Director Zhang touched my skin, my body quickly turned into a puddle of pus.

"Ahh The ignorant earthlings in the office let out a deafening scream.

What can I do? I had to show my real identity, kill these witnesses, and then imitate them.

There weren't many people in the office, only 38 people, but it still took me an afternoon.

As an expatriate from the Rock Planet, the equipment I carry is very rudimentary, and it can't erase the memories of you earthlings.

Hahahaha.

What happened this morning made me laugh. I will miss Director Zhang, and his clown performance.

That's right, on my motherly planet Rock, that's how the clown acts.

To put it a little more appropriately, it's like you see someone on a video site live streaming someone eating bugs or eating glass.

Can anyone catch the laugh?

How funny it is to be swayed by your own emotions!

I must admit that you earthlings are strange and ridiculous creatures, and your emotions are highly susceptible to external influences, just like your ancestors, apes, I seem to be able to see that once a monkey starts screaming, the other apes in the monkey group will also be nervous.

The terrible thing is that you also demand the same from your own kind, otherwise it will be seen as an emotional deficit, and you will be ostracized and ridiculed.

I know that there are many intelligent beings in the universe, and there are so few people who are as emotional as earthlings, to the point of being unbelievably few.

But here, I don't want to go into the depths, maybe our biologists will be interested.

In short, anger and fear are purely traits of lower creatures, which they need to improve themselves and survive in the cruel natural world, just as a pot of flowers needs a lump of as nourishment.

When I got home, I looked in the mirror at my body, this human skin, at first it made me sick, but after a long time, it looked pleasing to the eye.

This may be influenced by the Earth, and your creation and evolution are the result of the environment in which the Earth lives.

I have lived in this ecological environment for a long time, and I have gradually discovered that this kind of body is quite suitable for the earth.

In the beginning, I created this skin with the intention of being ordinary and inconspicuous among human beings.

Only in this way will I be able to complete the task more smoothly.