273 - Flying Chicken

"Does Lao Xiangguo have any misunderstanding about this explosive?"

Liu Maolin looked at Wang Xiaolai with a puzzled expression.

Wang Xiaolai said: "What I made is explosives, not muskets. In terms of the weight of the bow and arrow, and the ability to fly into the enemy's formation, how much does the old Xiangguo think the explosives should be used? ”

Liu Maolin snorted.

Wang Xiao looked at him and said, "It's as big as a finger?" No kidding, I dare to hold this amount in my mouth. ”

The empress hesitated: "It's too heavy to send out, it's too light and it's not lethal, do you have any good way, Xiao Laizi?" ”

Wang Xiaolai said in his heart that if I can make a cannon tube, I will directly build a few Shenwei cannons for you, and as for telling you that there is no such thing?

On the side, Lu Gongyou thought for a while: "Perhaps, you can use a bed crossbow." ”

When the empress heard this, her eyes widened: "That's right, you can use a bed crossbow, that thing is far more accurate than a trebuchet, and it can carry enough weight, little Laizi, what do you think?" ”

Wang Xiaolai pondered in his heart, and said that the bed crossbow was a good choice, but he still shook his head.

"Isn't it okay?" The empress was surprised.

Wang Xiaolai asked the empress: "Your Majesty, forgive me for taking the liberty of asking, what do you plan to use this explosive for?" ”

"Militarily, of course."

"No, no, no, I'm not asking that, I mean, are you going to use this thing offensively or defensively."

"Attack, the grassland and my Sui Yang have been opposed for hundreds of years, and there has been no winner or loser, now it's okay, there is the gunpowder you made, Xiao Laizi, to exterminate the grassland, just around the corner, no matter if he is Huyan Zhuo Zhuo or Helian is mighty, it is not worth mentioning."

"Then Your Majesty, here comes the problem." Wang Xiaolai said.

Empress: "??? ”

"A bed crossbow is a good choice, but have you ever thought about it, that thing weighs thousands of pounds, and it is impossible to carry it around when you are fighting, right? Yes, it is true that the bed crossbow can drive a sufficient amount of explosives, but in terms of the nature of the bed crossbow itself, it can only fight positional warfare, and if you want to carry it to attack, I'm sorry Your Majesty, unless the Sui Yang soldiers are all goods with natural divine power like Shen Xiping. ”

Wang Xiaolai's words directly silenced the empress.

"The bow and crossbow can't work, the trebuchet can't work, even the bed crossbow can't work, that little Laizi, what do you say you want to do?" The Empress was impatient.

Wang Xiaolai shrugged: "How do I know where to go." ”

"If only you could drop explosives from the sky." Lu Gongyou sighed and said.

Originally, Wang Xiaolai didn't think there was anything, but when he heard Lu Gongyou's words, an idea suddenly popped up in his heart.

The Eight Sages King also laughed at himself: "Gong You, what you think is too exaggerated, looking at the world, who can fly in the sky?" Count them all around, isn't it just those few people, why, do you want Your Majesty to recruit them all, and then throw explosives from the air when you fight? ”

The empress also smiled: "If I can recruit them here, what explosives do I need, wouldn't it be good to send them there when I go directly to war." ”

In a word, everyone in the room laughed.

Only Wang Xiaolai pondered to himself: "Perhaps, there is a way to throw explosives down from the sky." ”

When the words fell, everyone in the room looked back at Wang Xiaolai and took a sharp look.

The empress pounced even more excitedly, and grabbed Wang Xiaolai's claws: "What way?" ”

Wang Xiaolai snorted, his temper came up, touched his head and said: "What, it's not early, Your Majesty, I should go back to the Wangcheng Guards to report, the punishment you gave me is not over yet." ”

The empress waved her hand directly: "What else are you going to the royal city guards, from now on, the punishment for you is over, and you will live in the palace." ”

The Eight Sage Kings and Narcissus on both sides were shocked: "Your Majesty, by all means! ”

The reason why the two reacted so fiercely was mainly because the former, as the female emperor's uncle, was worried that outsiders would gossip and damage the royal majesty, while the latter was much simpler, that is, he hated Wang Xiaolai.

"Your Majesty's kindness is in my heart, I have my own place to live, as long as I don't let me go back to the barracks, I really can't stand that feeling."

Wang Xiaolai said.

The empress said: "From now on, you don't have to go back." ”

Wang Xiaolai clenched his fists and grinned: "Thank you, Your Majesty." ”

"Tell me what the hell is going on." The empress looked a little impatient.

