"Mommy!"

"Woo, run! Run! ”

"Damn, that...... What's that? ”

Not only Hu Jing screamed, but even the big men who were beaten down by Wu Wei also screamed.

They didn't care about staying any longer, and turned around to run.

However, his legs seemed to be irrigated, and he couldn't run at all.

They are depressed.

They were just gangsters nearby, and they set up an immortal jump with Ma Jinlian.

Every time they catch someone, they don't want money, they just need to fight Ma Jinlian.

But I've never seen anything like this before.

Especially when I saw Ma Jinlian's face, I was so scared that I was about to cry.

"Stinky boy, I didn't expect you to come to the door so quickly, if it weren't for the old lady who had a bad stomach during the day, I would have to eat you! Today, you actually sent yourself to the door, looking for death! ”

Where is Ma Jinlian's appearance now?

That face is a cat's face.

It's terrifying.

As he spoke, the cat demon screamed and pounced towards Wu Wei.

Wu was shocked.

Damn, what's the situation, my Peng Yuyan's second skin face hasn't reached time yet, why did this cat demon recognize me?

"Wait!" Wu Weiyi raised his hand.

The cat demon's figure stopped abruptly: "What are you doing, what tricks are you playing?" ”

Wu Wei grinned, hooked his hand at the cat demon, and seduced: "Young Master Ben looks so handsome, aren't you tempted?" ”

"Meow!" The cat demon opened his mouth and laughed fiercely: "Return the young master? Meow, don't you know that in the eyes of our cats, there is actually no difference between men and pigs, where is the difference between handsome and ugly? What's more, you don't even change your clothes, and he still wears those broken glasses, what kind of handsome guy is he pretending to be? ”

When Wu Wei heard this, he was messy for a while.

Mamma Mia, spent 10,000 experience points, and it was in vain?

However, the cat demon seems to make a lot of sense, why didn't I think of this layer?

Think about it from another perspective, if you look at a cat and only look at its face, can you tell the difference between beauty and ugliness?

"System, can this Peng Yuyan's second skin face be returned?" Wu Wei repented.

System: "Once sold, no returns." ”

"It's okay to return or exchange at a discount."

"Not negotiable."

"Damn, profiteers!" Wu Wei scolded the system eighteen times in his heart, and then, turning around, walked outside with great righteousness.

Hu Jing was stunned: "Old Wu, you ...... Where are you going? ”

Wu Wei was indifferent: "Oh, I'll go out to breathe." ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

"What's the situation? What's that handsome guy doing? ”

"I don't know, are you scared?"

"I'm going, I thought I'd see a thrilling demon battle, and I'm leaving?"

"But then again, the anchor's special effects are still two hits, and he actually made a beautiful woman look like a cat, and it's so realistic."

"yes, that's just going to give you a plane."

"The big tyrant of the world gave the anchor a plane, and I hope the anchor will make persistent efforts."

"The local tyrant asks for support."

The cat demon was also stunned?

Do I agree?

"Meow!"

The cat demon is furious.

I finally caught a big fish today, and it turned out to be you stinky boy, where is it so easy!

As soon as his body moved, he jumped more than two meters high and pounced towards Wu Wei.

Wow!

Hu Jing was in an uproar with those big men and the people in the live broadcast room.

"This ...... How did you get this? ”

"How did you jump so high?"

"Oh my God, it can't really be a cat demon, right?"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast, and I said that there are really demons in this world!"

For a while, the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed again.

Wu ran away for the girl.

I can't help it, I can't beat it.

However, Wu Wei's speed was not good, and before he could run two steps, the cat demon blocked the way, and as soon as he reached out, the original human hand turned into a sharp claw and grabbed Wu Wei.

"Ah......h Damn, seven-money swordsmanship! ”

Wu Wei yelled, so he could only bite the bullet, and at the same time shouted at the dog demon: "Damn, safety, hurry up and help, you are Lao Tzu's demon servant, Lao Tzu is dead, you have to die." ”

"Wang, Wang!" The dog demon screamed vigorously, as if cheering, but suddenly had no intention of stepping forward.

Zheng!

Although the seven-money sword was small, it could hit the cat demon's claws, and it actually made a crisp metal impact sound.

The cat demon screamed and immediately took two steps back, as if he was a little jealous of the seven-money sword in Wu Wei's hand.

"Hmph, stinky boy, today, I want to see what else you can do!"

The cat demon turned his head and rushed to the side of one of the big men at once, and then bit the other party's neck.

Burst!

Blood gushed out.

After a while, the cat demon drank and his mouth was full of blood.

The live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Ahhh

"Oh my God, the youkai killed someone!"

"Handsome guy, don't be coerced!"

"Brother, hurry up, your swordsmanship is so elegant, why can't you deal with a cat demon!"

"Damn, anchor, you pig, what are you doing sitting there staring?"

Hu Jingjing was stupid.

Where had he ever seen such a scene?

It was originally just a simple fairy jump, but now it has made a human life.

Moreover, it's a demon.

"Old ...... Lao Wu, I'm ...... I want to go home, I ...... I don't play anymore. Hu Jing's crotch was booming, and the sound of running water sounded.

Wu Wei broke out in a cold sweat, and seemed to think of something instantly: "System, does the child's urine have any effect on the cat demon?" ”

System: "Welcome to the Hundred Demon Records." ”

"What's that?"

"It records the monsters that exist in the world, and there are detailed descriptions of them and methods of restraint."

"Damn, what are you waiting for, hurry up and buy it."

Wu Wei can still manage so much now.

System: "Ding...... Buy "Hundred Demons" and spend 500 experience points. ”

This time the price is fair.

After quickly learning "Hundred Demon Records", Wu Wei suddenly came to his senses.

Even if you can't beat the cat demon for the time being, as long as you have "Hundred Demon Records", it doesn't seem impossible.

"Lao Hu, are you still a child?" Wu Wei rushed to Hu Jing's side and pulled him up.

Hu Jing's pants were already soaked, and his crotch was dripping.

"Old Wu, when has this been, you still ask this kind of question, ...... Find a way to escape first. ”

"Quick, it's important."

"Not when I was six."

"Six...... Six? Wu Wei's eyes widened.

Hu Jing trembled, and the color of memory struggle appeared in his eyes: "That...... That year, the maid next door to me slept in the same bed, and kissed me, woo, I ...... I wanted to dedicate my childlike body to the one I loved the most, but ...... But I was kissed by the girl, and she said she was responsible for me. ”

Ni Mei!

Wu Wei was full of black lines, "You don't think that if you kiss you, you're not a child, right?" ”

Hu Jing was stunned: "Huh? Otherwise? ”

"Damn!" Wu Wei couldn't wait to kick Hu Jing's balls directly: "You are so old, you haven't lost your body yet?" ”

Hu Jing's mouth was pouted, and he was a little unconvinced: "Have you lost your body?" ”

"Ahem." Wu Wei was almost choked by Hu Jing's words: "Don't nonsense, hurry up, take urine to nourish that cat demon." ”

"What?" Hu Jing's face was full of eccentricity.

"Hurry up, you're a royal descendant, and your urine is good for goblins." Wu Wei hurriedly flickered.

As soon as he remembered that he was a royal bloodline, Hu Jing suddenly came to his senses: "Yes! Damn, I'm a descendant of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, am I still afraid of a demon! Okay, yes! ”

Pulled his pants and aimed them at the cat demon.

But it was half loud, and not a drop of urine came out.

Wu Wei hurriedly said: "What are you doing?" ”

Hu Jing cried with a sad face: "I...... I was scared to pee, no...... Nope. ”