Wang Xiao came to see the empress: "Your Majesty, do you know kites?" ”

The empress was stunned for a moment, and said in her heart what are you doing with this.

Wang Xiaolai raised his hands and made a flying posture like a kite: "The kite is just an ordinary blank paper, but it can fly to the sky..."

Liu Maolin directly interrupted Wang Xiaolai's words: "You mean to tie explosives to the kite?" But then it's better to use a bed crossbow. ”

Wang Xiaolai shrugged: "It's almost the same, but it's different." ”

"Okay, Xiao Laizi, don't sell it." Empress Dao.

Wang Xiaolai took a deep breath: "Okay, actually, I also suddenly thought of a method, and I don't know if it can succeed." ”

"Say it quickly."

"In my hometown, there is a means of transportation, called an airplane, which can fly in the sky."

"Fly, Flyer?" The empress's face was incredible.

Wang Xiaolai nodded: "Well, it's an airplane." ”

"Your Majesty, just listen to this bastard, how can there be a chicken flying in the sky, even if it is a pheasant, it is impossible to fly to the sky with more than ten catties of explosives, even if it can, the explosives are detonated, the pheasant must also die, you can't fight every time, the soldiers go to catch the pheasant first." Narcissus quipped.

The empress looked back at Wang Xiaolai.

Wang Xiaolai also had a dog-like expression on his face, and his feelings have been talking for a long time, but he is not on the same channel, what Lao Tzu said is a machine, not a chicken.

So, Wang Xiaolai played a scoundrel, pointed at the narcissus and said, "Your Majesty, you see the narcissus interrupting, I can't say anything." ”

Narcissus was speechless and glared at Wang Xiaolai: "You..."

"Narcissus, you are aggrieved, don't say it yet, listen to Xiao Laizi." Empress Dao.

The empress spoke, and the narcissus could only obey, and after glaring at Wang Xiaolai fiercely, she stood aside with her arms in her arms, a pair of eyes, and kept sweeping Wang Xiaolai's body, and said in her heart to see what tricks you can say.

Being able to hit Narcissus, Wang Xiaolai was naturally happy, and suddenly felt much more comfortable.

He snorted and said, "Now let's get down to business, let's just say that airplanes, in my hometown, are very common, flying on the clouds, can carry dozens of people." ”

"How big should that flying chicken grow, you can't make up nonsense." Narcissus couldn't help but complain.

Wang Xiaolai immediately pointed at Narcissus: "Your Majesty, look at her." ”

The empress waved helplessly at the daffodil.

When Narcissus saw it, the corners of his mouth jumped, and he resisted the urge to beat Wang Xiaolai, and turned his head to the side.

Seeing this, Lu Gongyou only smiled, and said in his heart that he finally knew why Narcissus and Wang Xiaolai didn't deal with each other.

"Let's just say airplanes, civilian and military." Wang Xiaolai continued: "Military aircraft, unlike civilian aircraft, carry up to two or three people at a time, one is responsible for piloting, and the other is responsible for dropping explosives. ”

When she heard the explosives, the empress's expression was much more solemn: "Do you know where to catch that flying chicken?" ”

Wang Xiaolai looked at the empress speechlessly: "Your Majesty, that thing is not a living thing, it is artificially created." ”

"And you're going to make flying chickens?" The empress asked.

Wang Xiaolai said in his heart that I can't even send electricity, so I'll build you a plane.

"It's not Your Majesty, can you listen to me first." Wang Xiaolai said.

When the empress heard this, she immediately covered her mouth.

When Wang Xiaolai saw this, he said in his heart that this was about the same, so he continued to talk.

"I can't build airplanes, but I'm a better replacement."

I didn't see the empress ask for a long time, Wang Xiaolai's heart that wanted to show off had nowhere to vent, and finally couldn't help it, and asked the empress: "Your Majesty, why don't you ask me this time?" And you don't even ask about the eighth prince, which makes me very faceless. ”

Everyone looked at Wang Xiaolai: "Didn't you say you wouldn't let us interrupt you?" ”

Wang Xiaolai couldn't wait to pump his mouth.

"Okay, don't make a fuss, little Laizi, tell me quickly, what the hell is the solution."

Wang Xiaolai was not interested, and he didn't have the heart to show off: "Oh, it's nothing, it's just a hot air balloon." ”

"What's that?"

pinched Wang Xiaolai's pulse, the empress asked deliberately, but it wasn't intentional, after all, she really didn't know what a hot air balloon was.